You know it’s a poor week for new arrivals on DVD, when a film like Speed Racer is the most highly-rated. Not to intone that the Wachowskis’ film was at all beloved by the Criticker community. It was just slightly less despised than the others. The worst? Mike Meyers continues his sad slide into irrelevance with the painfully unfunny Love Guru… of course, we encourage you to buy it, anyway, as long as you’re using our links to do so!

Speed Racer – 152 Rankings – Average Tier 5.34
Based on the classic 1960′s Japanese animated series chronicling the aspirations of a young race car driver as he attempts to obtain glory, with the help of his family and the Mach 5, the advanced car created by his father. (cinema.com) Speed Racer @ Amazon

88 Minutes – 117 Rankings – Average Tier 3.21
A thriller about a college professor who, while moonlighting as a forensic psychiatrist for the FBI, receives a death threat telling him that he has only 88 minutes to live. (ifilm.com) 88 Minutes @ Amazon

Made of Honor – 54 Rankings – Average Tier 2.92
Made of Honor revolves around Tom and Hannah, who have been platonic friends for 10 years. He’s a serial dater, while she wants marriage but hasn’t found Mr. Right. Just as Tom is starting to think that he is relationship material after all, Hannah gets engaged. When she asks Tom to be her “maid” of honor, he reluctantly agrees just so he can attempt to stop the wedding and woo her. (imdb) Made of Honor @ Amazon

The Love Guru – 53 Rankings – Average Tier 2.09
Pitka (Meyers) an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge: To settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player (Malco) whose wife left him for a rival athlete (Timberlake). The Love Guru @ Amazon

Snow Angels – 24 Rankings – Average Tier 5.13
A drama that interweaves the life of a teenager, with his old baby sitter, her estranged husband, and their daughter. (imdb) Snow Angels @ Amazon