Armed and Deadly

Utterly god-awful. The, um, "actors" seem to be gamely doing their best with the dreck masquerading as a script they were given, but in the end, there's nothing worth salvaging. Rather funny in parts--mostly unintentionally so.

This is a film that makes very little sense when you sit down and think about it for a few moments, there have been so many liberties taken with the script and peoples "natural" behaviour to get from plot point A to B that it's a real stretch to maintain believability. Perversely, the poor acting makes it _easier_ to accept because you can just shrug it off with "welp, it's just a low budget crappy film." Perhaps some big hollywood productions should take notes on how to sell