Finally our days of waiting are over. If it’s not already sold out, you still can pick up All About Steve — Sandra Bullock’s latest creative smash. This might be one of the worst reviewed films of the year at Criticker — it’s about an eccentric crossword puzzler who becomes obsessed with a CNN cameraman.

Look, I know there are films of real merit to be discussing… Three Criticker Picks (District 9, 500 Days of Summer, It Might Get Loud) might be a record. But I’m just fascinated by All About Steve. It’s about an eccentric crossword-puzzle fan played by Sweetheart Bollocks! She falls in wacky love. I can’t get over it.

Criticker Pick!District 9 – Average Tier 7.59
An extraterrestrial race forced to live in slum-like conditions on Earth suddenly find a kindred spirit in a government agent that is exposed to their biotechnology. District 9 @ Amazon

Criticker Pick!(500) Days of Summer – Average Tier 7.35
An offbeat romantic comedy about a woman who doesn’t believe true love exists, and the young man who falls for her. (500) Days of Summer @ Amazon

Extract – Average Tier 4.82
Joel, the owner of an Extract plant, tries to contend with myriad personal and professional problems, such as his potentially unfaithful wife and employees who want to take advantage of him. Extract @ Amazon

All About Steve – Average Tier 2.07
Convinced that a CNN cameraman is her true love, an eccentric crossword puzzler (Bullock) trails him as he travels all over the country, hoping to convince him that they belong together. All About Steve @ Amazon

Criticker Pick!It Might Get Loud – Average Tier 7.74
A documentary on the electric guitar from the point of view of three significant rock musicians: the Edge, Jimmy Page and Jack White. It Might Get Loud @ Amazon