Could someone more clever than me provide a suitable caption?
This terrifying and extremely erotic image is from an upcoming movie called The Expendables. The film also stars Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts and Steve Austin (!!!), and should fulfill the entire planet’s testosterone requirements for a decade.
Look at Stallone’s arm for christ’s sake. Lay off the drugs, Rambo.
KGB, you’re just jealous. I’ve been hyped about this movie for a long time. Oh, and let’s not forget that this movie also includes Arnold the Governor and RANDY “CAPTAIN AMERICA” COUTURE!!
The only possible way they could top that cast would be to resurrect Charlie Bronson or cast Shogun Rua. Nothing else.
This new movie might not be very good, but it will be exciting with plenty of action.
Where is Chuck Norris?