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Vice
Julian Michaels has designed the ultimate resort: VICE, where anything goes and the customers can play out their wildest fantasies with artificial inhabitants who look, think and feel like humans. When an artificial becomes self-aware and escapes, she finds herself caught in the crossfire between Julian's mercenaries and a cop who is hell-bent on shutting down Vice, and stopping the violence once and for all. (imdb)
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The Pawnbroker
This was one of the first films to deal with the effects of Nazi Germany's concentration camps on their survivors... (imdb)
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Stand Up Guys
A pair of aging con men try to get the old gang back together for one last hurrah before one of the guys takes his last assignment -- to kill his comrade. (imdb)
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Switchback
FBI agent Dennis Quaid tries to catch a serial killer who kidnapped his son. (imdb)
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Under Siege 2: Dark Territory
Casey Ryback has now retired from the Navy and is now a chef at the Mile High Cafe in Denver, Colorado... (imdb)
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Rocky II
Rocky struggles in family life after his bout with Apollo Creed, while the embarrassed champ insistently goads him to accept a challenge for a rematch. (imdb)
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Blood for Dracula
Udo Kier is without a doubt the sickliest of vampires in any director's interpretation of the Bram Stoker tale... (imdb)
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Gelibolu
A film of spectacular visual sweep and great emotional power (imdb)
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American Ninja
American soldier, obviously very skilled in martial arts, single-handedly takes on mercenaries in the Philippines (imdb)
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Warlock: The Armageddon
In this sequel, the Warlock is resurrected again, and sets out to obtain a group of mysterious crystals. Everyone who tries to stop him dies in a creative new way, only he catches the attention of a group of underground druids...
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