Guess what? No one likes Saw VI. Did I surprise you? No? Hm.

Shhh… come here, let me whisper you a secret. Jane Campion’s new film is a well-received period piece about love and poetry! SURPRISE!! … Still unmoved? Hm.

How about this. Most people really enjoyed Drew Barrymore’s directing debut, which is about female roller derby. Now that’s a shock. Admit it.

Surrogates – Average Tier 4.16
Set in a futuristic world where humans live in isolation and interact through surrogate robots, a cop (Willis) is forced to leave his home for the first time in years in order to investigate the murders of others’ surrogates. Surrogates @ Amazon

This Is It – Average Tier 6.50
Interviews, rehearsals and backstage footage of Michael Jackson as he prepared for his series of sold-out shows in London. This Is It @ Amazon

Saw VI – Average Tier 3.27
Special Agent Strahm is dead, and Detective Hoffman has emerged as the unchallenged successor to Jigsaw’s legacy. However, when the FBI draws closer to Hoffman, he is forced to set a game into motion, and Jigsaw’s grand scheme is finally understood. Saw VI @ Amazon

Whip It – Average Tier 5.69
In Bodeen, Texas, an indie-rock loving misfit finds a way of dealing with her small-town misery after she discovers a roller derby league in nearby Austin. Whip It @ Amazon

Bright Star – Average Tier 6.71
The drama based on the three-year romance between 19th century poet John Keats and Fanny Brawne, which was cut short by Keats’ untimely death at age 25. Bright Star @ Amazon

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