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Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)
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Summary: In the deadly game of international espionage, elite, anonymous operatives wage secret wars for power, information and national security. In a frantic race to obtain an ingenious new assassination device, only two individuals, sworn enemies, have the skill, talent and tenacity to succeed. (Warner Bros.)
Country: Germany, USA
Directed By: Wych Kaosayananda
Written By: Alan B. McElroy
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na kyle.loomis
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na HyphenateMe
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na wasd06
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na leadfoot
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na kurtcomlf
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na carpuzz
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na NightGoat72
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na muratkrks
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na Corkwis
25
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na gkyratsos
55
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na sarpierro
10
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na jcdracula
0
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na Alex Watkins
20
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James Randi should add describing the plot of this movie to his $1,000,000 challenge contest thing.
na inpw
35
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na Kilobears
0
T1
na Paradigma
35
T1
na martryn
38
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This movie, I had thought, was going to be badass. It wasn't. It was retarded. I can't even imagine the type of people who would enjoy a movie like this.
na specific
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na alleyd84
30
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na Faeleaf
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na kohutisko
23
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na skyreduction
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na kj2145
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na corruptelite
19
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na safir
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na JosefBeeby
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na chester1958
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na aschaeffer
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na Manfy
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na kangadoodoo
10
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na Robototron
30
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na Enantoiel
15
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na AkumAPRIME
0
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Honestly, even the super sexiness of the main characters couldn't make me think about watching a second of it again. Utter crap!
na Passero
55
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na JahRas
3
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na aliencowboy
5
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na smcqueen
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na cybilla
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14.750
na cthululaw
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na novakvt
50
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na mladostbg
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na nosyparker
45
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na Lovecraft
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na RealMacgyver
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It's amazing that a film with this many explosions is this boring. Possibly because they used more slo mo than all the Matrix movies and the 300 combined. Looks like everyone was in it for the paycheck too as there's no great performances, and the music is kinda crap.
na rottentomat
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na portofmiami
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na agburrman
25
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na piquet
50
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na Matthias99
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A movie that *wanted* to be a videogame but was not actually based on one. Even the videogame spinoff was bad.
na Ardail Smith
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na lucasmartins
20
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na coffee
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na romanortega
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na moomoocowsly
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na Guerrila
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na RICO99
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na cloondog
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na Ross
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na Cerebrus
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na Jolo
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na gelfling
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na Akikaze
30
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na Carlo Paz
14
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na sloucho84
19
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na ekalsrek
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na tralala
30
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na Coheed
30
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For a director who abbreviates his name to 'Kaos', he makes a pretty mediocre and poorly choreographed action film. It's pretty minor and forgettable, how not to make an action movie or even to create individual action sequences. Only Antonio Banderas seems to have some prescience in this; he looks like he wandered onto the set with a hangover, but his charisma makes it work for the paper-thin character. Aside from that, there are far better films to dig up in this genre.
na Adobe Slats
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na methad1
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na John Castro
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na damil
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na mongo
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na Winged
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na CTNelson
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na bojanpopic
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Below the 0 is not possible. So 0 it is.
na Bhm
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na Kraven1905
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na jetboy
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na Sadeceali
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na sweetsin0r
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na Teck
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na Jet
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Sewer
na Luna6ix
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na ivyy
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na jeremy2020
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na Vandelay1
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na TedDedon
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I remember watching this at my friend's house when we were in eighth grade and when it was over neither of knew anything that had happened in the last two hours. It was instantly forgettable, almost as if it was wiping our memories as we watched it telling us at the same time, subliminally, that everything Lucy Lui and Antonio Banderas would ever do after that would be terrible and that they were terrible people for being a part of this project.
na raglits
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na Cook3777
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na Jeff
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na icromaholicx
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na EarthlyAlien
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na burak
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na doctor7
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An atrociously bad movie. The plot is retarded and the dialog is horrendous. The action sequences as so awfully shot and put together than what can normally give a bad action movie a moment or two of glory is completely missed here. While I can appreciate a movie as "so bad it's good" this movie goes from "so bad" to "so bad it's awful" to "cinematic cancer" to "cinematic genocide" in the first half hour. Needless to say never, ever see this. It IS just as bad as everyone says.
na jet0425
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na JackRyan2014
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na alkan altas
57
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na MentalCritic
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na normalman
3
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How can something with so many explosions be so mind-bogglingly boring?
na ozyy
40
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na pagan
1
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na cengizhan
50
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na MJVmovieMan
5
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Terrible.
na nickabc
55
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na Loggo
15
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na patrickped
10
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na iammattr
0
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na Lnemoy
20
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40
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na bal3x
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na johnshaft
28
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na grimsooth
10
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Apart from one scene, which I call "Lucy Liu vs the Swat team," this movie is horrendous. That scene however is awesome, and if you like martial arts movies should rent it just for that. Fast forward to the fight scene though, the rest of it is simply dreadful.
na TheKandiman
61
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na toro913
4
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na fenixdown
15
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na LeperThundeR
73
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na TJ Ximenez
0
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na calmerthan
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na Justin052
35
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na sweevo
40
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na Atlas
55
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na ColinSchu
43
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na nuotio
17
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na electriccafe
5
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na FincherFan
10
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na filmcricket
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na necom
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na NyNNyXX
68
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na todwarfare
29
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na thatgreatwar
0
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na DaWolfey
12
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The principle problem is that the film is not Ecks Vs Sever. It's Ecks and Sever work together to achieve a mutually beneficial goal - the death of someone else, who we're never really clear on why he's a bad guy or what he wants. There's something about genetics which was apparently important in the last 45 seconds of the film. The fight scenes were like test footage of the Matrix without any of the CGI or quick editing done yet. And most damning of all - somehow they made explosions boring.
na LmanofMGS3
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na Blargety
45
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A great big stinking bag of movie crap. Miss this one.
na Camelman
10
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na Dustyd
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some nice action and two good performances help this braindead film.
na moeru
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na RTomatoes
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na korbenPL
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na Gauntlet
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na Peter_Pain
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na pierrot
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na lavos222
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My god... I mean, low expectations be damned, this movie blew me away with its unapologetic shittyness... Shot in Vancouver, SET in Vancouver (thanks, KAOS) and is really just poorly-planned action scenes strung together with plot that I assume originated from monkey butts. When I tried to figure out what was going on in the movie, my brain farted.
na ky_pack35
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na Deadmarsh
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na SakiroQ
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na gert
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na Trapper
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na tanakan
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na Jellysauce
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na Crazy Jack
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na keskin
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na Atanas
40
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na jordanlige
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na Sush!
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na Hyomil
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na gpajv
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na spikestone
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na Bruce
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na mertagabey
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na Snakeyes
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na Jeb
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The worst film ever made in history! Whoever likes this movie should undergo brain surgery. Horrible acting, plot, script, effects and even action! If you could go below 0, I would give it a negative 1000! This movie is that bad! Lucy Liu and Antonio Banderas together in one film? How is that going to work? Antonio and Liu are both horrible actors, and can't act to save their lives! It's just instantly forgettable, and I guarantee you that you'll fall asleep in the opening minutes. Just bad.
na yoohoo
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na matschi
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na creck
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na sonic saint
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na Wulf
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na doomy
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na prinzgui
10
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This is truly bad.
na Lotheric
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na JasonKDarby
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na Suture Self
5
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uh
na Movieranter
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na willbf89
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na dreadlord
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na TheDenizen
10
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What a stinking pile of ass.
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