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13 Assassins (2011)

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Summary: A group of assassins come together for a suicide mission to kill an evil lord. (imdb)
AKA: Jûsan-nin no shikaku
Country: Japan, UK
Directed By: Takashi Miike
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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na Corganist
78
T7
na darthfrede
60
T4
na MurphDick
80
T4
na manikoala
81
T8
na thewire
89
T10
na sfeelm
87
T8
na itsirc
70
T8
na CRAYON
90
T9
Wow, what a good movie. I really loved the cinematography, it was downright beautiful. The characters were really fun to watch and they carried the plot forward at a great pace. Quite the serious work by Miike, but it still includes his typical dark humor and violence. The ending is amazing.
na salty dog
73
T7
na ichibansan
85
T9
na danluvana
75
T9
na pasnouma
70
T5
na osbojo
70
T6
na upagainst
80
T3
na HiResDes
77
T8
na tommaso
95
T10
na retsxlif
89
T10
na Upton
70
T9
na Simon M.
89
T9
na TaLeNDiL
67
T7
na zxcv98
85
T9
na JeffWiiver
4
T6
na strangelime
85
T6
na rhinderman
85
T7
na funndude
75
T5
na dzejson
69
T8
na WalkenRoll
88
T10
na TychoCelchuu
60
T2
na njjohn10
83
T9
na killersmalls
75
T5
na mitchelly
86
T7
na intheboolite
70
T6
na jsopanen
52
T5
na Majestic
83
T9
na mistercheech
80
T8
Outstanding fuedal action/drama.
na damil
80
T9
I thought this movie was awesome. The samurai always make interesting subjects, with their high sense of honour and duty. It had a lot more humour than I was expecting, and I liked that. Also, I was expecting more blood and gore, but there wasn’t too much. Overall, it was a really enjoyable movie with fantastic action, great dialogue and beautifully shot by Miike.
na Janky
74
T7
na quivo
83
T7
na FitFortDanga
68
T4
A few of the 13 have distinct personalities, but for the most part they're kind of a bloody blur. It doesn't help that the first act is a whirlwind of names, locations and second-hand stories. Once the action kicks in, it's fairly enjoyable. Miike's talent for creative gore is put to good use and he crafts some inventive battles. But despite a few interesting moments, there's an emptiness to it. I don't mind Miike getting more conventional, but something more original would have been nice.
na Kel
75
T7
na ThiagoA.P.
70
T4
na Jurispathic
4
T5
It's like watching a violent but imaginative child smash action figures together for two hours.
na robgeedamnit
90
T9
na topaz420
85
T7
na BrotherAck
80
T9
na SkuliSael
90
T10
na TheDenizen
85
T10
A group of samurai are tasked with assassinating the mad half-brother of the Shogun before he can rise to any kind of political office and disrupt the peace. A surprisingly serious samurai drama from Takashi Miike, capped by an incredible massive battle sequence as the 13 ambush the evil Lord and his 200 men in a tiny village. The set up is pretty leisurely paced but the explosive finale is worth it...there's some great sword fighting and a stellar one on one duel at the end.
na nickyp82
87
T7
na mavrodief
75
T9
na HobbesZ
92
T9
na blahzor
59
T3
na ludvigsen
70
T6
na Antoine
88
T8
na mitsuka
60
T2
na kjfellows
4
T6
na betorocha
75
T6
na eser
77
T6
na Zelsawaf
95
T10
na axleblaze
60
T2
Well made but feels like a giant missed opportunity. The first act should be spent introducing us to the Assassins so we actually care when they die. Instead it's spent taking overly long to set up a very simple plot. As a result about 10 of the 13 Assassins might as well be faceless grunts and we still don't actually care about the other 3. The fight is cool but without any real investment in the characters it gets kind of old.
na NRM03
79
T9
na Carlospro
80
T7
na adreena
81
T9
na nickv
76
T9
na zohebbasha
70
T4
na jacub82
85
T9
na FancyClown
78
T8
na Bacchanalian
90
T10
na AICHEG
83
T9
na mikeparasol
86
T8
na AceySaid10%
80
T6
na teckgecko
80
T8
na residentblur
4
T8
na givethanks
70
T7
na nuotio
60
T7
na skiewulfy
85
T10
Simply awesome. Ever so rarely does a film live up to its awesome trailer and 13 Assassins simply blows it away. Its a tale of vigilante justice woven with Miike's unflinching examination of brutality and callous evil. I appreciated the slow burn that builds to the 30 minute battle-climax after so many summer films with front loaded action pacing. Definite recommendation for anyone with fond memories of Kurosawa and a fortitude for graphic violence.
na jakncoke
84
T6
na Ranald
60
T4
Beautifully shot and pretty well acted, but the story is derivative and extremely thin. I just got bored of all the endless swordplay.
na Nat
86
T4
na Asgarth
75
T7
na katsuben
3
T4
na daisylegs
80
T8
na rainmaker
85
T8
na nibbish
86
T10
na CritickerAvg
68
T8
na fartblaster
76
T7
na imajericho
81
T7
na kellard
85
T7
na fenixdown
80
T8
Flawlessly taps into the spirit of the samurai genre. My one nitpick is that the assassination plot seems a little over the top for the serious tone of the film.
na princemuchao
93
T9
I haven't seen that much Miike yet, but this one takes the top spot from Fudoh for me. Very nice Samurai film - the intrigue and action is top notch. Inagaki Gorou did a surprisingly good job as the villain of the piece. This is just one step behind Seven Samurai and Lone Wolf and Cub.
na HAL9000
75
T8
na daniel
70
T9
na ozonepaul
78
T3
na filmaffinity
69
T7
na cappion
89
T10
na lionesque
80
T8
na fahd
85
T7
na bof
72
T7
Takashi Miike does Kurosawa; a big, very violent historical drama about a small troop of samurai setting out to take down a very well-armed warlord who, technically, can do anything he wants without legal sanction but is threatening to throw the entire country into civil war. Builds slowly to an amazing climax, a 40-minute action scene with more swordplay and distinctly non-honourable fighting than you can shake a katana at. A bit predictable, but impressive.
na chmul_cr0n
82
T10
na Uriel1988
40
T2
na Furtive Tail
95
T10
na Millinsky
75
T6
na winds
5
T6
na O_o
88
T8
na avgcrtckr
69
T8
na Skerringer
70
T7
na BullyFanatic
87
T8
na Mikado
75
T8
na Xzlu
90
T9
na gazpacho
55
T4
na Blizniak
70
T5
na ehsan_amid
91
T8
na DeRZuLyA
8
T9
na SlantMag
30
T8
"That tension between a servant's duty and moral responsibility forms the crux of 13 Assassins, and proves a standard dynamic that Miike handles without subversive humor or irony." - Nick Schager
na tdawson48
73
T6
na deathtoyou
97
T9
fucking epic. only part I didnt love was the poorly cgi'd bulls, it could have done without those, but I guess its good to break up the action a bit.
na Gordon Cole
85
T8
na DIcon195
82
T5
na BeNO
75
T10
Good movie 13 take on 100's done well.
na jildeese
85
T6
na peekingpanda
60
T9
na jhmee8
86
T7
na Barxday
61
T7
na Trooth
73
T7
It was a little hard to follow for the first 15 minutes or so, when a million characters' and locations' names are getting thrown around in every line, but it quickly filters down into something easier to follow. The only Miike film I'd seen before was Audition, so I was expecting a lot of brutal imagery, but most of the violence was relatively tame. I mean, it's still R-rated, but it could have gone a lot further.
na walkearth
55
T6
na nrm4
68
T8
na DerDude
30
T6
na Rozno
85
T8
na !Marx
63
T2
na Golfingdanls
9
T10
na BigSimo
54
T4
na cmcgrew87
87
T4
na IMDBpredict
77
T9
na cetara
75
T8
na entrapmen
80
T8
na Honest_Thief
4
T6
Miike's latest pits the values of the old collective samurai honor code against one's individual moral code; set during the twilight of the samurai era. Plus it has some gnarly action
na TonyS.
60
T3
na Anomaly1
83
T8
Miike's tribute to the samurai genre features subdued drama contrasted with an explosive forty-minute long climax. In order for that climax to work in the time allotted it must sacrifice some characterization, but it makes up for that with the sheer spectacle of the action, incredible visuals, and the rich subtext attacking honor and patriarchal values. My soft spot for samurai flicks probably helped a bit too, but this is some pretty great fun all around.
na kyle.loomis
5
T6
na ZombieBuffet
65
T7
na bhahn
65
T4
na lisa77
80
T7
na Pickpocket
70
T7
A cool movie but I just couldn't get over how unauthentic the entire thing felt. Everything felt staged and fake which is even more distracting considering what they are asking you to believe. That said, pretty badass fight scenes. The characters aren't bad and it has some disgusting and shocking moments. It bugged me that they kept harping that it was 200 vs 13 when it clearly was more like 500 vs 13, they just kept coming like a cheesy 80s action movie. Not a masterpiece but not bad.
na Mortenolesen
70
T8
na stoker
60
T6
na 24truths
80
T7
na profire
79
T1
na chorume
65
T6
na _Pierre_
87
T8
na dbentien
70
T7
na drpeepers
79
T3
na jeantheoret
60
T3
na redpatriot
91
T10
Well, this is just fantastic. Excellent homage to old samurai films and serials, and has a bit of that Miike touch, but not too much.
na nrm5
51
T4
na GreenBear
30
T4
na Lumine
77
T5
Miike seems to be channeling Kurosawa here except that this is the sort of film that Kurosawa never could have made. It starts off with some interesting plot development, but I felt that the whole segment of the first act's searching for the 13 was incredibly clichéd, especially in execution. Overall I think it was somewhat weak and uneven, but in typical Miike fashion there's some excellent scenes and very entertaining action sequences.
na ttoshi
54
T5
Fun movie, a little over the top, but a good romp.
na Zeno
74
T5
na strawluffy
82
T5
na andagh
75
T5
I was a little disappointed with the final battle. There seemed to be a hell of a lot more enemies than 130 and it didn't make sense why they didn't just try to pick off Lord Naritsugu with the arrows or explosives (let alone blowing up the bridge with him on it). Hirayama = total badass though.
na Bondo
48
T1
na bprosser10
75
T5
na galates
80
T7
na ResIpsa
89
T10
na Mattsdmf
85
T9
na Veterini
77
T6
na hintfakiri
68
T3
na psim
74
T5
na numbersix_99
62
T6
na barisius
91
T9
na malinowski
35
T6
na t-h-o-r
77
T6
na chocobaby
80
T7
na Kublai Khan
85
T8
na nicson
55
T4
na opuss
75
T8
na LanceRomance
80
T9
na ichthyarch
75
T6
na Tepox
78
T5
na ozymandius10
74
T7
About half way through the film I was wondering if I'd heard correctly that 13 Assassins was a Takashi Miike film. There was brutality in the beginning, but for him, seemed somewhat restrained. The final battle sequence was *very* long (not bad, just long), and it's tough to feel for some of them, outside of basic human stuff, because they weren't given proper treatment (which is tough for 13 guys). Miles better than Sukiyaki, but couldn't touch 7 Samurai even if it kicked mud in it's eyes.
na PFish
65
T7
na Typhoon72
80
T7
na lancaster
70
T3
na brichards5
90
T7
na pagan
70
T4
na wonder
65
T5
na N_L_HUCK
72
T8
na Numberz
73
T7
na manonwire
70
T6
na Splendid
70
T4
na fincherking
89
T8
na Alex Porcina
85
T9
na cogsworth
95
T10
na Booster
71
T8
na rilla12
80
T6
na Paxton
79
T8
Ode to "Seven Samurai" is a strong entry in the genre. Not as nuanced as "Twilight Samurai," but a lot of fun. If the end seems over the top, then pretend you're watching a fictional movie.
na M.Robitussin
90
T7
na camoka
80
T1
na noisesolo
85
T9
na TheWhaler
80
T7
na bizarre_eye
68
T5
na forager23
82
T8
na RapeyVessey
72
T7
Leave it up to Miike to breathe life back into Samurai films in such a spectacular, if not flawed, fashion. Probably his most visually astounding film to date, everything looks perfect for the time period and the locations are breathtaking. Whilst not as impressive as scenes from "Warrior King/Ong Bak 1&2", the almost hour long battle is a true spectacle to behold. This probably would have worked better as a miniseries, to focus more on character development so we actually care when people die.
na cory.nowacky
75
T5
na Drcool
4
T7
na mawy
99
T6
na welleserific
70
T7
na dannyshocker
67
T4
na Faceplant
80
T8
na zzzzxxxx
70
T9
na cbaarck
35
T2
na lantti
80
T6
na coolnicemike
30
T1
na Lemmiwinks
85
T8
na pinq09
78
T8
na Cerebrus
80
T9
na Nut Better
87
T8
na Bigfox
78
T9
na Dewmeister
80
T8
na Loosefish
3
T5
na lamport
65
T5
na Watashi
95
T10
na Ownerzx
80
T10
na miiiiiles
78
T8
na ZimpanX
74
T7
na Zozan
85
T9
na tmpnerd
100
T6
na BrotherReed
65
T5
na mattorama12
85
T10
na jimbeam
80
T6
na tuddy
68
T3
na Redrabbit
90
T6
While admittedly very similar to 7 samurai, this was a really exciting ride, with great staging and a beautiful soundtrack. The disturbing scene near the beginning put me on edge and I thought that I may have enjoyed the movie more without being worried that it ay show up again, but all in all, a great modern samurai film.
na rockway
74
T8
na MCR
86
T10
na MartinFalk
75
T5
Samurais are cool.
na whatismyname
65
T7
It's been some time since I've seen a film with long, interesting battle scenes, and for about an hour at that. It's a simple story, evil guy is evil, a few people take on a lot, and battles galore.
na DaeSanye
7
T8
na NathanDarko
98
T10
Halleluja! After 40 years of non present Samurai Flicks Miike created this wonderful genre gem. This movie is simply amazing from the beginning til the end. Setting, costumes, battles, characters, this one has it all. I guess Kurosawa would be proud.Furthermore I had never expected such a great and epic movie.
na wmelton
84
T8
na Spunkie
60
T6
na django
78
T8
na IMDb-byvotes
77
T8
na pascally
83
T10
na SmooveJ
92
T10
na meatball46
83
T5
na lostinlodos
89
T9
na filmcricket
83
T10
na muku25
68
T6
na Halfang
89
T7
na WWallce4prez
74
T6
Much more conventional than Miike's other films, but just as cool. The elegant and slow build-up in the first hour is sent home by a rip-roaring finale. Awesome.
na igac.bl
8
T7
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