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The One-Man Band
A band-leader has arranged seven chairs for the members of his band. When he sits down in the first chair, a cymbal player appears in the same chair, then rises and sits in the next chair. As the cymbal player sits down, a drummer appears in the second chair, and then likewise moves on to the third chair. In this way, an entire band is soon formed, and is then ready to perform. (imdb)
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A Touch of Spice
A Greek boy grows up in Istanbul. His grandfather, a culinary philosopher and mentor,teaches him that both food and life require a little salt to give them flavor ... a Touch of Spice. Fanis becomes an excellent cook and uses his cooking skills to spice up the lives of others. 35 years later he leaves Athens and travels back to his birthplace to reunite with his grandfather and his first love; he then realizes that he forgot to put a little bit of spice in his own life (IMDB)
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Elena and Her Men
Polish countess Elena falls in love to a Frensh radical party's candidate, a general, in pre world war I Paris, but another officer pines for her. (imdb)
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Umberto D.
Umberto Domenico Ferrari, an elderly and retired civil servant, is desperately trying to maintain a decent standard of living on a rapidly dwindling state pension. (imdb)
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The Snowman
When an elite crime squad's lead detective investigates the disappearance of a victim on the first snow of winter, he fears an elusive serial killer may be active again. With the help of a brilliant recruit, the cop must connect decades-old cold cases to the brutal new one if he hopes to outwit this unthinkable evil before the next snowfall. (İmdb)
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Page Eight
Page Eight (2011) - TV Movie
Johnny Worricker (Bill Nighy) is a long-serving MI5 officer. His boss and best friend Benedict Baron (Michael Gambon) dies suddenly, leaving behind him an inexplicable file, threatening the stability of the organization. (imdb)
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Papillon
A man befriends a fellow criminal as the two of them begin serving their sentence on a dreadful prison island, which inspires the man to plot his escape. (imdb)
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City of Life and Death
A dramatization of the rape of Nanking in 1937. (imdb)
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Prince of the City
New York cop Daniel Ciello is involved in some questionable police practices. He is approached by internal affairs and in exchange for him potentially being let off the hook, he is instructed to begin to expose the inner workings of police corruption. (imdb)
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The Ninth Configuration
A new commanding officer, Col. Kane, arrives at a remote castle where apparently insane soldiers are incarcerated under psychiatric care... (imdb)
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