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A parody on a safety instruction video for forklift drivers follows young Klaus as he begins his first day on the job as a qualified forklift truck driver. The film spoofs the original genre very effectively, notably through employing the best-known German narrator of instructional video clips on traffic safety for the voice-over. (imdb)

A guy's life is turned around by an email, which includes the names of everyone he's had sex with and ever will have sex with. His situation gets worse when he encounters a femme fatale (Ryder) who targets men guilty of sex crime. (imdb)

A mentally unstable Vietnam war vet, when abused with a small town's police force, begins a one man war with it (imdb)

English professor and author Thelonious "Monk" Ellison writes a satirical novel under a pseudonym, with the intent to expose the hypocrisies of the publishing industry (imdb.com).

Using the Matrix, a resistance group attempts to recruit a sentinel to their cause. (imdb)

Investigating the mysterious deaths of a number of farm animals, vet Rack Hansen discovers that his town lies in the path of hoards of migrating tarantulas. Before he can take action, the streets are overrun by killer spiders, trapping a small group of towns folk in a remote hotel. (imdb)

What's left of mankind is cordoned off behind the walls of a fortified city while zombies roam the vast wasteland beyond. The few wealthy and powerful try to maintain an illusion of life as it was, dwelling high above the city in the exclusive towers of Fiddler's Green.

Louisa May Alcott's autobiographical account of her life with her three sisters in Concord Mass in the 1860s... (imdb)

When an asteroid is headed for Earth the world's best deep core drilling team is sent to nuke the rock from the inside.

A sweet mother takes a little too much at heart for the defence of her family. (imdb)