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Punch and Judy
Punch and Judy (1966) - Short Film
Two puppets, Punch and Judy, do battle to the death over the custody of a live guinea pig. (imdb)
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Happy Accidents
Ruby Weaver has man trouble: she tries to fix them, so she's stuck herself with a string of losers. Her current lover, Sam Deed, seems different: he's sweet, tender, just in from Dubuque. But, as Ruby tells her therapist about Sam, in flashbacks we see someone not quite of this world. In fact, Sam informs Ruby that he's from the future, 2470 to be exact, traveling back in time to avoid prosecution for his sister's death, and to find Ruby, whose photo he saw back home... (imdb)
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88 Minutes
A thriller about a college professor who, while moonlighting as a forensic psychiatrist for the FBI, receives a death threat telling him that he has only 88 minutes to live. (ifilm.com)
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It\
Leon is ten years old, has lots of problems and an overly fertile imagination. Of course, there is Mom and Dad who are always fighting, and those annoying neighbors who get to spend the summer at the beach. And then, there's Lea, the exasperating girl who's always right about everything. In the summer of '68, when Mom decides to leave everything behind to start a new life in Greece, Leon is prepared to do anything to kill the pain. (imdb)
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Landscape Suicide
"Landscape Suicide" Benning continues his examination of Americana through the stories of two murderers. (imdb)
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Apocalypse Now: Final Cut
Francis Ford Coppola's masterful 1979 Vietnam War epic was previously expanded in 2001 into Apocalypse Now Redux by adding back 49 minutes of excised footage. This 2019 version of the film clocks in midway between the two prior releases by including just some of that added footage. In addition, the entire film has been remastered in 4K.
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Vinni-Pukh
Vinni-Pukh (1969) - Short Film
Russian version of Winnie The Pooh
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Army of Thieves
A prequel, set before the events of Army of the Dead, which focuses on German safecracker Ludwig Dieter leading a group of aspiring thieves on a top secret heist during the early stages of the zombie apocalypse.
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Green Snake
Two snakes reformed into two beauties. White Snake chose pedagogue Xian Xu as her husband and enjoyed human life... (imdb)
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Dolemite
Dolemite has to deal with Willie Green, Mitchell and White, Mayor Daly, and assorted production equipment used to film the movie; all in an attempt to regain control of his nightclub. He is joined with his kung-fu fighting whores, Queen Bee, and the Reverend in this heroic struggle. (imdb)
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