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River of No Return
The title river unites a farmer recently released from prison, his young son, and an ambitious saloon singer. In order to survive, each must be purged of anger, and each must learn to understand and care for the others. (imdb)
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Melody Time
Animation done to contemporary music. Somewhat of a sequel to "Make Mine Music".
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Wishmaster 3: Beyond the Gates of Hell
The evil Djinn is back at again, this time wreaking havoc on the students of Illinois' Baxter University. (imdb)
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Bag of Bones
Bag of Bones (2011) - TV Mini-Series
A popular writer suffers from increasing writers block after the sudden death of his wife. While taking some personal time at their lake side vacation home, the strange goings on in the nearby town begin to come to light...... (from watching it)
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Kirschblüten - Hanami
When Trudi learns that her husband Rudi is dangerously ill, she suggests visiting their children in Berlin without telling him the truth. As Franzi and Karl don't care much about their parents, Trudi and Rudi go to the Baltic Sea, where Trudi suddenly dies. Rudi is thrown out of gear, even more when he learns that his wife wanted to live a totally different life in Japan... (imdb)
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Hadewijch
Céline is not only a theology student. She believes. Her single-minded devotion arouses the concern and suspicion of her Mother Superior, who decides to expel the intense young woman, sending her out into the world to discover her true self. Céline is young and impressionable, and her sacrifices are extreme. Her family is haute bourgeois and their lifestyle is lavish and refined... (indiewire.com)
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Prisoner of the Mountains
Based upon a short story by Leo Tolstoy, two Russian soldiers, Sacha and Vania, are ambushed by Muslim rebels in the grandly forbidding Caucasus and taken prisoner. Although complete understanding never fully emerges, their bittersweet ordeal reveals the human soul of two vastly different cultures. (imdb)
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Nine Queens
Set in Buenos Aires, this is the story of two small-time swindlers who team up after meeting in a convenience store and become involved in a half million-dollar deal. (Sony Pictures Classics)
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American: The Bill Hicks Story
Photo-animated feature documentary, uniquely narrated by the 10 people who knew Bill best. (imdb)
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Generation Kill
Generation Kill (2008) - TV Mini-Series
A seven-hour miniseries based on Evan Wright's book about his experiences as an embedded reporter with the United States Marine Corps' 1st Reconnaissance Battalion during the Iraq war's first phase in 2003. (wikipedia.org)
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