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Archive for December, 2007 Page 2 of 2



Star Wars Wall Clings

life size star wars

Darth Vader would look very nice in my office.

These wall stickers are super-high-quality vinyl, and even though they are merely two dimensional, the resolution of the photos make it really seem like Vader, Boba or Yoda are in the room. Have them guard your office, monitor the hallway, and watch over your door. Command respect from your peers with just the mere hint of their presence.

Link: Huge Star Wars Wall Clings


FPM: F*** Per Minute

Quick Info before the post: Are you new to Criticker? Watch this short video by Geekbrief and you might never use an other movie recommendation site again.

They should introduce FPM as a new meter to set age restrictions for movies. Habba TV has gathered an awesome collection of films edited down to just their use of everyone’s favorite 4 letter word. It’s worth an f’ing visit!

Here are the 10 movies with highest counts:

1. Casino (398 fucks – 2.24 fpm)

2. Alpha Dog (367 fucks – 3.11 fpm)

3. Running Scared (315 fucks – 2.58 fpm)

4. Summer of Sam (315 fucks – 2.07 fpm)

5. Goodfellas (300 fucks – 2.07 fpm)

6. Jarhead (278 fucks – 2.26 fpm)

7. Reservoir Dogs (269 fucks – 2.69 fpm)

8. Pulp Fiction (265 fucks – 1.72 fpm)

9. The Big Lebowski (260 fucks – 2.66 fpm)

10. Jay And The Silent Bob Strikes Back ( 248 fucks – 2.38fpm)

Habba TV has 15 more high-fbm films on their site check it out here.

Movie Gadget Link: Really Tiny Video Players

62% Off James Bond DVD Set

james-bond-dvd-set-deal

21 James Bond Movies + 21 Bonus DVDs = 2631 minutes of double-0-fun. The collection goes from Dr.No to Casino Royale for just $109.99 but is only good for today – 12/11/2007!

Link: James Bond Ultimate Collector’s Set

Criticker’s Google Gadget

We’ve just finished work on our newest creation — a Google Gadget!

You can add it to your iGoogle page, or to whatever website you wish. It will show, depending on what you want, your recently ranked films or a random recommendation from the users of Criticker.

To associate your Criticker account with it, make sure to edit the gadget’s settings and input your user name at Criticker. We don’t ask for your password, because you can’t do any data manipulation with the widget — it’s just for display.

Here are the links you’ll need to get started!
Add to iGoogle
Add to your webpage

Top 10 “Christmas” Movie

To help you get ready for the Holidays, here’s a list which shows the films with the word "Christmas" in the title, that have the highest average tier on Criticker:

  1. Pluto’s Christmas Tree

    Pluto comes bounding outside to help Mickey get a Christmas tree. Chip ’n Dale see him and make fun of him, but the tree they take refuge in is the one Mickey chops down. They like the decorations, especially the candy canes and Mickey’s bowl of mixed nuts. But Pluto spots them and goes after them long before Mickey spots them. Minnie, Donald, and Goofy drop by to sing carols. (imdb)

  2. How The Grinch Stole Christmas!

    A grumpy hermit hatches a plan to steal Christmas from the Whos of Whoville.(imdb)

  3. A Charlie Brown Christmas

    Repelled by the commercialism he sees around him, Charlie Brown tries to find the true meaning of Christmas. (imdb)

  4. Christmas Comes But Once A Year

    At an orphanage, the children are sad because they received broken toys as gifts. Professor Grampy sees the children while passing by in his sled and has an idea on how to give them a merry Christmas. (imdb)

  5. Mickey’s Christmas Carol

    The classic Disney animated characters play the roles in this animated retelling of the Charles Dickens masterpiece. (imdb)

  6. The Nightmare Before Christmas

    Returning to big screen haunts for the first time in seven years, Halloweentown’s celebrated Pumpkin King, Jack Skellington, and a colorful cast of assorted ghosts, ghouls, and goblins, are back to scare up plenty of tricks and treats as holidays collide with chaotic and comical consequences in this stop-motion animated musical-fantasy. (Touchstone Pictures)

  7. A Christmas Carol (1951)

    An old bitter miser is given a chance for redemption when he is haunted by ghosts on Christmas Eve. (imdb)

  8. On The Road For Christmas

    With Christmas you try and want to be with your family or loved ones. For snowmen that isn’t different. Just in time a lonesome snowman trucker finds out it’s the 25th of December. He hops to his truck and starts the long, long way home. While around him Christmas lights pop up everywhere, miles of road are still ahead. Is there time enough to surprise his waiting wife? (imdb)

  9. A Cosmic Christmas

    Three aliens come to Earth to discover the true meaning of Christmas. (imdb)

  10. Christmas in Connecticut

    Journalist Elizabeth Lane is one of the country’s most famous food writer. In her columns, she describes herself as a hard working farm woman, taking care of her children and being an excellent cook. But this is all lies. (imdb)

Of course, this isn’t any kind of definitive list of "Christmas" films (just those that happen to have the word in their titles), so feel free to suggest some other X-mas themed movies in a comment. Then, I can check our database and generate the real Top 10 Christmas Movies of all times.

xmas-Shopping-Guide

Look Cool in a Criticker Shirt

Our good friend Matt Richards, who happens to be an awesome artist, agreed to make some sketches we could use for Criticker Merchandise. Here’s what Matt came up with:

criticker-for-the-Web

Mike and I are in that sketch (any guesses who is who?) We love what Matt did and decided to make T-Shirts out of it.

Option #1:

criticker-movie-fan-shirt

Option #2:

movie-logo-shirt

Click on the shirts to find out how to get your fingers on them.

We’ve actually set up a whole Criticker merchandise site with mugs, notebooks, stickers and much more.

If you interested to see more of Matt Richards’s artwork take look on his site (my favorites are his sketch books)

Any other artists out there? If you’ve got something movie related, please let us know.

We’re thinking about having small contests in the future, where you can win Criticker stuff. What do you think?

We Love Getting Reviewed

Criticker User Bkudria just published a great review about Criticker on his site. He also found a great use for our “Recently Ranked Movies” RSS feed, combining it with Yahoo Pipes. It can be admired on the right hand sidebar of his main page. Thank you very much Bkurdia!

I’m a big fan of great films. I try to seek out and watch those great movies that awe and inspire, that are beautiful and tragic, and those that are a work of art. And after I’ve seen them, I like to rate these movies, look for similar movies to watch, and give and receive recommendations. After searching low and high on the Internet for a site that would let me do this, I passed up several (IMDB, Flixster, and Rotten Tomatoes) I found one: Criticker.com.

Link: Full Review