Welcome to Criticker: Home of insanely accurate recommendations!

Step One: Rate at least ten films
... and that's it! Criticker will match you to other users with similar taste, and you'll start getting great recommendations immediately.
It's easy, free and fun. Get started now, by rating some movies below!
Totally F***ed Up
Life really sucks for a group of gay and lesbian teenagers living in Los Angeles. Their parents kicked them out, they're broke and bored, their lovers cheat on them, and they're harassed by fag-bashers. If things are going to be this way, maybe suicide isn't a bad idea; at least not in the mind of Andy, our major protagonist, who gives the film its title by describing himself as "totally fucked up." (imdb)
Your probable score
?
The King and the Mockingbird
Le Roi et l'oiseau is a 1980 traditionally-animated feature film directed by Paul Grimault. Begun in 1948 as The Shepherdess and the Chimney Sweep, it underwent a long production, eventually being finished over 30 years after it was started.
Your probable score
?
Black Sea
In order to make good with his former employers, a submarine captain takes a job with a shadowy backer to search the depths of the Black Sea for a submarine rumored to be loaded with gold. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Gelecekten Bir Gün
A man who's unlucky in all his life decides to die. That time he is shown the five years ahead of him if he is to live.
Your probable score
?
Gorky Park
An investigator on the Moscow police force relentlessly pursues the solution to a triple homicide which occurred in Moscow's Gorky Park... (imdb)
Your probable score
?
The Body
An ancient skeleton has been discovered in Jerusalem in a rich man's tomb. Colouration of the wrist and leg bones indicates the cause of death was crucifiction. other signs, include a gold coin bearing the marks of Pontius Pilate and faint markings around the skull, lead authorities to suspect that these could be the bones of Christ. Politicians, clerics, religious extremists and those using terror as a means to an end, find their beliefs and identities test while risking their lives to unearth the truth (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Ambulance
Two robbers steal an ambulance after their heist goes awry. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Submarine
A comedy which follows a 15-year-old boy with two objectives: To lose his virginity before his next birthday, and to stop his mother from leaving his father for her dance teacher. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Shakes the Clown
Shakes plods about his duties as party clown, and uses all of his free time getting seriously drunk (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Derry Girls
Derry Girls (2017) - TV Series
Features the personal exploits of a 16 year old girl, her family and friends during the Troubles in the early 90s. (imdb)
Your probable score
?