Welcome to Criticker: Home of insanely accurate recommendations!

Step One: Sign up to create a Criticker account here
Step Two: Rate at least ten films
... and that's it! Criticker will match you to other users with similar taste, and you'll start getting great recommendations immediately.
It's easy, free and fun. Get started now by signing up and rating some movies!
Megan Leavey
The true story of Marine Corporal Megan Leavey, who forms a powerful bond with an aggressive combat dog... (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Step Up 2 the Streets
Romantic sparks occur between two dance students from different backgrounds at the Maryland School of the Arts. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
I Killed My Mother
A semi-autobiographical story about Dolan as a young homosexual at odds with his mother. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
The Shape of Water
An other-worldly story, set against the backdrop of Cold War era America circa 1963. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
The Killing Room
Four individuals sign up for a psychological research study only to discover that they are now subjects of a brutal, classified government program.
Your probable score
?
The Onion Movie
The Onion Movie (2008) - Direct-to-Video
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer (Len Cariou) reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment -- such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest." The compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles and movie trailers comes courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion. The film's most intriguing credit? Steven Seagal as Cock Puncher. (Netflix.com)
Your probable score
?
Safe
A former elite agent takes on a two-tier mission: rescue a Chinese girl who's been abducted by the Triads, then use a safe combination to outwit the Russian Mafia, corrupt NYC officials, and the Triads themselves. (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Bright
Set in a world where mystical creatures live side by side with humans. A human cop is forced to work with an Orc to find a weapon everyone is prepared to kill for.
Your probable score
?
Legionnaire
Alain Lefevre is a boxer paid by a Marseille mobster to take a dive. When he wins the fight he attempts to flee to America with the mobster's girlfriend Katrina. This plan fails and he seeks escape by joining the foreign legion... (imdb)
Your probable score
?
Phineas and Ferb
Phineas and Ferb invent, scheme and stay one step ahead of their bratty sister. Meanwhile, their pet platypus plots against evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz. (imdb)
Your probable score
?