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Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)
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Summary: In the deadly game of international espionage, elite, anonymous operatives wage secret wars for power, information and national security. In a frantic race to obtain an ingenious new assassination device, only two individuals, sworn enemies, have the skill, talent and tenacity to succeed. (Warner Bros.)
Country: Germany, USA
Directed By: Wych Kaosayananda
Written By: Alan B. McElroy
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na undinum undinum
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na gkyratsos
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na Jet
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na what_side what side
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na mladostbg
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na sunamiabe sunamiabe
50
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na nickv nickv
1
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na hellboy76 hellboy76
7
T1
Ridiculous and insulting film. It tries on literally no level and insults the intelligence of every person who sees it. 7 points to the pyrotechnics team that had to probably put a lot of time info blowing a lot of things up.
na hopalong
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na NightGoat72 NightGoat72
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na antonio_x
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na mattador
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na aliencowboy
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na JasonKDarby
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na Sadeceali Sadeceali
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na terror terror
25
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na Paradigma Paradigma
35
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na Darbicus Darbicus
10
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na klaser84 klaser84
20
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na IrishCassidy IrishCassidy
25
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na LesterGroans
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na JosefBeeby
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na Sense1ess
10
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na barfly barfly
25
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na 231
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na iMASLAN
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na martryn martryn
38
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This movie, I had thought, was going to be badass. It wasn't. It was retarded. I can't even imagine the type of people who would enjoy a movie like this.
na san13
80
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na Skuuby
60
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na gsburch
27
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na prinzgui prinzgui
10
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This is truly bad.
na DougCollins DougCollins
80
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na doctor7 doctor7
2
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An atrociously bad movie. The plot is retarded and the dialog is horrendous. The action sequences as so awfully shot and put together than what can normally give a bad action movie a moment or two of glory is completely missed here. While I can appreciate a movie as "so bad it's good" this movie goes from "so bad" to "so bad it's awful" to "cinematic cancer" to "cinematic genocide" in the first half hour. Needless to say never, ever see this. It IS just as bad as everyone says.
na SnakeOnRur
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na Col Blimp
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na Camelman Camelman
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na roger-ebert
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na burak
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na darthfrede darthfrede
10
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na Guerrila
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na Cibalo Cibalo
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na omnilicus
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na gremlis gremlis
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na mbaran mbaran
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na Carlo Paz
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na ehsanamid ehsan_amid
75
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na Sush!
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na glm
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14.750
na FincherFan
10
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na TedDedon TedDedon
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I remember watching this at my friend's house when we were in eighth grade and when it was over neither of knew anything that had happened in the last two hours. It was instantly forgettable, almost as if it was wiping our memories as we watched it telling us at the same time, subliminally, that everything Lucy Lui and Antonio Banderas would ever do after that would be terrible and that they were terrible people for being a part of this project.
na Jerky Jerky
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na toro913
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na z0ned0ut z0ned0ut
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na JahRas JahRas
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na slidercc slidercc
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atrocious.
na npcdel npcdel
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Ecks never fights Sever. WAT
na spikestone
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na Coheed
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For a director who abbreviates his name to 'Kaos', he makes a pretty mediocre and poorly choreographed action film. It's pretty minor and forgettable, how not to make an action movie or even to create individual action sequences. Only Antonio Banderas seems to have some prescience in this; he looks like he wandered onto the set with a hangover, but his charisma makes it work for the paper-thin character. Aside from that, there are far better films to dig up in this genre.
na TheDenizen TheDenizen
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What a stinking pile of ass.
na todwarfare
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na micah
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na dst7175 dst7175
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Some of the worst acting I ever seen by everyone in the whole movie. Horrible!
na mlpgaffney mlpgaffney
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na adidawha adidawha
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na kalim kalim
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na FarCryss Suture Self
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uh
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The principle problem is that the film is not Ecks Vs Sever. It's Ecks and Sever work together to achieve a mutually beneficial goal - the death of someone else, who we're never really clear on why he's a bad guy or what he wants. There's something about genetics which was apparently important in the last 45 seconds of the film. The fight scenes were like test footage of the Matrix without any of the CGI or quick editing done yet. And most damning of all - somehow they made explosions boring.
na Bacchanalian Bacchanalian
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na ivyy ivyy
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na RealMacgyver RealMacgyver
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It's amazing that a film with this many explosions is this boring. Possibly because they used more slo mo than all the Matrix movies and the 300 combined. Looks like everyone was in it for the paycheck too as there's no great performances, and the music is kinda crap.
na Luna6ix Luna6ix
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na TheKandiman TheKandiman
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na KramYessev KramYessev
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This film almost killed me. No joke.
na madiso madiso
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na Passero Passero
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na Criminal5 Alex Watkins
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James Randi should add describing the plot of this movie to his $1,000,000 challenge contest thing.
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The high score is for setting a movie in Vancouver and shooting up the outside of the beatiful public library.
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na AkumAPRIME AkumAPRIME
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Honestly, even the super sexiness of the main characters couldn't make me think about watching a second of it again. Utter crap!
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Boring tired acing all around, shitty fight scene, this should be a stupid fun movie instead 2 seconds after into the next scene I had already forgotten what happened during the last scene.
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