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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)
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Summary: Abraham Lincoln, the 16th President of the United States, discovers vampires are planning to take over the United States. He makes it his mission to eliminate them. (imdb)
Country: USA
Directed By: Timur Bekmambetov
Written By: Seth Grahame-Smith
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na fenixdown
70
T4
na Zealot185
8
T1
What I thought would be a fun, self-aware ride was turned into a drab, overly serious excuse to string together absurdly non-sensical action sequences together. I've yet to see something from this director that is comprehensible.
na JapanAlps
85
T9
na marrie86
30
T2
na nolandark
65
T1
na lostinlodos
70
T5
na kyussj
70
T6
na kwazar
60
T4
na AlexBrisson
83
T8
na Aureliusz
90
T9
Bardzo dobry o wampirach, moze to i prawda(na faktach)? ;-)
na Chukkamans
34
T1
na cas
93
T6
na jspidah
5
T1
na dmcry097
65
T1
na Gody85
15
T1
na aeghtesadi
86
T8
na cemakay
70
T4
na thalesacobra
40
T1
na Pumpernikiel
40
T1
na Mohammad
69
T2
na enreka_tr
70
T1
na c4d0rn4
75
T4
na vixroar
73
T4
na Kevbot
30
T2
na Sun Green
81
T6
na last request
57
T3
Too silly and far-fetched.
na silentrose
87
T5
na ivyy
70
T8
awesome =)) hahahah
na Ani
20
T1
na nobodyrobots
20
T1
Oh boy, my eyes started hurting after the number of times I rolled them during this movie. The main actor was dull; reminded me of a Liam Neeson/Paul Dano hybrid that can't act. A few interesting ideas thrown in at the end (vampires fighting the battle of Gettysburg), but beyond that pretty boring. Edit: Just IMDB'd the actor: He played a young Liam Neeson in 'Kinsey'.
na Emiel
70
T3
na strangelime
30
T1
na Alyne
75
T7
na yoohoo
30
T1
This movie is bad. Simply terrible in every way. Acting was awful. Writing was awful. The way the story was told was awful. The movie was a collection of extended montages that served little purpose other than to attempt to show Abe Lincoln's life as a vampire hunter, over the course of 50 years, and it did not work well at all.
na tyler78
50
T1
na northerain
25
T3
na elfez
70
T5
na cr33p
30
T3
na nerdist
65
T3
na gadenhertog
75
T3
na Klamsi
4
T6
na Mikado
69
T6
na Vedgie
92
T10
na dead man
71
T1
na Kylos609
73
T3
na Excelsior
55
T7
na AVclub
4
T2
na Dewmeister
58
T3
na Littlepip
73
T6
na eunmac
69
T5
na JEMN
20
T1
na Tavington
49
T1
na mrandersen10
55
T2
na FranticFrog
63
T3
na carvalhinho
40
T2
na Coolkow19
75
T5
I know its usually the case, but the book is much better.
na Werckmeister
43
T4
na snivel40
81
T8
na thorn969
55
T2
Laughably bad!
na Buraccio
50
T1
Something's wrong here.
na intheboolite
60
T4
na bedirhankara
61
T3
na Jos
74
T4
na v21
87
T6
na san13
92
T6
na Mondarable
6
T3
na Mikix
40
T1
na Kiddo
43
T1
na HobbesZ
0
T1
na mucow
62
T5
na MedCityFlix
66
T5
na waqax
55
T2
na tunca
5
T1
na bilalemre
72
T7
na Emre Bekman
65
T2
na mattmarky
50
T2
na Cronos
30
T2
na Goddy
5
T1
na 1338
89
T7
na partible
58
T3
na Kerc
15
T3
na mattnawrocki
75
T6
na grogg
26
T1
na timbo83
76
na Golfingdanls
4
T3
na IMDb-byvotes
63
T3
na Merc
65
T3
na imdb
63
T5
na guy piranha
55
T3
na CPosnanski
50
T2
With a name like that, you really can't take yourself seriously. This movie just doesn't know if it wants to be a drama or an over the top gore fest, and it left me wanting more. You can only take slow motion throat slashing for so long before you throw in the towel and want this CGI fest to just end. Great idea, horrible execution.
na Rckeller093
70
T2
Incredibly enjoyable - pure sociohistoric candy.
na KeanuGrieves
70
T5
na apecanyon
59
T6
na Langelund
35
T3
na demirtas
55
T3
na bleu
86
T5
na progre2
43
T2
na laertes
26
T1
na kangadoodoo
35
T2
na bench635
62
T4
na mistephane
60
T5
na Calexico
7
T6
Pretty awesome movie. Ridiculous, over-the-top, and very entertaining. Great style. Excellent action scenes.
na Corganist
78
T7
na DetoxP
1
T6
As you grow to like movies, you start to hate movies like this, and you realize how stupid they are. And as you grow to appreciate movies even more, you smack yourself in the head and realize how stupid YOU were. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is a lot of fun and hilariously absurd, and frankly is shockingly good. This doesn't deserve to be on "worst-of-the-year" lists, that's just lazy biased criticism based off the premise. Score is not a grade.
na yaisog
30
T2
na ratedargh
15
T1
na AAAutin
18
T1
na xacviant
72
T4
The absurd promise of the title is lived up to, at least intermittently--far more fully than in the dull, generic COWBOYS & ALIENS. Not that VAMPIRE HUNTER is flawless, the story being rather choppy and undercooked. Still, the action generally delivers (especially a great chase through a herd of stampeding horses--one of which is used as a weapon), Benjamin Walker is a fine, sincere Lincoln (the acting is generally good), and it's all quite well made--and sufficient brisk fun after a slow start.
na Barxday
32
T3
na Leonardis
75
T4
You'd expect it to be another low character development badly based on a book film, but Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter sticks with as much character development as it possibly can and has great visuals, but the ridiculous action set pieces and scenes are a bit hard to concentrate.
na AmenoKitsune
30
T1
na batui
55
T3
na gtsnuggler
2
T3
na Superargo
58
T4
Bekmambetov does not exactly direct the hell out of this thing. There's an awesome scene early on where a vampire throws a frigging horse at Abe. Otherwise, meh.
na braddad68
90
T6
na steve5
80
T7
na Mattam
52
T3
na nikolajrh
35
T1
na jimmyjazz
40
T1
na tedrock
50
T4
na Revolutiono
5
T2
na mitchy1324
90
T5
na interworld
2
T4
Hate how both versions of this turn Abraham Lincoln into such a dull, generic protagonist. Movie felt like a mishmash of scenes with no cohesion. The action sequences are kind of fun, I suppose, in how over-the-top they are.
na divxcimcime
5
T2
na krh042
71
T5
na RapeyVessey
75
T8
As to be expected from Bekmambetov, there is an overabundance of sloppy CGI and slo-mo action. Thankfully, these are balanced out, as they were in Wanted, by how OTT and sheer fucking fun it is. We FINALLY get a movie that not only lives up to its amusing title and premise (unlike something like Cowboys & Aliens), but also manages to squeeze an interesting story in there (I actually cared about the political scenes, which I wasn't expecting). Benjamin Walker is fantastic, as is the train scene.
na bobhunnd
73
T3
na TidusFFX
66
T4
Unlike its vampires, the movie is quite toothless. Dragging plot, slightly confusing action and CGI which ranged from afwul to somewhat-admirable. Winstead was as great as ever, though.
na Cheese
30
T2
na Seftref
20
T1
na Ytadel
67
T6
The movie was willing to invest in its story without constantly winking at the audience, ergo, I found myself willing to go along for the ride. Marton Csokas, the king of all chameleon actors, appears playing yet another character totally unrecognizable as him.
na restin
40
T1
na Peter_Pain
60
T3
na mhylton13
60
T2
na mahsat
61
T1
na ZapperLife
18
T1
na Darren
40
T2
na Halfang
85
T6
Quite entertaining with a few moments of whoa and hilarity. Like the horses. Or the multi track drifting. Yeah, pretty decent.
na LiQuid3600
10
T1
I wish there was an alternate history of my life where I hadn't decided to watch this.
na waterhaul
55
T3
na muutanet
63
T6
Not as good as Timur's "Russian Matrix" films. The story was horrible out of sync, but cheap effects, slow motion and edgy flow of the action were fun to follow. Specially the horserace was hilarious.
na getmoney
21
T1
Well, I liked it more than Transformers 2. Theres also a lot of great actors here (note; not the guy who plays Lincoln) who go to waste.
na katafrakt
71
T5
na Rachel
15
T1
na njjohn10
63
T5
na Fantastika
80
T4
na spygliuz
70
T4
na garfield989
72
T3
na Snazz
30
T1
A strange mix, where the almost ridiculously exaggerated fight-scene choreography winds up its only memorable part.
na ChrisPalm
65
T2
Sunday action without the entertainment
na Kerfoot32
24
T2
na pazzo
68
T5
na lonetraceur
23
T1
na Terranigma
65
T2
na chiefg
25
T2
na nickodemos
74
T3
na CFoxtrot
75
T6
na toBedlam
72
T2
na actlikealady
90
T9
Fantastic action and awesome script.
na mokentin
65
T2
na deanazhollis
89
T5
na cambelboy
27
T1
na Space Pope
65
T5
I feel like I want to call this movie "silly spectacle at its most unabashed and innocent" but I've seen The Good, The Bad, The Weird so my view on that is slightly biased. Still, this movie strikes the right balance of knowing it's silly without winking about its silliness, and it also contains maybe my favourite drifting scene in any movie to date. Inaccuracies: Lincoln did not work for Speed in Illinois; Mary Todd wasn't that gorgeous; trains weren't CGI in the 1860s.
na RandallODim
74
T4
Horse throwing is my favorite vampire power.
na calinki
58
T2
na matGuy3
2
T1
na Catiche
72
T4
na Licio
83
T6
na spinapubica
70
T4
na whatismyname
70
T8
Found it entertaining. Glad it's historically accurate, else the film wouldn't have worked. Who knew Abe was such a badass.
na Ofterdingen
65
T6
If you like the title chances are you will like the movie - and vice versa.
na Yael
97
T8
na madadude
33
T1
na MovieCrazy21
67
T8
na ramone23
10
T2
na pecet
75
T5
na PerryStroika
40
T1
Couldn't get through it. Too boring.
na TheSaberfool
21
T2
na gelfling
90
T7
na yildiztaas
86
T9
na cowfrappe
30
T1
Not campy enough to be tongue-in-cheek. This film takes itself too seriously and ultimately suffers because of it.
na sarikocakli
90
T5
na spacefloh
40
T2
eng; [Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter]; abrahams mutter wird von vampiren getötet, so befreit er kurzerhand die sklaven und tötet die vampirsoldaten im süden.;
na entrapmen
55
T3
na Kurrlzz
63
T2
na imcn100
43
T3
na ahamel7896
6
T4
Fun, but it ends up in a weird middle ground where it's premise is only half-embraced. They didn't go far enough with the idea of Vampires as bloodsucking capitalists, either. Benjamin Walker is great casting, though. He looks like a young Liam Neeson. All in all, you could do wayyy worse.
na metz
40
T4
Horse scene!
na Electronic6
70
T5
na ayall
75
T4
na burkayadalig
20
T1
unbearably bad, couldnt event finish it... even the action scenes are not worth seeing
na toro913
29
T2
na bones_r
30
T1
na Damoon
42
T2
na Evan Waters
91
T8
A surprisingly straightforward take on an absurd premise, which is to its credit. The action sequences are great, Walker is a superb lead and a dead ringer for Abe, and the story draws some neat parallels between its demonic adversaries and the plague of slavery.
na NhanLa
65
T5
na daria.wrazen
50
T2
na Belovoj
79
T7
na masthiren
90
T6
na NELLY
50
T8
na penguinfreud
25
T3
na daredeviltr
78
T4
na dequinix
60
T6
na Quimbo
70
T5
na ajdm
20
T1
na Chona
65
T4
na coveleski
70
T3
na Joey_Washout
10
T1
na ephedrin
45
T4
Abraham Lincoln ad Hobbit... An alternative way to American history for dummies.
na welleserific
70
T7
na jdinosaur
30
T1
na whitelighter
60
T3
na Guernica
37
T4
na andymalafaya
55
T5
na wzw
40
T2
na alploganer
75
T4
na Lilja
50
T5
na Vandelay1
20
T2
bad movie
na lionesque
20
T2
na claireybear
83
T5
na visceroid
79
T9
na addwillis
73
T4
na hsncrspywl
68
T6
A film with a very silly title and premise which acknowledges how silly it is, but never to the detriment of the action. A very interesting work of cinema - spending a lot of time setting up Lincoln's backstory, intertwining the historical biography with the threat of vampirism - I found it to be a clever allegory for the theme of slavery. The action is very well directed and there are some excellent set pieces but the key villains are bland compared to the henchmen and the film overuses CGI.
na SirStuckey
70
T6
It's fun and about as good as one could expect. The action is cool, the plot moves at a crisp pace (except for a short bit in the middle), and it manages to deliver a completely ridiculous premise in as earnest a way as possible. I admired their attempt to try something new and offbeat and truly enjoyed myself.
na Prism
65
T4
na Daffy6964
70
T2
na tunasky
73
T3
na sagethekun
6
T3
na xzf620
84
T5
na bobarctor
43
T2
na CMQuinn
8
T8
na REDO1
45
T1
na A.J.Frost
70
T5
na Dimonte
95
T9
na residentblur
1
T2
na ses
70
T2
na MJVmovieMan
48
T2
If you read the title of the film, you know everything you need to know---especially whether or not you should see it. I found the idea to be amusingly silly, but of course the movie offers little profound experiment or surprise beyond the obvious pratfalls of an axe-wielding Matrix-y Abe fighting off vampires inexplicably involved in the Civil War. Visually the film isn't particularly great, the storytelling is no good, and the performances aren't even memorable.
na mstrlnk7
77
T6
na ECSR
5
T3
na messiah_ward
55
T2
na Nearphotison
70
T5
Fun, if a bit generic, which is the last thing I should be saying about a film with this premise. I could've used more bearded Lincoln.
na lovleigh
59
T3
na jborregana
22
T2
na hubies
52
T1
na Skerringer
40
T3
na sirius
52
T1
na Wysh
55
T5
na Benad99
55
T1
na liunekira
85
T9
na kino.dk
32
T4
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