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Things

1989
Horror
Direct-to-Video
1h 23m
Don Drake and his best friend Fred have disappeared after traveling to a remote California cabin to vist Don's deranged brother Doug and his wife, Susan. The visit turns into a hideous life and death struggle.
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Things

1989
Horror
Direct-to-Video
1h 23m
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Avg Percentile 19.46% from 61 total ratings

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Rated 30 Apr 2020
0
1st
Oh, Canada...
Rated 07 Jun 2014
0
0th
Unless you're specifically looking to bond with others over enduring a painful experience together, don't watch this. Yes, some of its incompetence is laughable, but mostly it just bores and confounds. The Room seems like a masterpiece by comparison.
Rated 31 Oct 2013
8
11th
What, what. What? What.... What? Extremely low budget movie that has no plot, has random music and sound effects, terrible sound and camera work. At least you can laugh about it because of the extremely shitty quality, but on the other hand: not really recommended
Rated 09 Jun 2017
80
81st
Inspired by The Evil Dead, it looks like it was made with a tenth of the budget & plays out with 100 times the insanity. A fevered nightmare dubbed over in post production for comedic effect, it's mostly incoherent & I loved every minute of it. Porn actress Amber Lynn takes the cake as the '80s-est TV news reporter.
Rated 22 Apr 2018
40
28th
This Canadian "so-bad-it's-good"/fascinatingly bad horror B-movie plays like a fever dream roller-coaster of laughs, boredom, and confusion. Seemingly a few drunk Canucks were inspired to make a knock-off "The Evil Dead" like B-movie, and created an amatuer filmmaking dumpster-fire of bad movie delight instead. Only for your hardcore "so-bad-it's-good" movie fans, and even then, best be safe and watch in numbers to avoid being bored to death by the befuddling incompetence.
Rated 20 Feb 2011
49
10th
below-low-budget production where cast and crew seem like they're hungover, and a bunch of zombies make an appearance.
Rated 28 Nov 2019
40
19th
It truly boggles the mind how completely idiotic and insane this movie is. Its bad and incompetent in every way but then again that's part of the fun.
Rated 13 Jun 2021
55
27th
A trailblazer in dialogue never spoken before by human lips.
Rated 06 Jun 2021
1
0th
You don't watch this movie, you survive it.

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