The Dallas Connection

Clearing my Wishlist - Pt. 10: This movie consists of 3 scenes--porn stars trying to remember their lines, porn stars touching themselves and/or another porn star, and porn stars exploding. It also consists of 3 types of music--slap bass & sexy sax, truck stop honky-tonk, and suspenseful piano. The laws of mathematics tell us there should be 9 unique combinations. Add a karate fight between a bald Japanese jet pilot and a personal trainer and you have the algebra class that is Dallas Connection.

Great softcore porno

I didn't know it was possible for a Sidaris film to have less of a plot but The Dallas Connection proves that it is. Blatent nudity replaces said plot though, and that's what these movies are about, so that's a good thing I suppose. Even so this film is downright idiotic. The action is awful and recycled from every other Sidaris film, the plot is rehashed from previous Sidaris films and the acting and dialog is terrible.