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Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)

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Summary: In the deadly game of international espionage, elite, anonymous operatives wage secret wars for power, information and national security. In a frantic race to obtain an ingenious new assassination device, only two individuals, sworn enemies, have the skill, talent and tenacity to succeed. (Warner Bros.)
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Country: Germany, USA
Directed By: Wych Kaosayananda
Written By: Alan B. McElroy
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na lionesque
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na greensoda
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na todwarfare
29
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na jeremy2020
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na qba100
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na DougReese
20
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na nickabc
55
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na spikestone
30
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na Carlo Paz
14
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na jordanlige
100
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na leadfoot
20
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na romanortega
60
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na Jaifman
40
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na mongo
34
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na caocao
3
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na martryn
38
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This movie, I had thought, was going to be badass. It wasn't. It was retarded. I can't even imagine the type of people who would enjoy a movie like this.
na ColinSchu
43
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na dice
40
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na Crazy Jack
20
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na aepma
9
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na filmcricket
24
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na otakat
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na Numberz
24
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na skyreduction
15
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na corruptelite
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na korbenPL
27
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na felipelahm
20
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na omekotitel
45
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na JahRas
3
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na LesterGroans
0
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na prinzgui
10
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This is truly bad.
na Oxide7
65
 T3
na prophecy
0
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na specific
76
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na Isaac
55
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na Ufkabakan
50
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na kurtcomlf
7
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na Bruce
40
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na mlpgaffney
5
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na JosefBeeby
0
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na Akikaze
30
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na CTNelson
40
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na dst7175
5
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Some of the worst acting I ever seen by everyone in the whole movie. Horrible!
na FrederikA
5
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na Canguro
10
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na Ashy Arthur
0
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na evil_md
22
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na Atanas
40
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na cblur21
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na cthululaw
10
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na Suteupac
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na yoejo
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na sunamiabe
50
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na skycycle
4
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na marsupial
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na klaser84
20
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na BlueRaja
40
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na creck
10
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na dreadlord
20
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na ChaosBringer
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na oblakoff
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na jetboy
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na UniqueName
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na moeru
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na Passero
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na mikedubs
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na pillowpants
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na cyberheal
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na adidawha
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na RTomatoes
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na tielardurdin
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na anseiodviver
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na thatgreatwar
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na Jet
0
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na pr0land
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na johnshaft
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na Cerebrus
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na swat
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na rebekkakate
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na imdb
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na kalim
80
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10
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Sewer
na antonio_x
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na cakejunkie
10
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na astrakhan
20
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na Kabutodude
40
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na Peter_Pain
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na krf7
5
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na burak
67
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na safir
60
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na Kilobears
0
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na pierrot
25
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na baybaycan
65
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na Chavie1982
66
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na DougCollins
80
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na thecynic
67
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No - it's not as bad as the critics say. But, no; it isn't at all good either. Lucy Liu and Antonio Banderas fire a lot of guns and blow a lot of things up in a script that doesn't make a lot of sense (why are the FBI in Canada?). Nevertheless, the fight scenes are relatively well done - and while Banderas is wasted, Lucy Liu kick-flipping her way around with a MATRIX knock-off trenchcoat is eminently amusing. Best watched drunk and with friends.
na Faeleaf
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na Horohoro
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na hozour
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na ciyakedi
12
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na digitalmonk
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na Honest_Thief
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na glm
15
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14.750
na andymcc
15
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na HiResDes
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na anime salve
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na burflok
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na NightGoat72
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na darthfrede
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na gert
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na LiQuid3600
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na irend812
7
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na Horizon
60
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na goldman2
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na Skerringer
3
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na Bunken
5
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Probably one of the worst action movies I´ve ever seen. The amount of flaws in this cannot be counted using fingers and toes!
na 7azem
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na Sense1ess
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na damil
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na jkwall
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na AceySaid10%
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na Jorg
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na avgcrtckr
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na nickv
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na FarCryss
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na Criminal5
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James Randi should add describing the plot of this movie to his $1,000,000 challenge contest thing.
na Meta Critic
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na RICO99
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na fenixdown
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na andypolack
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na mattador
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na sweevo
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na hoven
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na tralala
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na carpuzz
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na chester1958
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na ehsan_amid
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na zaxer
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na alucard
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na WoozyB
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The high score is for setting a movie in Vancouver and shooting up the outside of the beatiful public library.
na Winged
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na TheKandiman
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na postaci
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na rottentomat
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na cloondog
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na DaWolfey
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The principle problem is that the film is not Ecks Vs Sever. It's Ecks and Sever work together to achieve a mutually beneficial goal - the death of someone else, who we're never really clear on why he's a bad guy or what he wants. There's something about genetics which was apparently important in the last 45 seconds of the film. The fight scenes were like test footage of the Matrix without any of the CGI or quick editing done yet. And most damning of all - somehow they made explosions boring.
na alexmangx
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na loucypher
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na mertagabey
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na ilsensine
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na Cook3777
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na malisa
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na ninjajayrod
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na OzGrenouille
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na ky_pack35
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na LetterRip
85
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na thelnie
75
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na lucasmartins
20
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na cengizermis
60
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na aselonen
72
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na smcqueen
0
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na x@nder
30
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na andagh
0
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lmao. I think the worst part is the faux-Zimmer/Gerrard style music interspersed with the Uwe Boll style heavy metal.
na Daffy6964
35
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na kataruna
68
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na Jerky
0
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na CMQuinn
0
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na hellboy76
7
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Ridiculous and insulting film. It tries on literally no level and insults the intelligence of every person who sees it. 7 points to the pyrotechnics team that had to probably put a lot of time info blowing a lot of things up.
na doomy
2
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na dustinputman
5
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na DaeSanye
4
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na jcampos
34
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na Wax
10
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na TheDenizen
10
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What a stinking pile of ass.
na Dufke007
61
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na morin
10
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na z0ned0ut
52
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na Skuuby
60
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na yoohoo883
35
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na alleyd84
30
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na ZombieJesus
7
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na terror
25
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na crmassari
22
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na rhinderman
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na winbran
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na midivitios1
10
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na nwqt
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na novakvt
50
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na Antoine
26
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na Jeff
40
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na matschi
65
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na Darbicus
10
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na wbgoose13
38
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na autting
5
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na ReSe2k
60
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na jcdracula
0
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na Lotheric
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na oKoReli
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Below the 0 is not possible. So 0 it is.
na rv4175
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na Bryan C.
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na aarona1c
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na Cibalo
40
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na unohav_1
45
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na Bhm
20
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na gpajv
0
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na AkumAPRIME
0
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Honestly, even the super sexiness of the main characters couldn't make me think about watching a second of it again. Utter crap!
na cithen
1
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na thedeadcow
49
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na Blargety
45
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A great big stinking bag of movie crap. Miss this one.
na LmanofMGS3
80
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na Loggo
15
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na necom
20
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na sweetsin0r
9
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na hobbes007
50
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na Jolo
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na thecedex
40
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na akd
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na nuotio
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na martygrant
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na kohutisko
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na her9238
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na Sadeceali
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na ozyy
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na Lovecraft
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na xgp1029
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na grimsooth
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Apart from one scene, which I call "Lucy Liu vs the Swat team," this movie is horrendous. That scene however is awesome, and if you like martial arts movies should rent it just for that. Fast forward to the fight scene though, the rest of it is simply dreadful.
na wasd06
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na ferkinwalter
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na coffee
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na Fauropitotto
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na gelfling
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na Jellysauce
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