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Armored (2009)

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Summary: A newbie guard for an armored truck company is coerced by his veteran coworkers to steal a truck containing $42 million. But a wrinkle in their supposedly foolproof plan divides the group, leading to a potentially deadly resolution. (imdb)
Country: USA
Directed By: Nimród Antal
Written By: James V. Simpson
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na concoy
78
T6
na loucypher
75
T6
na slomodove
50
T3
na vluggejapie
65
T4
na Ytadel
61
T5
Huh, guess I gotta go against the grain here - I thought it was alright. Predictable, yes, but also inventive, violent, personal in scope, and, indeed, thrilling, pretty much what I ask a thriller to be. Lightning-paced, too; once the heist started the rest felt like it flew by in ten minutes. And at risk of sounding PC, I thought it was cool to see a mainstream action flick with a non-white and non-A-list lead. Don't think that happens but once every few years.
na azalin
50
T1
na ILoveAsh09
1
T6
na clydeburke
45
T3
na SirEvo
50
T1
na Zenmidnight
87
T8
na Cattius
86
T7
na yogeshmangaj
68
T3
na LogicCure
50
T2
Nope.
na jdnolla
83
T2
na Buraccio
65
T4
na OziiX
70
T4
na botelhudo
40
T1
Good cast, photography and art direction in one of the worst scripts I've ever seen.
na FranticFrog
73
T5
na malisa
6
T2
na Sohnshine_17
75
T5
na IcyBrian
61
T3
na mistersplice
55
T4
+ worth experiencing
na nses
75
T4
na TonyS.
75
T7
na AAAutin
39
T4
na kyussj
30
T1
na Joelius
13
T2
I can't believe I thought it would be good.
na hotdogfarmer
81
T6
na cronick
58
T1
na oread
65
T2
na exolstice
69
T2
na tovi
60
T2
na shalil
70
T6
na jack_oat67
85
T6
na crazymoronx
30
T1
na simplicio
52
T2
As in Vacancy, Antal's in full lockdown mode here. Minimal isolated set, plotting like a slide puzzle, casualties like a shopping list, the comically circuitous car chase that ends up exactly where it started. I appreciate the focus on sound at least, between the alarm, the hinge pins and dialogue alterations around the truck. But this is all economy all the time, and ends up looking a little broke for it.
na SirStuckey
50
T3
Better than I expected, but I expected it to be shit. It's really nothing special at all, and brings nothing new to the action/thriller genre (besides the use of an armored car as the central theme, never seen that before). Laurence Fishburne was really bad in this, but I think he's overrated as an actor anyway. I don't think it's as bad as the vast majority seem to think, but I'm not going to start recommending it to people.
na LordofDance
15
T1
na cat9man
45
T2
na kilkeny
40
T2
na masoud.nle
60
T2
na Only_Sony
88
T10
na DocSnyder
20
T1
na eugene78
70
T5
na waqax
65
T3
na bktan
54
T2
na reggibson
70
T5
na Jerky
40
T3
na calis
60
T3
na whitelighter
64
T6
na kataruna
78
T5
na thecritic7
30
T1
na filmaffinity
49
T2
na CMQuinn
70
T6
na Pietteno
73
T3
na zevel6
42
T2
na MuppetusG
34
T1
na Amember
6
T3
na IronMAN
60
T3
na MovieCrazy21
83
T10
na reeses87
70
T4
na lonetraceur
58
T6
na Mikado
38
T2
na Joan Of Arc
52
T2
na OukiDouki
30
T1
na kayzer_soze
65
T2
na TomaamoT
42
T2
na NRM03
56
T4
na irend812
68
T5
na babaracus
75
T4
na Ray B
59
T3
na HobbesZ
63
T4
na Voodoo
50
T2
na nickwin_dk
45
T1
na avgcrtckr
33
T1
na progre2
92
T10
na vwgregov
55
T2
na retsxlif
34
T1
na goldman2
36
T1
na Skerringer
22
T1
na zxcv98
5
T1
na spidex
55
T1
na DLawrence
65
T3
na Meta Critic
50
T4
na hoolie
60
T3
na Bal1nt
67
T6
na cengizermis
67
T4
na Bradyfan12
83
T5
na DougCollins
80
T5
na Jesus123
42
T3
na baybaycan
65
T3
na NRM01
48
T3
na trevitron
60
T4
na alperozel
73
T4
na robharr
60
T4
na Rumplesink
0
T1
na aadhi
65
T4
na ky_pack35
85
T5
na ZombieBuffet
35
T1
na Rubens
40
T2
na StatoStoker
77
T6
na redheelblues
6
T5
na tiagopassos
3
T8
na gert
30
T1
na ledcollector
50
T2
na aurora
23
T2
na lojze
20
T1
na KMcNeil
2
T2
Why exactly would you want to include a morally upstanding former soldier in your devious armored car robbery? "Armored" does however deserve points for actually using a shitload of armor. I mean: That truck is pretty f-ing solid.
na Bunken
20
T2
na Gilly
50
T2
na x@nder
40
T2
na LmanofMGS3
85
T6
na dst7175
0
T1
Worst movie of 2009.
na Mr. Q
70
T6
na lethe
55
T2
na lostinlodos
67
T4
Too slow, but a good story; worth a rental look.
na Vatni
40
T2
Shitty movie. Didn´t care about the guy so why would I wanna see him fuck it up for everybody.
na afguy205
45
T2
na luthar15
20
T5
good action, good acting but nonsense.
na OlCuM
45
T2
na filmcricket
50
T4
na mikedubs
80
T9
na Mohko
50
T4
na Fryson
50
T3
na Adalon
55
T4
na eksero
75
T5
na maimon
78
T7
na shocking1981
60
T3
na abesempire
85
T5
na st_fly
0
T1
Crap. A potentially decent action thriller with good cast and a somewhat cool premise is torn to shreds by the film's annoyingly good "hero" who gets every other good guy in the film either shot or seriously maimed. I wanna watch Dillon and Ulrich and Reno and Fishburne get the money and win, not dying in a lame manner just because the "hero" manages to stay hidden in the "armored" truck for god damned 88 minutes. Not recommended.
na Architeutis
60
T2
na Bruce
50
T4
na noelus
62
T3
na Void
2
T6
na lada
60
T2
na zombieman
59
T2
na stojke.igor
0
T1
na Cornholio
62
T4
na burnmp3s
41
T2
A thoroughly predictable and not very satisfying thriller. The film starts with a standard heist setup, but takes too long doing so without including anything new or interesting. Once the actual action starts, the plot turns range from obvious to completely nonsensical. Dillon and Short both seem miscast, and the script doesn't give any of the characters anything meaningful to do or say outside of the usual heist cliches.
na M_A
23
T3
na kangadoodoo
30
T1
na TroyAnderson
44
T4
na schnofel
34
T2
na muutanet
18
T2
Easily run through "best laid plan" variation. The gig was nothing interesting, none of character built anything to grab on and though there was interesting cast, none of them made any mentionable role. Good ending titles. Points for that.
na korbenPL
28
T2
na pompousass
20
T6
"There's no bad guys, only good guys": an inside job among armored-car guards, thoroughly and lethally botched. Compact caper film, all business, worked out with an overabundance of closeups and occasional cracks in credibility.
na adidawha
55
T2
na corruptelite
51
T4
na MCR
51
T4
na Crazy Jack
50
T3
na imdb
62
T5
na Pickpocket
15
T2
Really bad. A terrible beginning 20 minutes where they rush through who all these guys are (every character is a giant cliche) with some of the worst, most unengaging dialog I've ever heard. Laurence Fishburne is particularly awful, as is Amaury Nolasco, giving one of the worst performances I've ever seen. The plot hole in the end was too huge to ignore. Incredibly stupid, even the car chase was terrible.
na madiso
50
T4
na evil_md
19
T1
na burflok
60
T3
na Nanera
76
T4
na Radres
55
T3
na eddof13
70
T3
na doctor7
31
T2
Simply a very uninspired and low budget thriller. Though there's some talent in here with Laurence Fishburne and Matt Dillon none of it feels like it's put to any real use. I wouldn't call the movie flat out bad, however the spiral from "successful robbery" to "things have gone insane" just feels too forced as everyone involved seems to quickly lose all their moral scruples. Honestly you can give this a miss without having your film repertoire suffering.
na magazz
60
T2
na Kusanagi
60
T2
na nauru
30
T2
The action sucked, although there were a couple of surprises in this mostly predictable low-budget thriller. Terrible writing though; all the characters are totally disposable and the entire movie is shot in the most low-cost possible locations. Not worth watching.
na KingKongBong
85
T7
na Vassago
45
T2
na NoiseMaker
72
T5
na luckyrory
6
T1
na alucard
5
T3
na ViniVidiVici
60
T1
na DBZ
79
T5
na gam01
36
T2
na jaywebb15
83
T3
na Piglet
55
T3
Laughed when Ventimiglia went all Stallone on us.
na snb
3
T1
na TobyTyler
61
T3
na the e
40
T2
GOOD: The veteran actors do alright, but are basically sleepwalking through it - BAD: Waste of good actors, main actor (Young Black guy) is a terrible actor and hogs like 80% of the screen-time, ending is horribly unrealistic (they really let him off?)
na cynick
70
T6
na allu22
75
T1
na squiggles
60
T3
na calinki
48
T1
na HarleyG
64
T2
na cranky
66
T5
na ewp1994
35
T1
na e101465
70
T3
na joedhunt
60
T3
na pecet
80
T7
na lvlr
16
T8
Enjoyable, sort of "Reservoir Dogs"-esque, but too politically correct to be that good. And without the cool dialog.
na Kenna
75
T1
na madstork
50
T1
na JJJames
68
T5
na Snazz
60
T6
A very nice start, where it's really working the tension and looking to be a refined thriller, but then it turns into a more classic kind of nutty action movie
na IMDb-byvotes
56
T2
na d_realword
60
T5
na roujin
50
T4
na Psycore
40
T2
na Frontalot
33
T1
na FliXt
74
T4
na komois
60
T3
na BillyShears
40
T2
No one's getting hurt MY BUTT.
na Numberz
40
T2
na pruznejjoe
75
T3
na duman
5
T1
Worse character in the lead. One of the worse scripts ever written. Bad directing, bad acting. Unnecessarily supposed-to-be-good actors present. Another boring Hollywood thing.
na csomay
40
T1
na Kavu
36
T3
Decent directing and a good idea that's ruined by some bad writing. There are many good actors but somehow the worst actors have the biggest roles.
na MJVmovieMan
70
T5
Briskly entertaining and entirely forgettable, "Armored" is a 90-minute thriller full of scenes played out in other movies, probably better ones, but also some worse ones too. It's easy to write off Nimrod Antal's film because it feels like an action film pedigree, but it also has a handful of talented actors in a movie that provides a pleasant distraction to get caught up in and discard at one's leisure. The ending leaves a fuzzy floating moral cloud, but I can't say the movie left me bored.
na heapshake
45
T4
This is a heist film where I just couldn't get into the heist or the action.
na mistermaddog
10
T2
For some reason there's a lot of big names in this movie but if you're expecting there'll be a good show of acting, you're totally mistaken. Because of the poor acting direction of Nimrod Antal (whoever he is) they've given their worst performances in their careers. It's like a bad TV movie actually, no plot, no scenario, no acting. Worst of worst. And the guy in the lead role, he is just need to look for another line of career before it's too late. (Or is it now?)
na vixroar
80
T8
na tielardurdin
60
T2
na bmk
20
T1
na Darko
22
T2
Bad Movie
na Cinema_Asia
50
T2
A hilariously inept heist gone wrong film full of deep plot holes and miscasting. Apparently the writer never watched a heist film in his entire life and can't create a dramatic nor action scenario that doesn't involve characters freaking out and doing stupid shit. There's no earthly reason for Reno or Fishburne to be in this. They look completely out of place and the acting is weak all around. Dillon alternates between a weary or angry hound dog face. Nolasco acts like he's on Prison Break.
na OMGFridge
20
T3
Wonder what its like to follow every action cliche, have EVERY character do exactly what you think they'll do and top that off with dialogue seemingly written by a child who is failing English. Never mind, I've seen 'Armored'.
na Rampage101
76
T6
na monte
75
T4
na danowen
60
T5
na chester1958
60
T4
na belgamo
50
T2
na msprague
60
T3
na raglits
48
T4
na pillowpants
50
T2
na iceblox
52
T3
Average Tier 3.28 from 221 Rankings rss