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Alone in the Dark (2005)

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Summary: Based on the best-selling Atari videogame series, this film features Edward Carnby (Slater), a private investigator specializing in unexplainable supernatural phenomena. (Lions Gate Films)
Country: Canada, Germany, USA
Directed By: Uwe Boll
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na epillepsy
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na WaitingScene
0
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na kipflorida
20
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na Chevan
0
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na srwLL
33
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na LTensok
3
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na Tenletters
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na Doggr_Jones
10
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na NorNof
19
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na Superdude
50
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na ddebowczyk
30
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na panta
35
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na tomelce
1
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na Jdiddy381
0
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na burnmp3s
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na lucretius
59
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na Crazy Jack
15
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na cjherr
50
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na romanortega
0
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na jjrocketman
5
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na bairic
10
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na the_tempter
30
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na filmcricket
5
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na konor
60
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na hondo11008
20
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na johnshaft
5
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na pr0land
25
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na adidawha
36
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na cp91886
37
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na jjack229
45
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na tanthony5
20
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na Davebill
0
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na chOSen
0
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na swat
35
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na Kittonni
50
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na Shone BL
50
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na Riptide0
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The only reason this movie gets a 2 is because it's only moderately better than House of the Dead and a thousand times better than Dark Harvest 2.
na Sandwichlord
0
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na OMGFridge
10
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na mpowell
33
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na Jgirl2688
9
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na RTomatoes
1
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na jpb33
17
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na Cornica
0
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na Uwe Boll
100
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FUCk yeah, nother one of my cult masterpeacs.. i thought this one was just great, the only reeson the idiots like you didnt fickin like it was becfause it was to smart for you IDIOT!
na Falooza
2
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na aignatiou
0
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na Robzilla
3
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na Buongiorno
10
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na panzerwolf
5
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na Rampage101
75
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na mcquadjp
11
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na marian
60
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na dacruz
5
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na Krondor
15
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na therockfat
5
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na JStearn
38
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na korbenPL
2
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na WoraZ
65
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na dennisk
30
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na guilla
63
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na venom256
37
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By far, the most, boring movie I've ever fallen asleep to. I managed to watch all but the last 20 minutes of it at which point boredom won the battle against my will to see the movie through. I actually like Christian Slater - that's probably the reason it got 37 instead of 0. In summary, I wasn't expecting much from it, but I got even less.
na Akikaze
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na chiefg
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na lostinlodos
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na Kaiserkomori
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na kif
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na LesterGroans
20
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na DavidBlast
10
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When they say that this is loosely based on a computer game, what they're really talking about is the fact that they took the main characters name. Incredibly tedious. It's so bad, that it becomes fascinating to watch, until such time, where it becomes so bad it becomes bad again (if you know what I mean). The director's name is Uwe Boll, and he's a most serious contender for worst director of all time.
na Coheed
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na barfly
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na pkd2019
10
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na JahRas
8
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na sldsnk
5
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na Kamil
40
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na dirtyzen
5
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na rvg
6
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na corruptelite
9
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na szech
10
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na pixiedoll
30
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na Wolfenrocks
75
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na Matthew
0
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na Interghost
78
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na gibb3h
30
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na iMaus
80
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na trujm
32
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na bloodsome
12
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na mayabelle
0
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na yawkcorb
75
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yeah, I know this movie sucks. But I still like it
na aanund
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na bubbaccia
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na Grognard
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na raul_lpz
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na JosefBeeby
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na sayeh
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na spikestone
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na pcalado
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na fury871
54
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na cloak
9
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na DougReese
5
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na r.e.t.
45
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na supertoes
35
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na falsekarass
10
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Horrible acting, horrible special effects, horrible story, horrible script, horrible just about everything. Hardly funny even in all it's shittiness. Sad to think that some people may have liked this film. Sad to think this director is still out there making films.
na Godsend
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na alpinaburana
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na gork
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na jimmyjazz
35
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na adonro
50
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na micah
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na haraksha
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na TrevorS
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na jef
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na Mateushs
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na menos_grande
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na dzejson
20
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na bigd063
0
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na errorabbit
1
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na experimental
50
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na e_e
0
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My guys are dying out there for nothing. FOR FUCKING NOTHING! *topples over table* GOD DAMN IT!!!
na Converge
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na thecritics
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na SoylentGreen
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na SpokoWap
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na georgesj
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na luthar15
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na eveley
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na andriftrew
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na Mclusky84
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na safaktemel
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na Mawkee
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na skandigraun
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na cult_of_same
60
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Horrid cast...but suprisingly interesting.
na HKi
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na Cordell
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na McKimson
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na ichise
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na MBBinger
15
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na tathiel
10
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Really really bad.
na seyfettin
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na freakman
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na The Gulager
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na NathanDarko
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na luizdega
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na pandaybr
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na Sissy Boy
10
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na voter
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na pedro .
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na DougCollins
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na Optimus_mike
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na jaycodrew
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na KasperL
20
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na wavex
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na ottobud
5
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na parkar
35
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na thefog1331
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na Patton
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na sokeah
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na TJ Ximenez
0
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na RealMacgyver
40
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na Darvid
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na DustBowl
25
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na squiggles
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na sozipath1987
10
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na pillowpants
24
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na rickcurnutte
0
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"It panders to the kind of aesthetic that says loose cutting and sloppy formalism is not only ok, it's the way studio films should be done."
na debaser_86
0
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na claireybear
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na cblur21
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na ewp805
8
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Uwe Boll, please stop.
na Suteupac
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na waqax
10
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na Detox
11
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na Sam Lowry
0
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na imdb
22
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na paghat
10
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na b.disgusting
10
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na shade
10
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Quite boring, but the scenes with Slater are brilliant and hilarious.
na mayo
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na mikedubs
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na andrewmartin
21
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na hornek
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na wurg
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na shiodooru
0
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na lomzus
40
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na Chona
1
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I dont know why i am soo generous to give it one point?
na Mihon
29
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na macab
39
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na ice757
50
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na enigmabrand
12
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na trailblazers
1
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na oblakoff
23
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na JoeyFNK
45
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na Pederastle
10
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na creck
20
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na doomy
30
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na dustinputman
5
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na xaddict
20
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na kharagh
30
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na Jorg
1
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na Gladstone
1
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na mladostbg
28
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na samhall
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na c4d0rn4
0
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na Sandokan
24
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na hopalong
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na invidia
10
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na s.weinberg
20
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na kiijkasa
60
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na Passero
50
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na mistercheech
66
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a blast! ludicrously underrated!
na Bergmaniac
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na Tee Babe
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na Bavafreak
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na LordBeefJerk
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na zerothh
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na emprahporky
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Ugh, god awful movie. Uwe Boll should stick to boxing or whatever it is that he does. Alone in the dark more like a dump in the dark amirite bros?
na gvs
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na Jorbes
0
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na LetterRip
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na pierrot
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na p00q
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na kyussj
10
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na AlanSama
65
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na lowri88
30
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na Buraccio
50
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na Luk92
5
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na Whiggles
1
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na Lafar
50
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na RoXoN
3
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na subscape
20
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na Herrguth
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na maciii
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na Firewalker
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na guy piranha
30
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na El Pedro
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na pavementSAW
0
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na NelsonSilva
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na Cellestte
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na ilsensine
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na jairocrz
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na overseas
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na loucypher
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na Fincky
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na BFD31095
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na lucasmartins
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na andagh
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They might have had more trouble beating the game if they hadn't used the unlimited ammo cheat. Also, Christian Slater in this bears an uncanny resemblance to Ryan Giggs.
na synthono
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na Samhigh1
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na St. Gloede
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na Gabriel576
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