A couple days late, but you’re patient folks. The films making up this week’s batch of new DVD releases are a special kind of crappy, so this might be a good weekend to catch up on your classics or explore some neglected gems. Only Two Lovers, a romance between Gwenyth Paltrow & crazy man Joaquin Phoenix, managed to score decent marks from Criticker users. If you’re under 12, you won’t need informed that the Jonas Brothers’ DVD is out this week. But a word of warning — in just a few years, you’ll be ashamed of yourself. Really.

Two Lovers – Average Tier 6.77
A Brooklyn-set romantic drama about a bachelor (Phoenix) torn between the family friend his parents wish he would marry (Shaw) and his beautiful but volatile new neighbor (Paltrow). Two Lovers @ Amazon

Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li – Average Tier 1.59
Based on the popular video game franchise, female fighter Chun Li embarks on a quest for justice. Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li @ Amazon

12 Rounds – Average Tier 2.50
Detective Danny Fisher (Cena) discovers his girlfriend (Scott) has been kidnapped by a ex-con tied to Baxter’s past, and he’ll have to successfully complete 12 challenges in order to secure her safe release. 12 Rounds @ Amazon

Tunnel Rats – Average Tier 3.31
During the Vietnam War [1959-1975] a special US combat unit is sent out to hunt and kill the Viet Cong soldiers in a man-to-man combat in the endless tunnels underneath the jungle of Vietnam. Suicide squads of a special kind. Tunnel Rats @ Amazon

Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience – Average Tier 1.29
A 3-D concert film of the 2008 Jonas Brothers “Burning Up” concert tour, as well as documentary footage on the lives of the three brothers. Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience @ Amazon