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The A-Team. Must We?

The Clash of the Titans opens this week. Last summer’s big blockbusters were GI Joe and Transformers 2. Is there any corner of the 1980s that Hollywood is content to let rest in peace?

Apparently not. Regardless of your opinion on the matter, the A-Team is going to be a huge summer smash. There’s nothing you can do about it! You are utterly powerless before the gob-smacking unoriginality of the Hollywood hit-making machine.

Honestly, it’s like they’re mocking us. “We can make a blockbuster out of anything, fucker! What’s next, Thundercats? Why not?! How you like that, bitch? The Karate Kid?! Ha, we’ll even put Will Smith’s kid in it, just to teach you a lesson. You can’t stop us.”

Well, at least the A-Team has a good cast. We might as well just accept it.

Clash of the Titans

On April 2nd, the huge-budget remake of the 80s classic Clash of the Titans hits theaters, giving us about 6 weeks to slowly work ourselves into disillusionment with the project.

The film will star Avatar’s Sam Worthington, Liam Neeson and Ralph Fiennes… and so has at least 3 things in its favor. But the director is Louis Leterrier, who brought us Transporter 2 and the inferior Hulk flick.

Moviefone has a list of 10 things to know about the remake, and we’re heartened by #3: “early on it was decided the film would use in-camera effects as much as possible”… meaning it won’t be in the style of 300.

So, we’re unsure of how to feel about the new Clash of the Titans. Only one thing is truly certain: the new Perseus is a whole lot hotter than the old one.


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The Wolfman & Best Werewolf Movie POLL

The Wolfman is one of those films that has been on our radar for awhile — Benicio Del Toro in a stylish Gothic remake of the horror classic? How could it not succeed?

The initial reviews have been all over the place, both at Criticker and at the aggregation site Metacritic. I find that heartening… big budget horror flicks are always going to have a large built-in number of detractors regardless of quality, and I refuse to believe that this film is anything but great. The trailer is sweet!

Does it have stand a chance at becoming the best werewolf flick of all time? What even is the best werewolf flick of all time? Settle it, in this poll! And leave a comment to scold us over any egregious omissions.

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2010 Sundance Film Festival Underway

The not-so underground film festival in Park City, Utah kicked off earlier this week. It will run through the 31st. This year, some of the films popping up on buzz lists are:

3 Backyards: “In a complacent suburban neighborhood, an emotionally troubled businessman wanders around his hometown while waiting for a delayed flight, a starstruck housewife embarks on an peculiar trip when she gives her famous neighbor a ride to the local ferry, and an eight-year-old girl takes a wrong turn on the way to school and finds herself in an unexpected adult realm.”

Cyrus: “Alone and acutely depressed, having just learned of his ex-wife’s wedding plans, John can’t believe his luck when he encounters beautiful, charming Molly at a party. The two get along famously and launch a passionate affair—until Molly’s 21-year-old son, Cyrus, enters the scene.”

Blue Valentine: “On the far side of a once-passionate romance, Cindy and Dean are married with a young daughter. Hoping to save their marriage, they steal away to a theme hotel. We then encounter them years earlier, when they met and fell in love—full of life and hope.”

Howl: “It’s San Francisco in 1957, and an American masterpiece is put on trial. HOWL, the film, recounts this dark moment using three interwoven threads: the tumultuous life events that led a young Allen Ginsberg to find his true voice as an artist, society’s reaction (the obscenity trial), and mind-expanding animation that echoes the startling originality of the poem itself.”

Nowhere Boy: “Growing up in Liverpool in 1955, and raised by his aunt and late uncle, John is a smart, spirited, but directionless, teen who skips school, steals records, and is told he’s going nowhere. Having brought rock music into the “house of Tchaikovsky,” John widens the rift with Aunt Mimi when he seeks out his estranged mother, to whom he forms an immediate attachment.”

Any other premieres you’re excited to learn more about? Sundance has released an iPhone App, with which you can keep up to date on the news out of the festival, and watch some award-winning shorts from years past. Pretty cool.

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Inception Trailer – Nolan’s New Film

Alright, how awesome does this film look?

Yes, we’re a little late to the party — Criticker’s Forum community has been talking about Inception since Dec. 26th — but we are now fully excited for this film. Not only is Christopher Nolan unable to make a bad movie, he seems to be constantly raising his game. And the thought of his improving upon The Dark Knight gives me tickly feelings in regions I’d rather leave unnamed.

And a director isn’t all that Inception shares with The Dark Knight. Devin Faraci of CHUD.com noticed that the posters are awfully similar:

What do you think? Leave a comment or join the forum discussion!

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News from Venice – Soderbergh, Romero, Herzog

The world’s oldest film festival, Venice is set to wrap up on Saturday. As usual, a number of important films made their premieres there, and we’ll summarize the reaction for a few of the most highly anticipated.

Romero’s Survival of the Dead – Thumbs Up!

George Romero’s latest political diatribe, disguised as a zombie flick, won praise from critics and audiences alike. Extremely gory, it focuses on two feuding Irish families, who have differing ideas on whether to kill or imprison zombies. Survival of the Dead hasn’t yet received its stateside release date.

Soderbergh’s The Informant! – Thumbs Mostly Up!

With The Informant!, Steven Soderbergh returns to the true-story formula which won him a ton of awards with Erin Brokovich. Matt Damon, who gained 30 pounds for the roll of whistleblower Mark Whitacre, had audiences at Venice laughing, though critics’ reviews were mixed — some for, some against.

Herzog’s Bad Lieutenant – Thumbs Down!

We love Werner Herzog, but when this project — a re-imagining of Abel Ferrara’s cult 1992 hit — was announced, we were skeptical. Xzibit and Nicholas Cage aren’t necessarily at the top of our “favorite actors” list. And then it turns out Herzog has never even seen the original (something which rightly irritated Ferrara). Audiences were turned off by Cage’s hysterical overacting, and most reviews have been pretty poor.

Romero > Soderbergh > Herzog? Life is full of surprises.

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[REC] 2 Impresses at Venice

[REC], a terrifying thrill ride out of Spain, was one of 2007′s most exciting surprises. Yesterday, the sequel was shown at the Venice Film Festival. I’m not sure what’s more rare — for a horror film to get a premiere at a glitzy and important festival, or that a sequel to a popular terror flick manages to rock. Because according to Spanish papers, directors Jaume Balagueró and Paco Plaza have managed to impress both crowds and critics with [REC] 2.

Here’s a trailer and film synopsis. We’re already excited about this one.

15 minutes have passed since the batteries in the TV camera ran out. 15 minutes have passed since the last images for the While You Sleep program were recorded inside the infected building. Outside: a curious crowd gathers behind the area cordoned off by the Special Forces. TV news crews are putting on the pressure to find out what the hell’s going on…