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Merchandise: Sexy Hot Tan, Iron Man Suitcase, LOTR Bar Ware

Will Ferrell’s Sexy Hot Tan Sunscreen

sexy hot man lotion

  • Yes, a real SPF 30 sunscreen, and yes, it’s "Will-Powered"
  • Size: 6 oz.
  • PABA-free, Alcohol-free, Mineral Oil-free, Fragrance-free
  • UVB/UVA broad-spectrum protection
  • Non-greasy
  • Aloe and Vitamin E enriched
  • Hypoallergenic
  • Designed for an active lifestyle

"I’ve always dreamed of owning a lotion company," said Will Ferrell, "I’m proud to be associated with Cancer for College. Since 1993, CFC has helped students realize their college aspirations. Proceeds to CFC provides college scholarships to cancer survivors.

More info: Will Ferrell’s Sexy Hot Tan Sunscreen

 

Iron Man Mark V Briefcase

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The Mark V Iron Man Suit in its briefcase form. This functional briefcase is made of aluminum and features a genuine-leather interior, custom-molded lazer-cut EVA foam (which reads "STARK"), and a hard-rubber lining seal to protect your files from the elements. The briefcase measures 16-inches tall x 21-inches wide x 6 1/2-inches deep and weighs a sturdy 14 1/2 pounds. The case exterior sports an elaborate machined look, with brushed aluminum and durable red automotive paint, as well as two buckles that have locks for privacy. It’s a limited edition of only 1,000 pieces worldwide!

Buy it here: Iron Man Mark V Briefcase

 

Lord of the Rings Bar Ware

lord of the rings Mug

Etched glasses, such as these fine ale-toting types, are clearly THE WIN when it comes to collectible glassware. Because the artwork is etched directly into the glass, the wear-and-tear of normal use will not affect them like their poorly-painted brethren. Also, unless you go breaking them up and chewing them, they’re completely safe and will never be recalled. Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah! Now you just need to choose your favorite tavern: are you a Prancing Pony or Green Dragon type?

More info: Lord of the Rings Bar Ware

Merchandise: Lego Star Wars – Hot Wolf – Mad Hatter

Lego Star Wars Pens

 lego star wars pens

These particular lucky pens are awesome in three ways! Way The First: They involve characters from the most awesome movies ever. Way The Second: They are made from LEGO parts that can be mixed and matched to look different every time you use ‘em. Way The Third: The ink cartridge is replaceable so this lucky pen is 100% resurrectable when it dies!

More info: Lego Star Wars Pens

Twilight New Moon First Wave Jacob Black Doll

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The phenomenon continues with this stunning doll, created in the image of Taylor Lautner, who portrays the handsome and protective werewolf Jacob Black. Shirtless, he displays his washboard abs, cutoff jeans and Quileute tattoo.

Link: New Moon Jacob Black Doll

Alice in Wonderland Mad Hatter Hat

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The Mad Hatter is a character from the book "Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland" by Lewis Carroll.He is a crazy, wacky hatter who meets Alice when she shows up in Wonderland. He loves having tea parties with his best friend, the March Hare, and the Dormouse.He made a deal with time that saved him from execution, but now he has a never-ending tea party, and must move down often.

More info: Alice in Wonderland Mad Hatter Hat

Awesome Star Wars Merchandise: iPhone Cases & More

Star Wars iPhone Cases

star wars iphone cases
You want to be sure your iPhone has the best protection possible. Imperially stylish protection, of course! Our Dark Side iPhone cases come in both hard glossy plastic and matte black silicone. Stick with your rank, buddy. Don’t go ordering the Sith Lord unless you’ve mastered the Dark Side of the Force. There’s a Stormtrooper that’ll do just fine for you. Yeah, you. You know who you are.
Link: Star Wars iPhone Cases

Darth Vader Nintendo Wii Sensor Bar Holder

Star Wars Wii Sensor

  • Sculpture-quality Darth Vader character is cast in high-density resin
  • Vader’s specially crafted Lightsaber safely supports the Wii Sensor Bar while maintaining full range
  • Wii Sensor Bar not included
  • Official Star Wars item licensed by Nintendo and LucasFilm Ltd.

More info: Darth Vader Nintendo Wii Sensor Bar Holder

Chewie – Star Wars Poster

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This poster shows the face of Chewbacca, from Star Wars. At the bottom it says "Chewie" in 70s-style lettering. It’s like decorating your living room with an old friend.
Link: Chewie Retro Poster

Horrible Amateur Twilight Merchandise

My brother, a Hardy-quoting literary sophisticate, is a high-school English teacher. By the demand of his students, he’s had to read and critically discuss all of Stephanie Meyer’s meisterwerks, something I believe directly related to his recently confessed contemplation of suicide.


Ain’t no party like a PDF party!

But Thomas Hardy never inspired legions of fans to create kitschy homemade Tess of the d’Urbervilles merchandise. Suck it, you loquacious windbag!

Here, according Pop Hangover, are the 10 worst Twilight items available on Etsy. Enjoy.

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Merchandise: Star Wars Cell Phone Alert – Animated Musical Star Trek Lamp – Indiana Jones Room Booby Traps

Star Wars Cell Phone Alert

star wars Phone Alarm

Hang your Vader or Stormtrooper charm on your jacket, computer bag, navel ring, etc., and whenever you get a call on your cell, it will spin around and the little lights near its base will flash. You can leave your phone on silent, tucked in your pocket, and pretend to be paying rapt attention to your boss as he drones on about this new technology they call Twitter and how your business is going to harness the power of social media. When Vader spins, you make a quick exit, feigning a potty emergency, and rush to safety to answer that important phone call from the Emperor.

More info: Star Wars Cell Phone Alert

Animated Musical Star Trek Lamp

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This is the lamp that plays the iconic Star Trek theme song, including the entirety of the famous prologue: "Space… the final frontier…" spoken by William Shatner. As the music plays, an 8" die-cast replica of the Starship Enterprise rotates on the the base of the lamp. The Starship Enterprise has authentic details like Bussard intake collectors and a sensor array platform that are illuminated by four color-changing LEDs.

Buy it here: Animated Musical Star Trek Lamp

Indiana Jones Room Booby Traps

indiana jones trap

The Indiana Jones Room Booby Trap Set includes a dart launching idol, a spider dropping idol, and an educational field notebook to help you learn the science of gears and levers. No batteries required!

More info: Indiana Jones Room Booby Traps

Merchandise: Terminator Fuel Cell Lighter – Stark Heart – Star Trek Wall Decals

Terminator Fuel Cell Lighter

terminator lighter

Celebrate your love for humanity’s extinction by getting one of these Terminator Fuel Cell Lighters. Made of die-cast, chrome plated metal, these lighters look just as fresh as the day the fuel cells they are replicas of were installed into the T-800 series of Terminators. These lighters are a wicked bit of movie memorabilia, and hey, they make fire too!

More info: Terminator Fuel Cell Lighter

Proof That Tony Stark Has A Heart

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Perhaps the most iconic prop from the smash-hit movie Iron Man, no expense was spared in replicating the details exactly. From the machined metal parts and copper wire to the high-intensity LEDs, you’ll own the definitive prop from this storied franchise and Marvel hero.

Based directly on the actual movie prop and with reference from Stan Winston Studios, the Arc Unit measures about 4 1/2-inches in diameter and is made from machined aluminum, stainless steel, and custom-molded plastic. It’s removable from the stand and includes a Plexiglas display case and full-color certificate of authenticity.

Link: Stark Heart

Star Trek Wall Decals

start trek wall decoration

Captains Log – Stardate two…four…[pause dramatically]… sevensixpointfive…Something strange is happening to my ship. I can’t be sure, but it appears some alien intelligence has duplicated the bridge of the Enterprise in near perfect detail.

More info: Star Trek Wall Decals

Merchandise: Star Wars Bookends – Bumblebee Helmet – Batman PEZ

Star Wars Trash Bookends

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The valiant rescue of Princess Leia takes a turn for the worse when our heroes evade on-rushing Stormtroopers by jumping down a garbage shoot. The situation turns grim when the Dianoga Garbage Squid Shows up and the Garbage Compactor’s walls begin to close in! Cast in high quality poly stone then hand painted to exacting standards. Each is then numbered and comes complete with matching certificate of authenticity and is a limited edition. Measuring 7 1/2-inches tall x 12-inches wide x 6-inches long, these bookends are well suited for DVDs, books and graphic novels.

More info: Star Wars Trash Bookends

Transformers Bumblebee Voice Helmet

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Become the street-smart, frontline autobot warrior! Use your wits and power to battle the deceptions and protect Earth from their evil. When you’ve got the power of Bumblebee, nothing can stand in your way! Suit up just like the Bumblebee character and prepare to save the universe with your amazing voice-mixer helmet! With three different modes and awesome electronic features on this detailed helmet, you’ll look like the TRANSFORMERS Movie hero, and you’ll even sound like him, too! Switch on voice mixer mode to have your voice remixed with six different music styles. The helmet also plays realistic conversion sounds of the Bumblebee character changing from a car to a robot and back again, or his movie battle phrases including, Bumblebee to the rescue! “Your Missions” Protect the world from evil and several more! Easy-to-adjust straps help you get a comfortable fit.

More info: Transformers Bumblebee Voice Helmet

Batman™ PEZ® Set

batman Pez

Collectible set of 4 Gotham City™ PEZ® dispensers featuring a limited edition Batman™ with custom chest logo, and three arch enemies–Joker, The Riddler, and Two-face! Includes 6 rolls of candy!

More info: Batman™ PEZ® Set