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Neglected Gems: 84 Charing Cross Road

84 Charing Cross Road @ Amazon

A film based on a play based on a book based on a true story about two bookworms who develop a long-distance friendship, there are few films which sound as unappealing as 1987’s 84 Charing Cross Road. And yet, the Criticker users who’ve seen it have given it nearly unanimous high marks, earning it a place in our list of Neglected Gems.

The plot really is about as simple as they come. Anne Bancroft plays Helene Hanff (the author of the original book), a New York City woman who contacts a bookshop in London run by Frank Doel, in a desperate search for obscure, antique books. He is able to to help her out, and over the course of the years their correspondence blossoms into a meaningful friendship.

The film’s cast is top-notch — Anthony Hopkins and Judi Dench join Bancroft, who won the BAFTA for Best Actress. And perhaps the performances are the film’s main attraction. The characters are believable, the dialogue sharply written, and ultimately all but the most cynical people end up compelled by the story. Cynical people like Roger Ebert! It would seem right up his alley, but check out this mixed 1987 video review from At the Movies (Tell it Siskel!)

** Breaking News ** Criticker has just heard from highly placed sources that Michael Bay has acquired rights for a fast-paced action remake of 84 Charing Cross Road. Lucy Liu will play Helena Hanff, a pent-up book lover with a naughty secret, whose sordid IM conversations with a British dealer of antique erotica (Clive Owen) soon take an explosive turn for the deadly.

Michael Bay, you make everything better!


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Forum Watch: When Criticker Guesses Wrong

Being self-righteous pricks, we often trumpet the fact that Criticker is an insanely accurate recommendation system — dead on-target almost all the time — knows people’s taste in film better than they do themselves — possibly the greatest, most important website on the internet — just utterly pwning all over the place… all these are phrases which escape our sneering lips daily.

But, truth be told, Criticker doesn’t always get things right. And the users in our forums have taken it upon themselves to sniff out those times Criticker guesses wrong. User djross started this topic a couple months ago, and it’s quickly become one of the most active in the forums.


Criticker’s never wrong: you didn’t REALLY like Road to Wellville, admit it

There’s a lot of interesting information in this thread. Ang Lee’s films seem to be among the most frequently overrated by Criticker. And our intrepid forum users have discovered that when a PSI is wildly off the mark, it tends to be overly optimistic.

Have you encountered times where your PSIs have been completely different than your actual scores? Then head over to the forum and join in the discussion!


DVD Report - September 2nd

How often are the best movies also those which the most people have seen? Sit down, Aaron Seltzer & Jason Friedberg, and stop giggling. We know that, unfortunately, it’s not a frequent occurrence. But among the Criticker user community, it’s happened before and now again in this week’s DVD report. The highest rated new releases are also those with the most rankings. Criticker users know their shit. What other community would have more often seen a thoughtful, excellent Norwegian drama (Reprise) than other film on DVD this week?

Criticker Pick!
Reprise - 32 Rankings - Average Tier 7.13
Two competitive friends, fueled by literary aspirations and youthful exuberance, endure the pangs of love, depression and burgeoning careers. (imdb) Reprise @ Amazon

Water Lilies - 18 Rankings - Average Tier 6.89
Summer in a new suburb outside Paris. Nothing to do but look at the ceiling. Marie, Anne and Floriane are 15. Their paths cross in the corridors at the local swimming pool, where love and desire make a sudden, dramatic appearance. (imdb) Water Lilies @ Amazon

The Promotion - 15 Rankings - Average Tier 5.40
Two assistant managers of a corporate grocery store vie for a coveted promotion. The Promotion @ Amazon

Married Life - 14 Rankings - Average Tier 4.71
A 1940s-set drama where an adulterous man plots his wife’s death instead of putting her through the humiliation of a divorce. (imdb) Married Life @ Amazon

Then She Found Me - 13 Rankings - Average Tier 3.77
A New York schoolteacher hits a midlife crisis when, in quick succession, her husband leaves, her adoptive mother dies and her real one, an eccentric talk show host, materializes and turns her life upside down as she begins a courtship with the father of one of her students. (imdb) Then She Found Me @ Amazon

Update Film Information Automatically

You’re aware of the usual drill… You discover that Criticker doesn’t list Sylvester Stallone as one of the actors in Rocky, and want to help correct the oversight. What next?
1) You write out a forum post detailing the omission
2) One of us notices your post
3) We process the update
4) We notify you over the forum

Those are a lot of steps for a simple thing like adding Sylvester Stallone to Rocky. And now, they’ve vanished. From now on, when you discover such an omission or mistake in our film information, you can make an update which takes effect immediately.

You can update film summaries, years, actors, directors, screenwriters, genres, trailers, and alternate titles. Your change will automatically go into effect and you’ll be credited with having last updated the film information.

Of course, any system which allows users to automatically update information is potentially dangerous, which is why we’ve taken steps to secure it. For example, you gain access to this feature only after having ranked 50 films. That should help hinder troublemakers who sign up only to make trouble. And admins are able to quickly back out any change. Further, we have the ability to revoke the privilege from any user — and we will use it without mercy, should the need arise.

But so far, the need hasn’t arisen. We quietly introduced this feature on Friday and, since then, have processed over 400 film information updates — 100% of which were valid. You guys rock!! A week ago, that number of updates would’ve taken us hours upon hours.


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Heroes of Contentiousness #10: I Heart Huckabees

I Heart Huckabees @ Amazon

With a healthy Film Contentiousness Quotient of 48.29 (details on the math here), David O. Russel’s bizarre comedy about metaphysical detectives is the tenth film to earn the dubious honor of a place in our canon of contentious movies. At the end of this post, we’ve listed all the films which have so far been featured.

The plot, as far as the word applies to I Heart Huckabees, concerns a young man who is freaked out by the strange coincidences he sees all over. He hires the services of a existential detective agency to help him figure out the meaning of his life… and in the words of the director himself, “hilarity ensues“.

Or not. No one argues the film is clever and original, but claims that it is “hilarious” are tenuous. A lot of people found the wacky humor and quirky philosophy spot-on, but just as many agreed with the Christopher Smith’s description of it, as “a high-concept, high-minded piece of pseudointellectual trash” (Bangor Daily News).

So let’s settle it. Personally, I was extremely turned off by this film, and even more so by those who rolled their eyes and claimed that I “just didn’t get it”. Well, I got it! And I like cerebral humor when it’s funny (see: Being John Malkovich), but I couldn’t stand this film. Smirking, cocky, falsely convinced of its own hilarity… ugh, I wanted to break its nose. But, anyway, have your say:

I Heart Huckabees

  • Great! (56%, 9 Votes)
  • Terrible! (44%, 7 Votes)

Total Voters: 16

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Here are a couple battling opinions from Criticker users.

Tate: “Zany, whack-fest with hilarious moments and unusual but terrific performances. Not really seen anything like it.”

Shmendrek: “One of the most painfully pretentious films I’ve ever seen. Beware the type of person who enjoys this film.”

And last week’s poll is closed, on Transformers. By a pretty wide margin, Criticker users have deemed it TERRIBLE. Poor Shia!

 

As promised, here’s a list of the films we’ve featured so far in order of how contentious they are. We’ll keep this list up-to-date as we feature more and more films with a high FCQ.

1. Eyes Wide Shut - FCQ 59.33 - Poll Result: GREAT!
2. King Kong - FCQ 52.74 - Poll Result: GREAT!
3. I Am Sam - FCQ 52.61 - Poll Result: TERRIBLE!
4. Dumb & Dumber - FCQ 52.01 - Poll Result: GREAT!
5. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest - FCQ 51.13 - Poll Result: TERRIBLE!
6. Brotherhood of the Wolf - FCQ 49.2 - Poll Result: GREAT!
7. I Heart Huckabees - FCQ 49.05 - Poll Result: pending…
8. Saw - FCQ 48.77 - Poll Result: TIE!
9. Transformers - FCQ 46.93 - Poll Result: TERRIBLE!
10. Marie Antoinette - FCQ 45.44 - Poll Result: GREAT!


Festival Award Winners

We always find it interesting to discover the movies which are making waves in film festivals around the world — not just the major festivals like Cannes & San Sebastien, but lesser known ones as well.

Today we’ll highlight a few films which have triumphed in a few recently-closed festivals, from Norway, Bosnia & Herzegovina and the good ole USA.

Norwegian International Film Festival
This festival is based in Haugesund, Norway and features films from over 35 nations. It closed on August 23rd, giving its Film Critics Award to a highly-acclaimed movie from France, The Class (Entre les murs), an autobiographical account of a teacher’s travails in a Parisian suburb. You might have heard of The Class already, as it had picked up Cannes’ prestigious Palme d’Or,
http://www.filmfestivalen.no/

Sarajevo Film Festival
Sarajevo’s film festival was established 14 years ago, during the war which both saw the birth of the modern Bosnian state, and ripped it asunder. The festival’s goal was to promote culture within Bosnia, opening the isolated land to the outside world … and letting the world in. It’s grown into one of the most important cultural events in the Balkans.

This year’s winner of the Heart of Sarajevo was Buick Riviera, a Croatian road movie about two men who fought on opposite sides of the Bosnian war, and happen to meet in the middle of America.
http://www.sff.ba/

Rhode Island International Film Festival
The biggest festival in the nation’s tiniest state has been steadily gaining in influence since its inception 11 years ago. It’s now among the USA’s most important, drawing tens of thousands of moviegoers and screening hundreds of films, many of them world & US premieres. This year’s Grand Prize for Best Feature went to The Full Picture, a low-budget film from debut director/screenwriter Jon Bowden, about a man who hails from a messed-up family and struggles with commitment.
http://www.film-festival.org/

 

Did you like this post? Let us know, and we’ll try to make it a recurring feature at Criticker’s blog!


DVD Report - August 26th

Let’s see … we’ve got a number of interesting new releases on DVD this week, including a charming coming of age story from Europe (Son of Rambow), a timely documentary from Supersize Me’s Morgan Spurlock (Where in the World Is Osama Bin Laden?), and a unique half-animated look back at the infamous ‘68 DNC (Chicago 10)… and the pick of the bunch is a action flick about mixed-martial arts?! Redbelt, directed by David Mamet from far out of his comfort zone, is the favorite of Criticker users this week.

We all knew it wasn’t going to be the Diaz/Kutcher Vegas comedy… though even that one was more loved than Spurlock’s documentary. Man, that guy’s shine has come off quickly.

What Happens in Vegas… - 73 Rankings - Average Tier 4.27
Set in Sin City, story revolves around two people who discover they’ve gotten married following a night of debauchery, with one of them winning a huge jackpot after playing the other’s quarter. Unhappy pair try to undermine each other and get their hands on the money — falling in love along the way. What Happens in Vegas… @ Amazon

Son of Rambow - 55 Rankings - Average Tier 5.74
SON OF RAMBOW is the name of the home movie made by two little boys with a big video camera and even bigger ambitions. Set on a long English summer in the early 80’s, SON OF RAMBOW is a comedy about friendship, faith and the tough business of growing up… Son of Rambow @ Amazon

Redbelt - 38 Rankings - Average Tier 5.79
A fateful event leads to a job in the film business for top mixed-martial arts instructor Mike Terry. Though his refuses to participate in prize bouts, circumstances conspire to force him to consider entering such a competition. Redbelt @ Amazon

Where in the World Is Osama Bin Laden? - 13 Rankings - Average Tier 3.62
Morgan Spurlock tours the Middle East to discuss the war on terror with Arabic people. Where in the World Is Osama Bin Laden? @ Amazon

Chicago 10 - 8 Rankings - Average Tier 5.63
Archival footage, animation, and music are used to look back at the eight anti-war protesters who were put on trial following the 1968 Democratic National Convention. Chicago 10 @ Amazon