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THE STRANGE THING ABOUT THE JOHNSONS is a dark satire of the domestic melodrama, which asks "What if...?" and then, for some reason, comes up with an answer. (imdb)

Nuclear warheads are stolen from the US military and a pilot and park ranger are forced to work together to try to recover them.

A rag-tag team of Reno cops are called in to save the day after a terrorist attack disrupts a national police convention in Miami Beach during spring break. Based on the Comedy Central series. (imdb)

Wild behavior forces a pair of energy drink reps (Paul Rudd and Seann William Scott) to enroll in a Big Brother program.

After he reunites with an old pal through Facebook, a mild-mannered accountant is lured into the world of international espionage. (imdb)

A boy growing up in Dublin during the 1980s escapes his strained family life by starting a band and moving to London. (imdb)

Aboard the freighter Glencairn, the lives of the crew are lived out in fear, loneliness, suspicion and cameraderie. The men smuggle drink and women aboard, fight with each other, spy on each other, comfort each other as death approaches, and rescue each other from danger. (imdb)

A man undergoes a face transplant and experiences ensuing identity issues. (imdb)

Charlie Anderson is a farmer in Shenandoah, Virginia and finds himself (and his family) in the middle of the Civil War. He decides not to get involved in the war because he believes that this is not "his" war. But he eventually has to get involved when his youngest boy is taken prisoner by the North. (imdb)

A sinister crook posing as a preacher pursues two children for the secret they are privy to of the location of a cache of money. (imdb)