There’s one product in today’s list which I’d buy without even thinking. Can you guess which one?

Vintage Star Wars Micro Machines Luke Binoculars

Rattling around in the hidden cargo hold of the Millennium Falcon we found these Star Wars Micro Machines Luke Binoculars toys. These are actual Galoob toys from 1997 that somehow have time warped over a decade into 2008. All are brand new unopened in the box… and of course the quantity is limited.

In classic Micro Machines style this set features unfolding binoculars which open into the Yavin Rebel Base complete with tiny Luke Skywalker, Wedge and R2-D2 figures. Get them while you can since these won’t last long.

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Yoda Plush Backpack

Ever since its release in 1980, The Empire Strikes Back has fueled the dreams of geeks across the world. Considered by many to be the best of the Star Wars saga, it was the first film where we really learned what it took to be a Jedi. Sure Obi Wan taught us a little in A New Hope, but it wasn’t until we met Yoda that we truly realized how powerful the Force was and how hard it was to master. Yoda was the pinnacle of what a Jedi should be: mighty and humble, wise and peaceful. Even though he was tiny, we got glimpses of his immense power (really, I mean a whole X-Wing?!?)

Once we saw Yoda, we all knew we wanted a Jedi master of our own - a Jedi master who would take us running in the woods, ride on our back, and teach us the ways of the Force. We tried strapping a cat to our back, but it wasn’t the same. A few months ago, our geeky hearts almost leapt out of our bodies when we saw this officially licensed backpack. Yoda…on our back…teaching us…and carrying our stuff inside him. Perfect! And, to make it even better, the straps are adjustable and sized for adults. All you need now is a dirty, sleeveless t-shirt and some khaki’s and you will be ready for your Jedi training to begin. You will be. You will be.

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Blood Bath Shower Curtain

You’ve spent a hard day on the road, driving as fast as you can from the life you used to lead. It’s all gone wrong and you don’t know where to turn, but you can feel your eyes closing as you slowly drift in and out of consciousness and you know that if you don’t sleep soon you’ll just be another statistic in tomorrow morning’s newspapers. You pull over at the first motel you see, paying little attention to the empty car park or the ominous house on the hill casting its menacing black shadow. What you need is a nice relaxing shower - don’t worry about the hole bored into the wall, the manager just likes to keep a close eye on things - but what’s this? There’s blood all over the floor - the shower curtain is bundled up on the tiles soaking in a puddle of what can only be. . . . Mother? MOTHER! And then you wake up. It’s ok, you’re at home but maybe you shouldn’t have stayed up all night watching Hitchcock - you’d better take a shower and get ready for work. All you need to do now is figure out why there are bloody handprints all over the shower curtain? It was just a dream wasn’t it? Mwahahahahahahaha.

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South Park Ornament Set

Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny are back for another raunchy holiday season as less-than-angelic carolers for your Christmas tree.

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I’m Super Snapsuit With Cape

Will HE fly off to an exciting, distant galaxy? Battle the Gargantuan Zombie Beetles from Planet 7? No matter what he does, he’ll look incredibly heroic in his Super Snapsuit. Just note: Secret Identity NOT Included! In the Super outfit, your little boy can make every day a super day! This 100% Cotton Super Snapsuit has a silky cape sewn into the shoulder seams. Super Snapsuits are cool baby gifts, and the perfect gift at every baby shower. Not Intended As Sleepwear!

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