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Archive for February, 2009 Page 2 of 3



It’s Friday the 13th (or) VALENTINE’S DAY EVE!!!!!

On Friday the 13th, the Criticker Blog would like to pose a simple question.

Are you ready to be terrified out of your EVER LOVING MIND?! We’re talking: shaken to the core. Blood mixed in vomit. Pissed stained jeans. Whimpering for mommy. But mommy isn’t going to help you, boy. Mommy IS DEAD!

If you want to be scared like that, there are a lot of great sanity-threateningly-frightening movies you can watch tonight. But the new remake of Friday the 13th isn’t one of them. I mean, check out the trailer:

That’s not to say it won’t be entertaining! Honestly, it kind of looks fun… who wouldn’t want to see this group of douche bags get butchered? Particularly this guy.

But scary? Come one … Coraline looks more frightening than this. Seriously!

Are all remakes of classic horror movies doomed to fail?

New Cronenberg Pic a Robert Ludlum Adaptation?

David Cronenberg and Robert Ludlum are names one does not find often occupying space in the same sentence. But, word is that Cronenberg’s next project is going to be an adaptation of the bestselling author’s The Materese Circle.

And Tom Cruise might sign on? Excuse me for a second….

Very interesting. The novel’s plot doesn’t sound too promising, though. I mean, does it get more banal?

Only two rival spies—and one mysterious woman—can stop them: Scofield, CIA, and Talaniekov, KGB. They share a genius for espionage—and a life of terror and explosive violence. Sworn enemies, they have vowed to terminate each other—yet now they must become allies. Because only they possess the brutal skills and ice-cold nerves vital to destroy an international circle of killers, the Matarese.

Lemme guess … the “mysterious woman” just happens to be beautiful. And deadly! But, with Cronenberg at the helm, perhaps this will be something worth watching. Discuss.

[Via Twitchfilm]

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Heroes of Contentiousness #18 – Igby Goes Down

Igby Goes Down is the latest entry in our list of most contentious films, and rings in with a respectable FCQ of 48.08 (Film Contentiousness Quotient — details here).

The film centers on the titular Igby, played with cool disaffect by Kieran Culkin (yup, Macaulay’s brother), who is a rebellious teen from a very wealthy, predictably dysfunctional family. Igby goes to the military, hates his brother, takes drugs, meets women and finally ends up in NYC — throughout it all, we witness his progression from “smug, unlikable bastard” to “smug, unlikable bastard who we’ve come to partially understand”.

Debut director Burr Steer‘s film, and particularly Culkin’s performance, won positive reviews from critics, pretty much without exception. But Criticker users have proven a hard lot to convince — although the reviews seem to tend slightly towards the positive, there are a surprising number of red scores out there. The negatives? Pretentiousness (often a harbinger of “contentiousness”); unlikable characters; too clearly a Holden Caulfield ripoff.

Personally, we loved this film — the performances were great, and even though watching rich kids pout and “rebel” can get old after awhile, Igby Goes Down stayed engaging throughout. We have a feeling you all agree, but perhaps there’s a surprise in store. Decide!

Igby Goes Down

  • Terrible! (57%, 4 Votes)
  • Great! (43%, 3 Votes)

Total Voters: 7

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Here are a couple battling opinions from Criticker users.

mlightle3: “It’s such a solid study of adolescence and rebellion, with a protagonist you’re rooting for, even as he destroys himself. Kieran Culkin needs to make more films, he’s captivating on screen. Go see it before you die.”

FitFortDanga: “Otherwise known as Culkin in the Rye. Sorry, whenever I see one of these movies about spoiled, aimless, unhappy New York prep school kids, I think of Salinger. Lots of funny lines, but ultimately unsatisfying. Igby is likable, but unsympathetic.”

In the last poll, you voted on Chicago, this feature’s second musical in a row. By an extremely narrow margin — you named it GREAT!

 

And here’s our up-to-date list of the top 10 most contentious films at Criticker:

1. Across the Universe – FCQ 57.75 – Poll Result: GREAT!
2. Eyes Wide Shut – FCQ 57.26 – Poll Result: GREAT!
3. The Rocky Horror Picture Show – FCQ 54.89 – Poll Result: GREAT!
4. Stay – FCQ 51.39 – Poll Result: GREAT!
5. Saw – FCQ 49.86 – Poll Result: TIE!
6. Brotherhood of the Wolf – FCQ 49.54 – Poll Result: GREAT!
7. Dumb & Dumber – FCQ 49.33 – Poll Result: GREAT!
8. The Butterfly Effect – FCQ 49.31 – Poll Result: GREAT!
9. King Kong – FCQ 48.49 – Poll Result: GREAT!
10. Igby Goes Down – FCQ 48.08 – Poll Result: Pending



DVD Report – February 10th

There are a number of interesting offerings in this week’s batch of films new to DVD. The highest ranked by Criticker users was Frozen River — an extremely low-budget film about Canadian cross-border smuggling, that ended up on a lot of year-end “best” lists and even snagged a couple Oscar nominations. Or for lighter fare, watch Bruce Campbell play… Bruce Campell.

Blindness169 Rankings – Average Tier 5.57
A doctor’s wife becomes the only person with the ability to see in a town where everyone is struck with a mysterious case of sudden blindness. She feigns illness in order to take care of her husband as her surrounding community breaks down into chaos and disorder. Based on a novel by Nobel Prize winner Jose Saramago. Blindness @ Amazon

W.158 Rankings – Average Tier 5.03
A chronicle on the life and presidency of George W. Bush W. @ Amazon

My Name Is Bruce43 Rankings – Average Tier 5.23
B Movie Legend Bruce Campbell is mistaken for his character Ash from the Evil Dead trilogy and forced to fight a real monster in a small town in Oregon. My Name Is Bruce @ Amazon

Frozen River39 Rankings – Average Tier 6.31
Takes place in the days before Christmas near a little-known border crossing on the Mohawk reservation between New York State and Quebec. Here, the lure of fast money from smuggling presents a daily challenge to single moms who would otherwise be earning minimum wage. Frozen River @ Amazon

Chocolate25 Rankings – Average Tier 4.84
An autistic woman with powerful martial art skills looks to settle her ailing mother’s debts by seeking out the ruthless gangs that owe her family money. Chocolate @ Amazon

Other New Releases This Week
Nights in Rodanthe
Miracle at St. Anna
Soul Men
The Guitar
The Lodger

Forum Watch: Favorite Opening Scenes

Over at the Criticker Forums, JooJoo has started an interesting thread about the best opening scenes in movie history.

JooJoo’s favorites include Rashomon and Rebecca, but there are a ton of other suggestions throughout the pages of this topic. Apocolypse Now, The Long Goodbye, Suspira… all good candidates for the best opening scene of all time.

The last few posts concentrate around Aguirre: The Wrath of God … Werner Herzog’s horror trip down the Amazon, with Klaus Kinski. Here are the opening few minutes, via YouTube:

Do you have any personal favorites to add to the list? We’ve made a public collection which gathers the films mentioned in this thread, which you can view and add to. My personal favorite which hadn’t yet been mentioned was the beginning to There Will Be Blood — that score!

Coming Up: Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince

If you’re a Harry Potter fan, it’s time to start getting excited for the sixth film in the series, Harry Potter & The Half-Blood Prince! Of course, if you’re a Pottermaniac, you’ve already been excited for months, and don’t need the Criticker Blog to stoke the fire of your passion.

But what about the rest of us? Will the series’ penultimate episode be something to look forward to (such as Alfonso Cuarón‘s majestic Prisoner of Azkaban?) or an uninspiring bore (such as… well… the other four?) Let’s go to the tale of the tape…

The Director is David Yates, who’s returning after also directing #5 — The Order of the Phoenix. According to Criticker users, that was the 2nd highest ranked Potter film yet, so this is good news.
(6 of 10)

The Cast is the same as ever. The kids who, 8 years ago, could do little more than mug cutely at the camera have matured into serious actors, and the movies are better for it. As always, the adult actors are top-notch, with Alan Rickman, Jim Broadbent and Helena Bonham Carter amongst the highlights.
(8 of 10)


Growing up & looking good — is it legal to be turned on by these kids, yet?

The Story is… well… I’ve not read the book, so let’s turn to Metacritic, who compile and average reviews from across multiple sources: “77 = Generally Favorable Reviews”. Alright, that’s good for
(8 of 10)

The Trailer

Meh… same old stuff as always.
(5 of 10)

So, let me total those up… Harry and the Half-Blood Prince totals 6.75 on Criticker’s extremely unofficial excitement meter. What do you think… are we way off? Is this going to be one of 2009′s biggest hits, or biggest letdowns? Let us know in the comments!

Collections Watch – Djross’ 60′s Masterpieces

Collections, the newest major functionality to Criticker, allow users to create lists of films in whatever way they like. There are no real restrictions on the kind of collections you can make, so it leads to some really interesting and creative lists.

User djross, for example, as created a private collection of films he considers 60′s Masterpieces: “Movies released between 1960 and 1969 which I consider masterpieces (scores of 91 or higher)“. You can sort his selections based on your PSI, and note which of his favorites you haven’t seen yet.


Au hasard Balthazar — one of djross’ 1960′s masterpieces

This is a private collection, which means other users cannot add to it — but with the recent changes to collection functionality, you can give it star if you like it. Creating private collections is a great way to share lists of your favorite films (or the most hated) in a creative way with the rest of the Criticker community.