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A Turkish taxi driver tells stories which are almost unbelievable.

Upon discovery of a shard of what could be the Loc-Nar, a miner named Tyler who becomes possessed by an insatiable hunger for power and a thirst for immortality. On his way to the planet of youth, Tyler wipes out most of a space colony and kidnaps a sexy woman. His big mistake is that he doesn't kill the woman's sister, Julie, who then sets out on a mission of rescue and revenge.

"Rambo" parody in which Topper Harley leads a rescue team into Iraq to save Iraqi war prisoners and all of their previous rescue teams. (imdb)

A widow and former songstress discovers that life can begin anew at any age.

Farmhands Keaton and Roberts share a cottage full of mechanical devices for making life easy. They are rivals for the farmer's daughter. Keaton , disguised as a scarecrow, causes troubles for his rival and the farmer. When Keaton stoops to tie his shoe, the girl accepts what she thinks is his kneeling proposal. (imdb)

A Belgian teenager hatches a plot to kill his teacher after embracing an extremist interpretation of the Quran.

A doctor, scientist, organist, and biblical scholar, Dr. Anton Phibes, seeks revenge on the nine doctors he considers responsible for his wife's death. (imdb)

In 1980 the black Falashas in Ethiopia are recognised as genuine Jews.

Living in the oldest districts of Istanbul, Balat, and their oils roasted three brothers, who lives taxi driver Gurkan, selling rice incorrigible, Orhan and falling in love with the current ... Continuing the struggle of life, like everyone else, trying to solve the ordinary sorrows of this life of three brothers from the beginning of a day caused by an accident, murder, mob, abduction, three gene is at sixes and sevens.

This ultimate romantic comedy weaves together a spectacular number of love affairs into one amazing story. (Universal Pictures)