The Man with the Smallest Penis in Existence and the Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him
Mild-mannered Chester Gaylord trudges through life with a painful sexual handicap. He goes for a magical colonoscopy where he meets a woman with a microscope who changes his life. (themanwiththesmallestpenis.com)
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The Man with the Smallest Penis in Existence and the Electron Microscope Technician Who Loved Him

2003
Comedy, Animation
Short Film
9m
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Avg Percentile 11.34% from 94 total ratings

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Rated 12 Sep 2012
8
2nd
Gotta be honest, I'm impressed that somebody could make dick jokes and colonoscopies unfunny.
Rated 09 Jun 2011
10
3rd
Don't waste your time watching this. Just read the title, have a little chuckle to yourself and carry on with your day. It's funnier than anything else that happens within the short.
Rated 02 Jan 2007
10
2nd
Ha! I laughed, i cried! I can't believe i just watched that! God save us all!
Rated 05 Mar 2014
10
0th
Started off kind of funny but then just got lame.
Rated 27 Feb 2009
10
6th
Fuck, terrible.
Rated 03 Nov 2010
30
5th
This sort of humour can work if it is done with wit and as much subtlety penis jokes can be done with. This short however has absolutely none of this and it shows.
Rated 23 Apr 2011
39
3rd
The animation isn't terrible, but the retarded nature of the cartoon simply doesn't cut it.
Rated 21 Mar 2010
10
4th
He has a tiny penis. Har har.
Rated 02 Mar 2010
7
1st
I was hoping the the vulgar, absurdist attempt at humor would redeem the horrible concept. It didn't.
Rated 25 Jul 2010
47
5th
The one note joke is good for a laugh or two, but that's about it. The flash animation is terrible and nothing is really done with the idea.
Rated 15 Jun 2008
3
0th
I just wasted my life watching this shit.
Rated 20 Mar 2012
6
1st
LULZ, he has sex with macaroni. Teehee!
Rated 08 Jan 2009
70
38th
I liked the animation style
Rated 31 Jul 2009
5
2nd
woah there why didn't anyone tell me they made a biopic of [your username here]
Rated 14 Jan 2010
3
4th
Literally awful, animation was cool(ish) but couldn't save it from being a massive waste of my time.
Rated 07 Jul 2014
1
20th
Quite liked the style but the content didn't work for me.
Rated 29 Aug 2014
20
1st
Mildly amusing
Rated 27 Feb 2013
3
1st
Why, god? Whyyyyyyy???
Rated 02 Aug 2014
6
6th
Darling... pls, no.
Rated 01 Dec 2010
5
2nd
What a pitiful penis
Rated 05 Jun 2009
40
5th
lol internet
Rated 01 Jan 2009
15
9th
LOL PENIS
Rated 01 Jun 2012
5
0th
Uhm, the animation is indeed well made, but the rest isn't.
Rated 02 Mar 2016
75
11th
Mildly amusing in places, but beautifully designed. This artist/animator should make a Mister X film, but this is his only credit on the imdb. Pseudonym, maybe?

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