What’s the matter you wimps?! Was everybody afraid to release their DVDs in the same week as The Quantum of Solace? Does Bond really control that much of the universe? Well, even though it’s by far the most prominent film among this week’s batch of new releases, Disney’s overlooked animated feature Bolt was the favorite of the Criticker community.
Quantum of Solace – Average Tier 5.13
The second of the Daniel Craig Bond films. Bond sets out to stop an environmentalist from taking control of a country’s water supply. Quantum of Solace @ Amazon
Bolt – Average Tier 5.93
Bolt, a German Shepherd, has lived his whole life on the set of his action TV show, where he believes he has superpowers. When separated from the studio by accident, he meets Mr. Mittens (actually a female cat) and a hamster named Rhino. Along the way, he learns that he doesn’t have superpowers and that the show is not realistic. Bolt @ Amazon
Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Furious Five – Average Tier 5.42
Ordered to teach a martial arts class of rambunctious bunny kittens, Po tells stories of each of the Furious Five’s pasts. Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Furious Five @ Amazon
Big Stan – Average Tier 3.62
Once upon a time, there lived a tiny, insecure man who learned the only way he could make his enormous ego feel comfortable in his teeny, tiny body was to embarrass, humiliate, and torture others. He thought he was a master of disguise, fooling others into believing he was a big man. Yet he was only fooling himself, and through time his unconscionable behavior repulsed and repelled everyone. Big Stan @ Amazon
Gardens of the Night – Average Tier 5.67
A cute young blonde girl gets abducted. You know your favorite nightmare scenario about what happens to girls like this who disappear? Well, that’s exactly what happens — from the girl’s point of view, no less. Gardens of the Night @ Amazon

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