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The Marine
A heroic Marine (Cena) returns home after being discharged -- against his will -- from the Iraq War. Stateside, he finds himself back in action, when his wife (Carlson) is kidnapped by a murderous gang led by the merciless Rome (Patrick). With everything on the line, the Marine will stop at nothing to carry out his toughest and most important mission. (20th Century Fox)
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Allegro non Troppo
An enthusiastic filmmaker thinks he's come up with a totally original idea: animation set to classical music (imdb)
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Le Million
Michel, a Parisian artist, is being hounded by numerous impatient creditors. (imdb)
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The Gay Shoe Clerk
A woman being fitted for shoes exposes her ankle to the shoe clerk, who is intrigued. He kisses her, but her chaperone hits him with her umbrella. (imdb)
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Good Dick
A look at the relationship between a lonely introverted girl and a young video store clerk vying for her attention.
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Bad Boys
One hundred million dollars worth of confiscated heroin has just been jacked from police custody. Once the career bust of Detective Mike Lowery (Smith) and Marcus Burnett (Lawrence), the missing drugs now threaten to shut down the narcotics division of the Miami Police Department. (Sony)
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The House with Laughing Windows
Stefano, a young restorer is commissioned to save a fresco representing the suffering of St. Sebastiano. The fresco painter was Legnani, and the fresco is his last work. Legnani apparently was mentally disturbed. He was used to paint people close to die or in agony. These facts together with the strange atmosphere that surround this village near Ferrara, in the north of Italy, contribute to put Stefano in a nightmare reality. Soon reality will change into horror. (imdb)
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The Thin Blue Line
Documentary investigating the 1976 murder of policeman Robert Wood in Dallas, Texas. Randall Adams was convicted of the crime and sentenced to death, after 16-year old David Harris blamed him for the crime. But filmmaker Errol Morris pursues the question of who was in fact responsible for the crime.
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Kutsal Damacana
A young deceitful guy masquarades as the fake parish. He helps a beautiful girl with her exorcism.
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Klovn: The Movie
Mikkel Nørgaard's feature film debut "Clown" is based on a television series featuring the two renowned stand-up comedians Casper Christensen and Frank Hvam who play themselves in a satire on men, fame and hypocrisy. (DFI.dk)
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