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The Cat in the Hat

The Cat in the Hat

2003
Comedy
Family/Kids
1h 22m
Mike Myers stars in the title role of Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat, a film adaptation of the beloved literary classic. (Universal Pictures)
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The Cat in the Hat

2003
Comedy
Family/Kids
1h 22m
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Avg Percentile 13.59% from 2431 total ratings

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Rated 18 Feb 2016
0
1st
A horrific affront to not only Dr. Seuss, but all goodness and decency in the world.
Rated 06 Apr 2020
35
21st
With nothing really to do, In quarantine I sat, Until a virtual festival of feline films, Where I first saw "Cat in the Hat"(2003). "Who was this film for?" I say, "Who?" "Who?" "Who?", Surely this film could not have been made for either me or you. Mike Myers as the Cat, They say a tragedy to see, Mike Myers as the Cat, Embarrassingly got a chuckle or two from me. After seeing the film, My childhood may have come away unscaved, Seuss' widow however, Thought he'd be rolling over in his grave.
Rated 23 Oct 2011
5
0th
The Cat Who Shat in His Hat.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
0
0th
I would rather be set on fire than watch this again.
Rated 03 May 2007
5
0th
This needed to be made live action as much as I need a venereal disease.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
15
9th
Untroubled by Seuss' prose or gentle approach, this is an aggressively ugly picture in presentation and performance. A dark hour for Mike Myers.
Rated 22 Mar 2016
25
17th
Atrocious but in a way that's slightly hilarious (it's just so incredibly ill-concieved and inappropriate).
Rated 26 Sep 2008
0
2nd
quite inappropiate for a kids movie, and Mike Myers is just embarrasing himself here. Thank you all who was involved in this, you ruined the book and raped my childhood.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
29
8th
Why, Mike, why? This is not the book I grew up with. This is not the book I read my children. This is Mike Myers being Mike Myers in a cat suit. This could have been a good movie, but it was poorly executed. Mike, stick with Austin Powers.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
10
1st
Cat in the Hat is one of the most terrifyingly bad films ever. Mike Myers apparently was allowed to act as stupidly and disgustingly as possible for this film. This is the lowest form of humor in movie form. If I had kids, I wouldn't allow them to watch this. Utter crapulence!
Rated 05 Feb 2007
10
0th
It will literally make you want to vomit.
Rated 22 Sep 2017
36
3rd
Why is this so horny? Pretty sure the original text didn't have multiple mentions of testicles, for one thing. The weird production design gives it all 36 points.
Rated 02 Nov 2018
10
5th
This isn't a kids movie, it's a bad parody of one!
Rated 26 Jul 2010
89
83rd
I've forced my kids to watch this twelve times now. It's a perfect rendering of their puny imaginations, and I would let Mike Myers babysit them in less than a heartbeat.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
15
6th
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Rated 23 Aug 2015
20
1st
I very nearly vomited through this. All those colours were making me nauseous
Rated 14 Aug 2007
10
3rd
they shouldn't have recruited an adult-oriented comedian (or at least Myers) to do a kid's movie. too much content that is inappropriate for the children it's marketed towards.
Rated 05 Jun 2012
4
1st
Oh God. What the fuck.
Rated 08 Jan 2010
34
2nd
Scary, disturbing, and perversely creepy. I've never really understood Dr. Seuss' work, but this is just unfathomable.
Rated 13 Nov 2010
20
1st
cat in the hat making sex jokes. huh
Rated 24 Dec 2009
30
0th
An insult to Dr. Seuss and children everywhere.
Rated 03 Dec 2010
2
1st
As a person who grew up on Dr.Seuss, I find this insulting.
Rated 29 Dec 2007
1
1st
Without a doubt one of the worst films I have ever seen. Although it is not always a bad thing that Mike Myers is allowed to run riot, in fact he is the only redeeming aspect of the film, but in this context it just fails in every aspect. I'm sure he was never even given a script and is in fact making it up as he goes along. The film is totally tedious to watch, destroys the childrens book it was based on, is quite inappropiate for a kids movie and is so brightly coloured you feel like vomiting.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
40
2nd
Ugh. Painfully unfunny, much eye candy and sharing nothing in common with Dr. Seuss' book except in title.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
10
3rd
No. Just...no.
Rated 07 Aug 2012
0
1st
Wow, a feature length film based on a 23 page book. I wonder how that'll turn out! Starring Mike Myers? Whilakers, get me my popcorn!
Rated 02 Aug 2009
2
2nd
Really horrid and embarrassing. Myres is unspeakably awful, and the content is terribly dealt with. Fucking shit.
Rated 24 Oct 2015
25
2nd
Right aesthetic, thrown to the trash by the content
Rated 20 Aug 2018
35
3rd
Really bizarre live-action adaptation of the book, and not in a good way either.
Rated 03 Jan 2018
17
3rd
Mike Myers still inspires a few chuckles. Probably despite yourself. However whatever made The Cat In The Hat such a famous and timeless story is ever not at all present in this cheap cash grab studio adaptation.
Rated 18 Dec 2011
0
0th
Insulting.
Rated 14 Dec 2009
9
0th
Hated, hated, hated, hated it. Poor Dr. Seuss should rise from the grave and remove his name from the title. Read the book. Really.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
0
6th
Filth.
Rated 07 Nov 2020
3
0th
An absolute injustice to the source material. Not fun for kids or adults alike.
Rated 13 Dec 2010
10
2nd
Making an awful adaptation of a classic children's book is what happened with the creation of The Cat in the Hat. It is unfunny, poorly designed and has terrible acting. The Cat itself is a frightening creature, and so are the visual effects. I did get a slight bit of amusement with how much innuendo and double entendres are hidden throughout the film, but that's about it.
Rated 16 Mar 2012
0
2nd
Unlike the Grinch, this movie took an excellent story and added unneeded and unwanted elements that changed the theme and feeling of the story. A "villian", a "evil boss", and political humor for obscure nations all help pull this movie down. It is my current standard for how bad a movie can be.
Rated 26 Jul 2010
19
8th
Even though I was a child at the time of viewing this film, I was disappointed as I only found one brief scene funny.
Rated 01 Oct 2017
0
1st
what the fuck
Rated 25 Jan 2018
50
9th
Very silly.
Rated 29 Jun 2008
1
11th
stupid!
Rated 05 Nov 2021
52
12th
Starts intriguing for a kid's movie, with a big dedication to the esthetics. Some of the more adult jokes are interesting at first. But it all turns into too much of a mess with screaming and bad effects and no plot at all. Kids might just lose interest halfway through if not sooner
Rated 03 Dec 2011
16
5th
Horrifically annoying.
Rated 18 Jul 2009
30
1st
Mike Myers can't land a single joke. Not one.
Rated 15 May 2008
25
8th
Total crap
Rated 18 May 2007
60
3rd
creepy as fuck
Rated 14 Aug 2007
25
0th
One of the worst films I have seen in this era. Kids in theater rarely laughed.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
15
28th
I can't imagine kids really swooning over this film. Mike Meyers was a little too over the top. Dr. Seuss is best in books and the occasional animated Christmas classic.
Rated 28 Jun 2009
3
2nd
Underestimates all ages.
Rated 21 Aug 2008
10
2nd
I think I hated every minute of this movie.
Rated 18 Sep 2008
20
15th
Sikkert mere egnet til det amerikanske marked.
Rated 03 Oct 2016
5
2nd
The horror... the horror...
Rated 23 Aug 2022
8
1st
WHY
Rated 12 Jul 2013
27
1st
This.Movie.Was.Realy.Drum Roll Please,bdbdbbdbdbdbdbdbdb,Bad.Wan Wan Wannnnn
Rated 08 Apr 2009
10
4th
This ain't Dr. Suess's Cat in the Hat. Its the bullshit version.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
20
1st
too much sexual inuendo and swearing for a movie marketed to kids.
Rated 19 Sep 2021
35
3rd
Welch is best known for his great production design in early Burton films, but it is difficult to blame this mess (i.e. his directorial debut) entirely on him given Myers' acknowledged creative interference and the spec like script that is bereft of clarity and focus. It relies heavily on the sets and visuals, which are moderately impressive, and Myers' star power. Unfortunately, Myers is extremely obnoxious, and the fact that the credits kick in at the 75 minute mark is telling. Avoid.
Rated 21 Apr 2008
5
1st
Couldn't even finish this one.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
10
1st
horrible
Rated 20 May 2023
0
4th
This was completely unenjoyable.
Rated 26 Jul 2022
0
3rd
god awful
Rated 04 Mar 2013
0
0th
I hate this movie.
Rated 04 May 2011
23
14th
Shitty.
Rated 09 Feb 2007
12
2nd
Abysmal
Rated 28 Nov 2006
4
4th
This is so bad. I can't believe they even tried this.
Rated 29 Jan 2012
12
2nd
One of the more famous "worst movies ever made" that I actually agree with. Completely insulting and offensive on every level, made all the worse at the fact it's posing as a kids film when all the humor is directed at immature teenagers and adults.
Rated 12 Nov 2016
1
1st
F
Rated 04 Apr 2012
10
4th
I really really dislike this movie. Ruins one of my favorite childhood books.
Rated 16 Jun 2012
5
3rd
How the fuck do you make a Bad version of "Getting Better?" By not eating the eggs, Smash Mouth, that's how.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
1
0th
Most annoying movie I have ever seen. It was so bad.
Rated 31 Dec 2014
0
0th
Studio exec: "We haven't shat out a terrible rework of a beloved children's book for at least a few months have we? Get Myers on the phone, I want this done by the time the pub opens."
Rated 14 Aug 2007
35
35th
Not quite as offensive as other recent kiddie lit adaptations, but nearly as muddled. Why does Hollywood keep making these CG/live-action "family films"?
Rated 14 Aug 2007
53
11th
One or two moments in an otherwise dull experience
Rated 14 Dec 2020
0
0th
-10 as a real score. Wtf was that?
Rated 27 Dec 2021
77
35th
It's good
Rated 04 Jan 2019
70
27th
I give this movie slack because it legitimately makes me laugh but don't get me wrong, it's an AWFUL adaptation.
Rated 10 Jan 2011
1
5th
seems like I'm spending most of the movie wishing mike myers would calm down.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
85
51st
Really cute kids movie. I watched it with my cousins' kid's and remember getting irrated because they were talking over it. It was a good kid movie.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
60
28th
the books were better, they made me wetter, sitting on my irish setter, while witing a letter.
Rated 26 May 2007
10
2nd
Horrible movie.
Rated 27 Sep 2010
0
0th
A totally unnecessary movie that was an utter failure in every regard.
Rated 22 Jul 2014
100
0th
i had used to oan a hat lik dat and ladies would cum up to me n bee all like "chippah, yor hats get me all wet n stuff" so i had to fawk all of dem
Rated 30 Sep 2012
20
8th
This is what happens if rich producers take drugs while reading bedtime stories to their kids
Rated 23 Mar 2009
0
1st
Good God. Don't people KNOW when they are making really bad, really ill-advised, really hideous movies like this? Agonizing, and a deep insult to the good Dr.
Rated 14 Jun 2009
20
4th
Good God.
Rated 15 Mar 2009
5
0th
This was a disgrace to the legendary Dr. Seuss book. This should be something the whole family would enjoy, but I wouldn't advise anyone to watch this film.
Rated 30 Dec 2008
10
6th
No, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no (I could go on... wait I will), no no no no no no no no (okay I'll stop now) no
Rated 27 Jun 2009
10
2nd
Has almost nothing to do with Books
Rated 23 Dec 2008
3
4th
Bad AND creepy! How amazing!!!
Rated 02 Jan 2011
15
14th
This movie was SHIT
Rated 28 Mar 2009
55
8th
Funny, but that's about it
Rated 01 May 2008
8
3rd
One of those rare films that was so bad, I couldn't finish it.
Rated 30 Dec 2010
15
21st
"A disastrously misconceived confection that should easily neuter a few childhood memories." - Ed Gonzalez
Rated 25 Jan 2014
1
0th
wow
Rated 18 Feb 2014
37
20th
most of it makes me really uncomfortable thats why i like it
Rated 14 Aug 2007
10
9th
The film has no idea where it's going to go next, Mike Myers's makeup makes him look too much like Shari Lewis, and I could really do without the gratuitous product placement, thank you very much
Rated 26 Jun 2008
10
4th
bad movie
Rated 19 Oct 2020
12
1st
Jesus fucking christ why.
Rated 04 Oct 2009
5
0th
Cruel and tragic shenanigans
Rated 30 Jun 2009
5
2nd
Even as a stupid child I wasn't entertained by this.
Rated 14 Jan 2008
15
3rd
Trying to be incredibly random, failing spectacularly at the relatively simple task.

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