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Merchandise: Sexy Hot Tan, Iron Man Suitcase, LOTR Bar Ware

Will Ferrell’s Sexy Hot Tan Sunscreen

sexy hot man lotion

  • Yes, a real SPF 30 sunscreen, and yes, it’s "Will-Powered"
  • Size: 6 oz.
  • PABA-free, Alcohol-free, Mineral Oil-free, Fragrance-free
  • UVB/UVA broad-spectrum protection
  • Non-greasy
  • Aloe and Vitamin E enriched
  • Hypoallergenic
  • Designed for an active lifestyle

"I’ve always dreamed of owning a lotion company," said Will Ferrell, "I’m proud to be associated with Cancer for College. Since 1993, CFC has helped students realize their college aspirations. Proceeds to CFC provides college scholarships to cancer survivors.

More info: Will Ferrell’s Sexy Hot Tan Sunscreen

 

Iron Man Mark V Briefcase

suitcase iron man

The Mark V Iron Man Suit in its briefcase form. This functional briefcase is made of aluminum and features a genuine-leather interior, custom-molded lazer-cut EVA foam (which reads "STARK"), and a hard-rubber lining seal to protect your files from the elements. The briefcase measures 16-inches tall x 21-inches wide x 6 1/2-inches deep and weighs a sturdy 14 1/2 pounds. The case exterior sports an elaborate machined look, with brushed aluminum and durable red automotive paint, as well as two buckles that have locks for privacy. It’s a limited edition of only 1,000 pieces worldwide!

Buy it here: Iron Man Mark V Briefcase

 

Lord of the Rings Bar Ware

lord of the rings Mug

Etched glasses, such as these fine ale-toting types, are clearly THE WIN when it comes to collectible glassware. Because the artwork is etched directly into the glass, the wear-and-tear of normal use will not affect them like their poorly-painted brethren. Also, unless you go breaking them up and chewing them, they’re completely safe and will never be recalled. Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! Now you just need to choose your favorite tavern: are you a Prancing Pony or Green Dragon type?

More info: Lord of the Rings Bar Ware

Merchandise: Hangover T-Shirt, Darth Vader Apron, Terminator Endoskeleton

Hangover Baby Carrier T-Shirt

Hangover baby shirt

Additional Information: It’s not every day you find a baby in the closet. Front design on this officially licensed light blue T-shirt lets you look like you’re hauling around your own baby Carlos.

Link: Hangover Baby Carrier T-Shirt

Terminator Endoskeleton 18" Figure

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The bulk of the Endoskeleton is made from a rubbery, flexible silver plastic with a wash of black. The depth of detail is absolutely amazing. The T-800′s eyes light up and it comes with a rifle and a spare right hand that can be swapped out. And just so you don’t forget what a Terminator is for, it comes with a base comprised of human skulls.

More info: Terminator Endoskeleton 18" Figure

 

Darth Vader Kitchen / BBQ Apron

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This exclusive apron that will turn you into a Sith Lord chef. The Darth Vader Apron apron comes in "one size fits all" and measures 29 inches long. If you are looking for something to spice up the kitchen or summer BBQ, look no further. Made from 100% polyester. Machine washable.

Get it here: Darth Vader Kitchen / BBQ Apron

Star Wars as a Silent Movie

Rudolf Valentino, Mary Pickford, Charlie Chaplin, Carrie Fisher?! Although missing the classic score and sound effects, such as Darth Vader’s breathing or the lightsaber’s hum, Star Wars is strangely compelling as a silent film. With dramatically costumed actors scurrying about futuristic sets, one could almost see the film as a precursor to Metropolis.

What other films do you think might benefit from the Silent Movie treatment? I’d love to see a horror flick like Wolf Creek… it would just make it more terrifying.

[via: Gilly]

- Movie Forums

The Norwegian Ninja

This is either incredibly awesome or it sucks bad enough to be cool again. Either way we win, with this promising-looking trailer and film poster.

Kommandør Treholt & Ninjatroppen is the true story of how Commander Arne Treholt and his Ninja Force saved Norway during the Cold War. The story takes place in the time right before Treholt’s arrest on espionage charges in 1984, and reveals a spectacularly different version of our recent past than has been previously known.

What do you think?

[via: Fuenf Film Freunde]

Merchandise: Death Star Planetarium – Two Face Bust – Buzz OP

Death Star Planetarium

star-wars-planetarium

Transform your room into a personal planetarium with the Death Star Planetarium. You can choose to project the Milky Way galaxy on your ceiling, or even a map of the Star Wars galaxy. The planetarium sits on flat surfaces and includes an informational learning guide. Three double ‘A’ batteries are required.

More info: Death Star Planetarium

 

Two Face Bust

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The man once known as Harvey Dent appears here in his classic comic-book style, dressed in his trademark dual-fabric suit, shirt and tie, which are finely tailored over his cold-cast porcelain body. Half of his face appears eerily charred, and both of his resin eyes are hauntingly realistic.

Available here: Super Realistic Two Face Bust

 

Buzz Lightyear Operation

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Buzz Lightyear needs some serious repair work. He’s got a battered blaster, toasted turbo boosters, galactic acid, crystallic confusion and a host of other ailments. Do you have the skill to fix Woody’s friend and send off to infinity and beyond? Find out with Operation – Toy Story 3 Edition. Be careful not to set off Buzz’s buzzer or you’ll go home with zero!

More info: Buzz Lightyear Operation

Shameless Hollywood Rip-Offs

Enjoy a laugh, or a sigh, with this list of ridiculously shameless Hollywood rip-offs. I wonder how the crew behind Snakes on a Train felt about themselves when they completed their masterpiece. Did they throw a wrap party to celebrate their shamelessness? Or did they just go home and drink themselves to sleep, alone and with a hollow pit in their hearts?

Snakes on a Plane VS Snakes on a Train

 snake movies

Rank it: Snakes on a Plane and Snake on a Train

Buy it: Snakes on a Plane and Snake on a Train

 

High School Musical VS Sunday School Musical

sunday high school

Rank it: High School Musical & Sunday School Musical

Buy it: High School Musical & Sunday School Musical

 

The Da Vinci Code VS The Da Vinci Treasure

Da Vinci Code

Rank it: The Da Vinci Code and The Da Vinci Treasure

Buy it: The Da Vinci Code and The Da Vinci Treasure

 

Iron Man VS Metal Man

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Rank it: Iron Man and Metal Man

Buy it: Iron Man and Metal Man

 

The Terminator VS The Terminators

terminators

Rank it: The Terminator and The Terminators

Buy it: The Terminator and The Terminators

 

Transformers VS Transmorphers

transformers

Rank it: Transformers and Transmorphers

Buy it: Transformers and Transmorphers

Source and many other Hollywood rip-offs: Huffington Post

100 Years of Special Effects in 5 Minutes

Feeling down on humanity? Massive oil spills, terrorism, never-ending wars, religious strife… nowadays, it’s easy to be a bit depressed about ourselves. But this look back on a century’s worth of FX is really a pick-me-up. It won’t solve the BP oil slick in the gulf, but it’s proof of humanity’s enduring ingenuity. We’re always getting better!

- Film Database