An awful slate of new releases on DVD this week is led by the latest chapter in the Underworld saga, which continues to pump out films, despite the fact that nobody seems to like any of them much. When a franchise reaches four films, wasn’t at least the first one supposed to be good? A bigger disappointment, though, might be the Tim and Eric film. The comedy duo was responsible for one of the most bizarrely hilarious sketch shows in years, but the humor didn’t seem to translate to the big screen.

When human forces discover the existence of the Vampire and Lycan clans, a war to eradicate both species commences. The vampire warrioress Selene leads the battle against humankind.
Underworld: Awakening @ Amazon

A car accident puts Paige (McAdams) in a coma, and when she wakes up with severe memory loss, her husband Leo (Tatum) works to win her heart again.
The Vow @ Amazon

Two guys get a billion dollars to make a movie, only to watch their dream run off course.
Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie @ Amazon

The sadistic members of a villainous family return to their childhood home to terrorize the new home owners and their guests.
Mother’s Day @ Amazon

When a group of high school students dig into their town’s infamous past they unwittingly unlock an Evil that corrupts and destroys them. Possessing its victims through video playback and using them for malevolent purposes, it closes in on one specific soul, threatening to expose the town’s deepest, darkest secret. (imdb)
Playback @ Amazon