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A teenage delivery boy working in an illegal Paraguayan market must dodge thieves, rival gangs and the omnipresent police when he undertakes a dangerous contract to transport a load of mysterious -- and highly sought-after -- crates to the edge of town. (tiff.net)
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The Sound of Music
A woman leaves an Austrian convent to become a governess to a Naval officer widower. (imdb)
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Of Mice and Men
George (Meredith) and half-wit Lenny (Chaney) work on a western ranch during the Great Depression, dreaming of the autonomy of owning and operating their own ranch some day. (imdb)
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The Wold Shadow
The Wold Shadow (1972) - Short Film
A stand of birches. Sunlight brightens and dims, revealing more or less of the woods. A little grass is on the forest floor. Is there a shape in the shadows? Something green is out of focus. The light flashes, and the screen goes dark from time to time. We look up close at the bark of trees. Is the god of the forest to be seen?
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Ah güzel Istanbul
Black comedy about a girl who runs away from her rural village to Istanbul to become and actress and an old drunkard street photographer. (imdb)
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The Namesake
Spanning two generations, two clashing cultures and two very different ways of life that crash into each other only to become lovingly intertwined, The Namesake is ultimately about the imminently relevant question: what does it mean to be an American family? (Fox Searchlight Pictures)
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Sex, Lies, and Videotape
Ann is married to John, who is having an affair with her sister Cynthia. Ann's a quiet type and unwilling to let herself go. When John's old friend, Graham, shows up, all their lives change. Graham likes to videotape interviews with women.
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Nosedive
Nosedive (2016) - Season 3, Episode 1
Black Mirror - Season 3, Episode 1
In a future entirely controlled by how people evaluate others on social media, a girl is trying to keep her "score" high while preparing for her oldest childhood friend's wedding. (imdb)
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Zombie Strippers
In the not too distant future a secret government re-animation chemo-virus gets released into conservative Sartre, Nebraska and lands in an underground strip club. As the virus begins to spread, turning the strippers into "Super Zombie Strippers" the girls struggle with whether or not to conform to the new "fad" even if it means there's no turning back. (IMDB)
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The Many Saints of Newark
A look at the formative years of New Jersey gangster, Tony Soprano. (imdb)
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