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Young nobleman Orlando is commanded by Queen Elizabeth I to stay forever young. Miraculously, he does just that.

The latest from Hélène Cattet and Bruno Forzani (Amer) is a sensual, blood-soaked homage to the 1970s giallo aesthetic that will keep you guessing. (tiff.net)

1661: Cardinal Mazarin dies. In the power vacuum, the young Louis asserts his intention to govern as well as rule. Mazarin's fiscal advisor, Colbert, warns against Fouquet, the Surintendant who's been systematically looting the treasury and wants to be prime minister. Fouquet believes Louis will soon tire of exercizing power; he overplays his hand, offering a bribe to Louis's mistress to be his ally... (imdb)

It tells the story of a drug runner whose plane crashes with a load of cocaine that's found by a black bear, who eats it. (imdb)

Nani Moretti directs himself playing himself in this wry look at life. Presented in three chapters,... (imdb)

Thinking he can overshadow an unknown actress in the part, an egocentric actor unknowingly gets a witch cast in an upcoming television remake of the classic show "Bewitched". (imdb)

A novelist and a young horror fan attempt to save a small New England town which has been invaded by vampires. (imdb)

An adaptation of Dostoyevsky's novel, updated to present-day Helsinki. Slaughterhouse worker Rahikainen murders a man, and is forced to live with the consequences of his actions... (imdb)

A violent thug plays opposing yakuza bosses against each other. (imdb)

A documentary presenting facts about Marijuana. It focuses on the BC market and the reasons why marijuana should be viewed in the same way as alcohol and tobacco.