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A young woman discovers that the pesticide being sprayed on vineyards is turning people into killer zombies. (imdb)

Grady Tripp (Douglas) is a 50-ish English professor who hasn't had a thing published in years -- not since he wrote his award-winning Great American Novel seven years ago. It's hardly surprising, then that his college's annual literary festival fills the former wonder boy with more than his usual quota of self-doubt and anxiety. This festival weekend, however, proves even worse than he could have imagined as he finds himself reeling from one misadventure to another in the company of a new wonder boy, his most gifted writing student James Leer (Maguire). (Paramount Pictures)

A father recounts to his children, through a series of flashbacks, the journey he and his four best friends took leading up to him meeting their mother. (imdb)

A talented New York bartender takes a job at a bar in Jamaica and falls in love. (imdb)

The biographical story of Michelangelo's troubles while painting the Sistine Chapel at the urging of Pope Julius II. (imdb)

A cop with a connection to the criminal underworld scours a nightclub in search of his kidnapped son. (imdb)

When Sindbad the Sailor kidnaps Olive Oyl, Popeye comes to the rescue. (imdb)

A group of hobgoblins, who allow you to live out your fantasies but kill you in the process, escape from a studio vault, and a security guard and his friends must stop them before dawn. (imdb)

The surviving Resistance faces the First Order once more in the final chapter of the Skywalker saga. (imdb)

A man is tasked with delivering $150,000 of his deceased father's fortune to the sister he has never met. (imdb)