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Die Nibelungen: Siegfried
Siegfried, son of King Sigmund, hears of the beautiful sister of Gunter, King of Worms, Kriemhild. On his way to Worms... (imdb)
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Rammbock
Michael goes to Berlin to reconcile with his ex-girlfriend. Just about when he enters her apartment hell breaks loose and zombies overrun the city.
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The Santa Clause
When a man inadvertently injurers Santa on Christmas Eve, he finds himself magically recruited to take his place. (imdb)
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Machete
After being set-up and betrayed by the man who hired him to assassinate a Texas Senator, an ex-Federale launches a brutal rampage of revenge against his former boss.
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Aladdin
Aladdin, a street urchin, accidentally meets Princess Jasmine, who is in the city undercover. They love each other, but she can only marry a prince (imdb)
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Kal Ho Naa Ho
Naina {Preity Zinta} is a young woman, slightly ticked off for reasons more than one. His father committed suicide when she needed him the most, leaving Jennifer{Jaya bachchan}, his wife all alone. Lajjo{Sushma Seth}, Jennifer's mother-in-law blames Jennifer for the same. furthermore, Jennifer is unhappy because Lajjo refuses to accept Gia, a 6-year old girl whom Jennifer adopted. Even the restaurant Jennifer is running is not going great guns. in short, nothing is well on the Kapur family front
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Dot the I
A sexy love triangle forms on the eve of her wedding when Carmen (Verbeke) recklessly kisses an attractive stranger named Kit (Garcia Bernal). Having recently fled a violent and volatile relationship in Spain, Carmen has found comfort and safety with her adoring fiancé Barnaby (D'Arcy); but her passions are aroused by one kiss from Kit and she is immediately torn between her emotions and her loyalty to the man she is to marry. (Summitt Entertainment)
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7 kocali Hürmüz
An expressionist and self conscious version of classical Turkish musical. A woman with 7 husband during the Ottoman era.
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Juice
"Juice" is about 3 inner-city teens who get caught up in a double murder. (imdb)
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The Collector
For handyman and ex-con Arkin, a quiet home and a family on vacation is an "opportunity". For inside the house lies a jeweler's safe, and inside the safe is a gem - his only hope for repaying a debt to his ex-wife and keeping what's left of his family intact. Unfortunately for Arkin, inside the house is also a box containing the latest addition to a collection catalogued in blood, bone and tears... (Freestyle Releasing)
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