Weeks like this are hard to believe. Are there really no other films out there that could be released, other than crap-fests like I Am Number Four and Gnomeo and Juliet? Well, that’s the sad reality of it. Perhaps the rapture really did happen. Oh well… go to the movies this week, instead. We finally saw Thor and were pleasantly surprised.

I Am Number Four – Average Tier 3.42
John is an extraordinary teen, masking his true identity and passing as a typical high school student to elude a deadly enemy seeking to destroy him. Three like him have already been killed … he is Number Four. (imdb) I Am Number Four @ Amazon

Gnomeo and Juliet – Average Tier 3.89
An edgy Shakespeare adaptation like no other, this animated musical transports the classic tale of forbidden romance between two star-crossed lovers from warring families to the unlikely yet hysterical world of garden gnomes. Gnomeo and Juliet @ Amazon

The Big Bang – Average Tier 3.88
A private detective is hired to find a missing stripper. A simple job turns complicated when everyone he questions ends up dead. (imdb) The Big Bang @ Amazon