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Merchandise: Hangover T-Shirt, Darth Vader Apron, Terminator Endoskeleton

Hangover Baby Carrier T-Shirt

Hangover baby shirt

Additional Information: It’s not every day you find a baby in the closet. Front design on this officially licensed light blue T-shirt lets you look like you’re hauling around your own baby Carlos.

Link: Hangover Baby Carrier T-Shirt

Terminator Endoskeleton 18" Figure

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The bulk of the Endoskeleton is made from a rubbery, flexible silver plastic with a wash of black. The depth of detail is absolutely amazing. The T-800’s eyes light up and it comes with a rifle and a spare right hand that can be swapped out. And just so you don’t forget what a Terminator is for, it comes with a base comprised of human skulls.

More info: Terminator Endoskeleton 18" Figure

 

Darth Vader Kitchen / BBQ Apron

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This exclusive apron that will turn you into a Sith Lord chef. The Darth Vader Apron apron comes in "one size fits all" and measures 29 inches long. If you are looking for something to spice up the kitchen or summer BBQ, look no further. Made from 100% polyester. Machine washable.

Get it here: Darth Vader Kitchen / BBQ Apron

Merchandise: Death Star Planetarium – Two Face Bust – Buzz OP

Death Star Planetarium

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Transform your room into a personal planetarium with the Death Star Planetarium. You can choose to project the Milky Way galaxy on your ceiling, or even a map of the Star Wars galaxy. The planetarium sits on flat surfaces and includes an informational learning guide. Three double ‘A’ batteries are required.

More info: Death Star Planetarium

 

Two Face Bust

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The man once known as Harvey Dent appears here in his classic comic-book style, dressed in his trademark dual-fabric suit, shirt and tie, which are finely tailored over his cold-cast porcelain body. Half of his face appears eerily charred, and both of his resin eyes are hauntingly realistic.

Available here: Super Realistic Two Face Bust

 

Buzz Lightyear Operation

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Buzz Lightyear needs some serious repair work. He’s got a battered blaster, toasted turbo boosters, galactic acid, crystallic confusion and a host of other ailments. Do you have the skill to fix Woody’s friend and send off to infinity and beyond? Find out with Operation – Toy Story 3 Edition. Be careful not to set off Buzz’s buzzer or you’ll go home with zero!

More info: Buzz Lightyear Operation

Merchandise: Lego Star Wars – Hot Wolf – Mad Hatter

Lego Star Wars Pens

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These particular lucky pens are awesome in three ways! Way The First: They involve characters from the most awesome movies ever. Way The Second: They are made from LEGO parts that can be mixed and matched to look different every time you use ‘em. Way The Third: The ink cartridge is replaceable so this lucky pen is 100% resurrectable when it dies!

More info: Lego Star Wars Pens

Twilight New Moon First Wave Jacob Black Doll

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The phenomenon continues with this stunning doll, created in the image of Taylor Lautner, who portrays the handsome and protective werewolf Jacob Black. Shirtless, he displays his washboard abs, cutoff jeans and Quileute tattoo.

Link: New Moon Jacob Black Doll

Alice in Wonderland Mad Hatter Hat

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The Mad Hatter is a character from the book "Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland" by Lewis Carroll.He is a crazy, wacky hatter who meets Alice when she shows up in Wonderland. He loves having tea parties with his best friend, the March Hare, and the Dormouse.He made a deal with time that saved him from execution, but now he has a never-ending tea party, and must move down often.

More info: Alice in Wonderland Mad Hatter Hat

Merchandise: Freddy’s Bust Bank and more

A Nightmare On Elm Streetâ„¢ Freddy Bust Bank

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Better feed your loose change into Freddy‘s back or the steely-clawed villain may stalk you in your dreams!

More info: Freddy’s Piggy Bank

 

R2-D2 Water Bottle

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Traverse the Jundland Wastes or Dune Sea of Tatooine with this trusty astromech and you may just make it to the other side! R2-D2 figural water bottle measures approximately 7.8 inches tall and holds over 12oz of your favorite beverage (even Jawa juice!). Features hinged pop-up dome lid and detachable strap.

More info: R2-D2 Water Bottle

Cinderella’s Glass Slipper

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A glass slipper fit for a princess. This life-size replica of the Glass Slipper from Walt Disney’s Cinderella is carefully produced of smooth, high quality 24% leaded crystal. The slipper rests upon a satin lavender pillow with gold trim and tassels. The pillow has a rigid foam interior to support the weight of the slipper. This replica was based on numerous reference materials from Disney to assure the greatest attention to detail possible and would fit a real-life princess. Limited edition of 2,500 pieces.

Buy it here: Cinderella’s Glass Slipper

Merchandise: Jake Sully in Wheelchair – Sherlock Holmes Mini Costume – etc

The Mystery of the Sweet Ass Costume

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Egads, Watson! We’ve just received a new case from Scotland Yard codenamed "The Mystery of the Sweet Ass Costume". Hmm… this looks like it might be a tough nut to crack! What’s that, dear chum? Look in the mirror? Why, you’ve done it, old boy!

Link: Sherlock Holmes Minimalistic Costume

Avatar Jake Sully Action Figure

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Sully is a young, former marine who has lost the use of his legs in combat. He accepts a remarkable offer to join a team of scientists on a moon some 4.5 light years from Earth. Ages 6 and up. Figure stands about 3 3/4-inches tall.

On a deadly but mineral-rich distant moon called Pandora, ex-Marine Jake Sully is torn between duty and honor when he finds himself caught between the heavily armed forces of Earth’s most powerful star-faring consortium and an exotic, noble alien race whose very existence is threatened by the human invaders.

More info: Jake Sully in Wheelchair

Star Wars Play-Doh

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This R2 unit is just like his namesake because he’s also full of tools – Play-Doh tools. He’s got tools that make lightsabers, jets that shoot Play-Doh out his sides, stamps on his feet to make C-3PO, Ahsoka, Anakin Skywalker, and Obi-Wan Kenobi. In total, there are six toys and three 2-ounce cans of Play-Doh modeling compound in this set. When you’re done saving the galaxy, store all your stuff inside R2’s body until the next time you want to play. This is the droid you’re looking for… click the buy button, you will.

More info: Star Wars Play-Doh

Awesome Star Wars Merchandise: iPhone Cases & More

Star Wars iPhone Cases

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You want to be sure your iPhone has the best protection possible. Imperially stylish protection, of course! Our Dark Side iPhone cases come in both hard glossy plastic and matte black silicone. Stick with your rank, buddy. Don’t go ordering the Sith Lord unless you’ve mastered the Dark Side of the Force. There’s a Stormtrooper that’ll do just fine for you. Yeah, you. You know who you are.
Link: Star Wars iPhone Cases

Darth Vader Nintendo Wii Sensor Bar Holder

Star Wars Wii Sensor

  • Sculpture-quality Darth Vader character is cast in high-density resin
  • Vader’s specially crafted Lightsaber safely supports the Wii Sensor Bar while maintaining full range
  • Wii Sensor Bar not included
  • Official Star Wars item licensed by Nintendo and LucasFilm Ltd.

More info: Darth Vader Nintendo Wii Sensor Bar Holder

Chewie – Star Wars Poster

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This poster shows the face of Chewbacca, from Star Wars. At the bottom it says "Chewie" in 70s-style lettering. It’s like decorating your living room with an old friend.
Link: Chewie Retro Poster

Revamped Criticker Shop

Movie Gifts

For a long time, we’ve had a feature called the “Criticker Shop”. Until now, it’s not shown anything else than popular Amazon DVDs. Kind of worthless, to be honest, and no one ever used it… it was always a sort of place-holder, until we had something better.

So now we’re pleased to introduce the renovated and improved Criticker Shop. There are currently about 100 products, which we’ve hand-selected from various retailers. These are things we think are funny, unusual or awesome — hopefully all three!

If you’re stuck for a gift idea for the cinephiles on your list, check it out! ‘Tis the season for egregious online shopping.