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Kids
An HIV-positive skateboarder sets out to deflower as many virgins as possible while a local girl who contracted his disease tries to prevent his next target from suffering the same fate as herself.
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Bonjour tristesse
Cecile, decadent young girl who lives with her rich playboy father Raymond. When Anne, Raymond's old love interest, comes to Raymond's villa, Cecile is afraid for her way of life.
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The Cannonball Run
A wide variety of eccentric competitors participate in a wild and illegal cross-country car race. (imdb)
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Underworld
Underworld reimagines Vampires as a secretive clan of modern aristocratic sophisticates whose mortal enemies are the Lycans (werewolves), a shrewd gang of street thugs who prowl the city's underbelly. (Screen Gems)
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The Wall
An American sharpshooter is trapped in a standoff with an Iraqi sniper. (imdb)
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Talaash
A cop, a housewife and a prostitute get entangled in a mystery that links their lives in unexpected ways.
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Saturday the 14th
A Family moves into a house inhabited by scary creatures and a number of close calls ensue. (imdb)
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Tess
A rural clergyman in 19th century England tells Durbeyfield, a simple farmer, that he is descended from the illustrious d'Urberville family -- now extinct. Or maybe not. Durbeyfield sends his daughter Tess to check on a family named d'Uberville living in a manor house less than a day's carriage ride away. Alec d'Urberville is delighted to meet his beautiful "cousin" and seduces her with strawberries and roses... (imdb)
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Blood: The Last Vampire
Japan, 1966. Saya is part of a secret team destroying daemons. She is sent undercover as a student at the Yokota Air Base in Fussa-shi, Tokyo, just before Halloween. She discovers that two of her classmates are vampires in disguise just as they are preparing to attack the school nurse; meanwhile, her colleagues have discovered another vampire acting as a bartender in the local red-light district. A spectacular battle ensues. (imdb)
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Late Marriage
Set within the Georgian émigré community of Tel Aviv, Late Marriage is a sexy and biting comedy of manners that investigates what happens when human beings get stuck between the rock of true love and the hard place of family tradition. (Magnolia Pictures)
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