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DVD Report - December 16th

A few of this week’s releases are actually due in stores on the 19th, so if you’re really eager for The House Bunny, Traitor, or The Women, you’ll just have to be patient. You should also probably get your head checked. This week’s biggest release is, of course, Mamma Mia!, a film that will surely fly off shelves. It is, like, totally the perfect holiday gift for your mom. And I don’t even know your mom!

Mamma Mia! - 193 Rankings - Average Tier 5.29
The story of a bride-to-be trying to find her real father told using hit songs by the popular ’70s group ABBA. Mamma Mia! @ Amazon

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor - 187 Rankings - Average Tier 2.68
In the Far East, trouble-seeking father-and-son duo Rick (Fraser) and Alex O’Connell (Ford) unearth the mummy of the first Emperor of Qin (Li) — a shape-shifting entity who was cursed by a wizard (Yeoh) centuries ago. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor @ Amazon

Traitor - 51 Rankings - Average Tier 5.16
A special operative working with a terrorist group becomes the target of the CIA. Traitor @ Amazon

The House Bunny - 31 Rankings - Average Tier 3.32
When Shelly, a Playboy bunny, is tossed out of the mansion, she has nowhere to go until she falls in with the sorority girls from Zeta Alpha Zeta. The members of the sorority - who also have got to be the seven most socially clueless women on the planet - are about to lose their house. They need a dose of what only the eternally bubbly Shelley can provide… but they will each learn on their own to stop pretending to be what others want them to be and start being themselves. The House Bunny @ Amazon

The Women - 16 Rankings - Average Tier 2.69
A wealthy New Yorker leaves her cheating husband and bonds with other society women at a resort. A remake of George Cukor’s 1939 film “The Women.” The Women @ Amazon

Eye-Catching Specially Packaged DVD Gifts

I did a little browsing to dig out some of the cooler looking DVD Box sets available online. Feel free to comment on any I forgot. Enjoy!

Family Guy - The Total World Domination Collection

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This Amazon-exclusive Family Guy - The Complete Collection contains every minute of Family Guy on DVD: 22 discs including over 100 episodes, loads of special features, plus Family Guy Presents: Stewie Griffin - The Untold Story and Family Guy: Blue Harvest - all in a limited edition, collectible "Stewie Head" package that’s available only on Amazon.com!

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Northern Exposure - The Complete Series

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The Flintstones: The Complete Series

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Harry Potter Years 1-5 Limited Edition Gift Set

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The Harry Potter Limited Edition Giftset includes Harry Potters Years 1-5, a Harry Potter DVD game Hogwarts Challenge, along with a bonus disc containing over 2 hours of enhanced content, an exclusive "Harry Potter’s Bookmark Collection", and collectible trading cards.

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DVD Report - December 9th

Quality, not quantity! That’s a good motto to live by, and it goes for this week’s relatively small batch of new releases too. We almost always feature more films than we’re doing today, but very rarely do we get to heartily recommend two of them. Everyone already probably knows how great Dark Knight is. This is a movie that belongs in your personal collection now.

Another, much different film is nearly as good: Man on Wire. This is a documentary about a French trapeze artist’s walk between the Twin Towers. I don’t want to give anything away, but… he just about makes it, when suddenly The Joker appears on the other side and cuts the rope. A bloody, shocking ending to an otherwise worthy film.

Criticker Pick!The Dark Knight - 1892 Rankings - Average Tier 8.76
Batman and James Gordon join forces with Gotham’s new District Attorney, Harvey Dent, to take on a psychotic bank robber known as The Joker, whilst other forces plot against them, and Joker’s crimes grow more and more deadly. The Dark Knight @ Amazon

Horton Hears a Who! - 220 Rankings - Average Tier 5.50
Horton the Elephant struggles to protect a microscopic community from his neighbors who refuse to believe it exists. Horton Hears a Who! @ Amazon

Criticker Pick!Man on Wire - 47 Rankings - Average Tier 7.91
A look at tightrope walker Philippe Petit’s daring, but illegal, high-wire routine performed between New York City’s World Trade Center’s twin towers in 1974, what some consider, “the artistic crime of the century.” (imdb) Man on Wire @ Amazon

Anamorph - 17 Rankings - Average Tier 3.82
A psychological thriller based on the concept of anamorphosis, a painting technique that manipulates the laws of perspective to create two competing images on a single canvas. (imdb) Anamorph @ Amazon

DVD Report - December 2nd

It’s time to start thinking about Christmas presents, and though none of this week’s new releases received all that much love from Criticker users, there are some interesting gift ideas for your friends and family. You could give Wanted to your horny, Angelina-obsessed little brother, Prince Caspian to your bratty, easy-to-please niece, The X-Files to your slightly behind-the-times father, Step Brothers to your … step brother, and Rise of the Footsoldier goes to your thuggish British uncle. There! Holiday shopping is done.

Wanted - 527 Rankings - Average Tier 5.06
A young man (McAvoy) finds out his long lost father is an assassin. And when his father is murdered, the son is recruited into his father’s old organization and trained by a man named Sloan (Freeman) to follow in his dad’s footsteps. Wanted @ Amazon

Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian, The - 258 Rankings - Average Tier 4.78
“Prince Caspian” finds the Pevensie siblings pulled back into the land of Narnia, where a thousand years have passed since they left. The children are once again enlisted to join the colorful creatures of Narnia in combating an evil villain who prevents the rightful Prince from ruling the land. (imdb) Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian, The @ Amazon

The X-Files: I Want to Believe - 171 Rankings - Average Tier 3.62
In grand X-Files manner, the films storyline is being kept under wraps. This much can be revealed: It is a stand-alone story in the tradition of some of the shows most acclaimed and beloved episodes, and takes the complicated relationship between Fox Mulder (Duchovny) and Dana Scully (Anderson) in unexpected directions. Mulder continues his unshakable quest for the truth, and Scully, the passionate, ferociously intelligent physician, remains inextricably tied to Mulders pursuits. The X-Files: I Want to Believe @ Amazon

Step Brothers - 162 Rankings - Average Tier 5.20
Two spoiled guys (Ferrell and Reilly) become competitive stepbrothers after their single parents get hitched. Step Brothers @ Amazon

Rise of the Footsoldier - 22 Rankings - Average Tier 5.86
Rise of the Footsoldier follows the inexorable rise of Carlton Leach from one of the most feared generals of the football terraces to becoming a member of a notorious gang of criminals who rampaged their way through London and Essex in the late eighties and early nineties. (imdb) Rise of the Footsoldier @ Amazon

DVD Report - November 25th

Ehh… ugh. Condolences to all you starry-eyed film fanatics who desperately await each Tuesday’s slate of new releases to DVD. This is a terrible week, most notable for the fact that there’s actually a film which scores worse than Eddie Murphy’s latest ridiculous ego-fest Meet Dave. That film? Space Monkeys. That’s right — an animated adventure about a “fun-loving chimp” in space. Sigh… All of a sudden, Hancock isn’t looking so bad. Probably the pick of the bunch.

Hancock - 560 Rankings - Average Tier 4.40
A hard-living superhero who has fallen out of favor with the public enters into a questionable relationship with the wife of the public relations professional who’s trying to repair his image. (imdb) Hancock @ Amazon

Meet Dave - 44 Rankings - Average Tier 2.50
Dave Ming Chang (Eddie Murphy), newly arrived in New York City, may be the ultimate fish out of water. There’s something about him that’s not quite right for starters, he seems remarkably out of place and uncomfortable in his own body. And for good reason: “Dave” is not a man at all, but a ship made in the image of its miniature-sized captain. It’s Eddie Murphy in Eddie Murphy in “Meet Dave”. Meet Dave @ Amazon

Fred Claus - 31 Rankings - Average Tier 3.55
Fred Claus, Santa’s bitter older brother, is forced to move to the North Pole. (imdb) Fred Claus @ Amazon

Space Chimps - 10 Rankings - Average Tier 2.00
Ham III, the grandson of the first chimp astronaut, is blasted off into space by an opportunity-seeking senator. Soon, the fun-loving chimp has to get serious about the mission at hand: Rid a far-away planet of their nefarious leader. Fortunately for Ham III, two of his simian peers are along for the ride. Space Chimps @ Amazon

River Queen - 4 Rankings - Average Tier 4.50
An intimate story set during the 1860s in which a young Irish woman Sarah and her family find themselves on both sides of the turbulent wars between British and Maori during the British colonisation of New Zealand. (imdb) River Queen @ Amazon

DVD Report - November 11th

Not too many big-name new releases on DVD shelves this week. In fact, only one has been seen by a significant portion of the Criticker community: Hellboy II: The Golden Army. Its only competition is the much-derided Clone Wars (which I’m surprised more people haven’t seen, just out of curiosity), or a couple lame-looking Christmas flicks. Looks like the Holiday junk-pushing has already commenced!

Hellboy II: The Golden Army - 380 Rankings - Average Tier 5.90
The mythical world starts a rebellion against humanity in order to rule the Earth, so as Hellboy and his team returns they must save the world from the rebellious creatures. Now, as the creatures who inhabit the spiritual realm gear-up for an all out attack on the human plane, the only one capable of saving the Earth is a tough-talking hellspawn rejected by both worlds. (imdb) Hellboy II: The Golden Army @ Amazon

Star Wars: The Clone Wars - 67 Rankings - Average Tier 3.48
The Clone Wars are raging between the Separatists and the Galactic Republic. When Jabba the Hutt’s son is taken by a group of renegades, two Jedi are summoned to investigate. Star Wars: The Clone Wars @ Amazon

Perfect Holiday, The - 7 Rankings - Average Tier 1.86
A young girl turns to a department store Santa (Chestnut) in the hopes that he will help find a new husband for her divorced mother (Union). (imdb) Perfect Holiday, The @ Amazon

This Christmas - Less than 5 Rankings
A Christmastime drama centered around the Whitfield family’s first holiday together in four years. (imdb) This Christmas @ Amazon

Beer for My Horses - Less than 5 Rankings
“Beer for My Horses” tells the story of two best friends that work together as deputies in a small town. The two defy the Sheriff and head off on an outrageous road trip to save the protagonist’s girlfriend from drug lord kidnappers. (imdb) Beer for My Horses @ Amazon

DVD Report - October 28th

This week’s most popular film is also its most highly ranked — Brazil’s Elite da Tropa (Elite Squad). In a rare honor for a high-octane action flick, it picked the Golden Bear at the most recent Berlinale Film Festival, and Criticker’s users have not shy in heaping praise on it. The film was never released properly into American theaters, so its appearance on DVD will be a lot of people’s first chance to see it — don’t miss it! In other new releases, Jenna Jameson stars in Zombie Strippers. I don’t know who’s supposed to be excited about that — can’t we please keep our porn stars focused on what they do best?

Elite Squad - 128 Rankings - Average Tier 6.69
In 1997, before the visit of the pope to Rio de Janeiro, Captain Nascimento from BOPE (Special Police Operation Battalion) is assigned to eliminate the risks of the drug dealers in a dangerous slum nearby where the pope intends to be lodged. Captain Nascimento is trying to find a man to replace him because his wife is pregnant and he intends to quit the command and become a trainer of the new recruits… Elite Squad @ Amazon

Journey to the Center of the Earth - 63 Rankings - Average Tier 3.60
On a quest to find out what happened to his missing brother, a scientist, his nephew and their mountain guide discover a fantastic and dangerous lost world in the center of the earth Journey to the Center of the Earth @ Amazon

Zombie Strippers - 32 Rankings - Average Tier 3.50
In the not too distant future a secret government re-animation chemo-virus gets released into conservative Sartre, Nebraska and lands in an underground strip club. As the virus begins to spread, turning the strippers into “Super Zombie Strippers” the girls struggle with whether or not to conform to the new “fad” even if it means there’s no turning back. Zombie Strippers @ Amazon

Hell Ride - 15 Rankings - Average Tier 3.47
The story deals with the characters Pistolero, the Gent and Comanche and the deadly, unfinished business among them. Hell Ride @ Amazon

Death Defying Acts - 7 Rankings - Average Tier 4.71
During Harry Houdini’s tour of Britain in 1926, the master escapologist enters into a passionate affair with a Scottish psychic. The psychic and her daughter attempt to con Houdini during a highly publicized séance to contact his mother whose death has haunted him for many years. However all does not go to plan… Death Defying Acts @ Amazon