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Alone in the Dark (2005)
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Summary: Based on the best-selling Atari videogame series, this film features Edward Carnby (Slater), a private investigator specializing in unexplainable supernatural phenomena. (Lions Gate Films)
Country: Canada, Germany, USA
Directed By: Uwe Boll
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na Riptide0
2
 T1
The only reason this movie gets a 2 is because it's only moderately better than House of the Dead and a thousand times better than Dark Harvest 2.
na teecee
21
 T2
spillet var også ringe
na Cletis
11
 T1
na aanund
25
 T1
na Trustphil
12
 T1
na RoXoN
3
 T1
na tinythedogg
10
 T1
na cblur21
33
 T2
na irend812
30
 T1
na Loki
10
 T1
One of the absolute worst movies ever made.
na kella
20
 T1
LOL Uwe Boll. I only give this 20 because it ilicits MINOR nostalgia having played the games.
na zapfdingbat
9
 T1
na tsvetelina
5
 T1
na Dolomon
60
 T2
na Zeno
68
 T1
na Cantstopdrew
8
 T1
na panta
35
 T1
na CMQuinn
4
 T2
na MalkavNO
12
 T1
na MaxCasper
62
 T3
na iambaggage
56
 T1
na hsabetfar
35
 T3
na Nate405
10
 T1
na Sandwichlord
0
 T3
na mistephane
0
 T1
na narcess
10
 T1
na Octopusnarc
34
 T1
One of the worst movies ever made.
na soothsayer
7
 T1
na chrisveinot
10
 T1
na Killfast37
12
 T1
na flounderings
40
 T2
na El Camino
54
 T2
na nabokov
1
 T3
na one2bit
40
 T2
na mindpieces
10
 T1
na kiijkasa
60
 T2
na pedro .
0
 T1
na NathanDarko
10
 T1
na Mike92184
35
 T1
na dissident
0
 T1
na claireybear
72
 T1
na johntheking
6
 T1
na Landon
5
 T1
na thewhistler
0
 T6
na brad_schl
0
 T1
na shade
10
 T1
Quite boring, but the scenes with Slater are brilliant and hilarious.
na Beefwheat
10
 T1
na artattack
35
 T1
na OziiX
70
 T4
na 231
20
 T1
na lucretius
59
 T1
na Kamil
40
 T1
na toshax
8
 T1
na kipflorida
20
 T1
na fakhrabadi
80
 T7
na arcadia
8
 T1
na PLiu32
12
 T1
na avgcrtckr
15
 T1
na kahless
5
 T1
na cult_of_same
60
 T8
Horrid cast...but suprisingly interesting.
na sucseven
50
 T5
na Tobia
0
 T1
I'm so embarrassed for Christian Slater. This movie is so god damn awful - he deserves to be in better films.
na fasoares
20
 T1
na doctor7
3
 T1
Slightly better than House of the Dead. But still unbelievably awful. I'll never understand how or why Slater and Dorff agreed to be in this movie.
na mariop715
5
 T1
na frozenpeas42
1
 T1
na anakyle
1
 T1
na heffy
40
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na mike615
17
 T1
na evilgrug
1
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na unluvable
30
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na luizdega
2
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na jsnruf
0
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na TJ Ximenez
0
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na Darbicus
5
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na slain
35
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na Siltem
18
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na rataoloco
14
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na finney28
20
 T1
na ehsan_amid
85
 T2
na mojodojo
25
 T1
na burnmp3s
0
 T1
na SlimmyMASTA
100
 T8
na Teck
51
 T1
na Vandelay1
8
 T1
na JackFlint
7
 T1
na welleserific
30
 T1
na johnshaft
5
 T1
na RedButterfly
30
 T1
na RichterIX
10
 T1
na ewp805
8
 T1
Uwe Boll, please stop.
na methad1
28
 T1
There they go and ruin another Game > Movie crossover. Shame on you.
na aignatiou
0
 T1
na Sweekoden
2
 T1
Boll is not a human being. Alone in the Dark is better acted than House of the Dead (not that that's any sort of accomplishment), but worse on every other level. Trainwrecks aren't supposed to be this tedious.
na dustinputman
5
 T2
na inpw
11
 T1
na borges
3
 T4
na Alex Porcina
0
 T1
na FreakFire
30
 T1
na brzowski
20
 T1
na trench
10
 T1
na DustBowl
25
 T1
na HatAndThat
10
 T1
na WAReyes
40
 T5
na Sofabot
25
 T1
na jsopanen
38
 T1
na TheCloak
0
 T1
na Junior1919
0
 T1
na Timmer
31
 T1
na Bemis
0
 T1
na Heist
60
 T2
na jet0425
10
 T1
na jairocrz
70
 T3
na laertes
18
 T1
na mayabelle
0
 T6
na DCC
3
 T1
na Grognard
15
 T6
na Cornica
0
 T1
na DeMoNLorD
62
 T1
na imdb
22
 T1
na Ironf
45
 T2
na Montage
65
 T1
na BigR
65
 T2
na trujm
32
 T1
na goldman2
20
 T1
na amerigo
43
 T1
na phunkypbj
2
 T1
This really, honestly, might be the worst movie I've ever seen.
na Terranigma
50
 T1
na Perin
45
 T6
na rammsteinboy
0
 T1
na pjalne
5
 T1
na JacksReview
4
 T3
This is actually not bad. I got the unrated version and was very upset because: there wasn't anything unrated about it. And I was really hoping to at least see Tara Reid topless. False advertisement on that unrated edition if you ask me.
na jacobb1313
10
 T1
na Payson
10
 T1
na SneakySneaks
5
 T1
na ichise
0
 T1
na tanthony5
20
 T1
na Herrguth
5
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na Gladstone
1
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na jayvie
46
 T2
na furious113
0
 T1
na rottentomat
1
 T1
na Esslan
40
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na MrHallenbeck
5
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na merveakkas
15
 T1
na ScrumYummy
11
 T1
na R.Vicman
78
 T3
na theubersquid
10
 T1
na raul_lpz
30
 T1
na wcnitz
30
 T1
na Chavie1982
30
 T1
na aheadley123
3
 T1
na Detox
11
 T1
na lepidoptera
60
 T1
na Dustyd
15
 T1
Crap. The end.
na JoeyFNK
45
 T2
na kharagh
30
 T1
na unusuall
39
 T1
na Cheesebadger
5
 T1
Nearly unwatchable.
na christig
10
 T1
This is a terrible film by all standards. But, it is SO bad it almost gets good again. Not quite though. Uwe's house of the dead is a lot worse in the good way.
na Mr. Film
0
 T1
Possibly the very worst film I've seen.
na Brablay
20
 T1
na pilnicket
10
 T1
na MonsterGear
10
 T1
I love the original PC game. I have no such love for this film.
na milkaxor
4
 T1
na sajede
11
 T1
na Qwipster.net
10
 T1
na piquet
25
 T1
na RichardvDam
70
 T3
na jjack229
45
 T1
na Frinky
10
 T1
na darth_votik
35
 T1
na evilchaser
10
 T1
terrible, just.... terrible. ah the agony
na Dimjke
10
 T1
na cloak
9
 T1
na xdavidwx
2
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na rv4175
36
 T1
na boop
45
 T4
na pierrot
15
 T1
na stokely
1
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na ReRosso
10
 T1
na supertoes
35
 T2
na macab
39
 T2
na FincherFan
1
 T1
na DougReese
5
 T1
na Dust_Bowl
4
 T1
na sayeh
6
 T2
na Mateushs
5
 T1
na Robzilla
3
 T1
na Nemo
15
 T1
na darongardner
80
 T6
na vonschiller
0
 T1
na killye
8
 T1
na Pata
60
 T4
na Tuxedo
10
 T1
na Bacchanalian
18
 T1
na e-ball
1
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na roonay3k
3
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na skiewulfy
15
 T1
na rascuache1
30
 T1
na mesjong
1
 T1
na burakt82
38
 T1
na s.weinberg
20
 T1
na Ildjarn
10
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na hondo11008
20
 T1
na Licio
30
 T1
na Jellysauce
0
 T1
na Integrus
20
 T1
na leviward19
0
 T1
na eshbach
65
 T3
na nalepis
4
 T1
na mastadon
10
 T1
na Joey_Washout
0
 T1
na Unsaintly
3
 T1
na Hangarl
0
 T1
na Proximity
45
 T3
na Coheed
30
 T1
na xaddict
20
 T1
na mvlens
60
 T3
na Superdude
50
 T1
na Patton
12
 T1
na JahRas
8
 T1
na mothwitness
0
 T1
na akd
55
 T2
na eveley
20
 T1
na barfly
30
 T1
na Jdiddy381
0
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na szech
10
 T1
na romanortega
0
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na freakman
25
 T1
na caiman
7
 T1
About as scary as The Brady Bunch, and not as well directed.
na dhabit
50
 T2
na ninearteries
0
 T5
na jjrocketman
5
 T1
na baskil
60
 T1
So bad it hurts.
na ClownOut
1
 T1
na Pyrotechnic
5
 T1
na bkr
1
 T1
na marntim
60
 T2
na gkyratsos
0
 T1
na DirkDiggler
0
 T1
na Lovecraft
8
 T1
na Kittonni
50
 T1
na spikestone
15
 T1
na agrizzle
0
 T2
na Bergmaniac
1
 T1
na hehheh
1
 T2
na Vecheeso
65
 T1
na ZombieBender
30
 T1
na TroyAnderson
0
 T1
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