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Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)
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Summary: In the deadly game of international espionage, elite, anonymous operatives wage secret wars for power, information and national security. In a frantic race to obtain an ingenious new assassination device, only two individuals, sworn enemies, have the skill, talent and tenacity to succeed. (Warner Bros.)
Country: Germany, USA
Directed By: Wych Kaosayananda
Written By: Alan B. McElroy
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na piquet
50
T2
na martryn
38
T1
This movie, I had thought, was going to be badass. It wasn't. It was retarded. I can't even imagine the type of people who would enjoy a movie like this.
na ColinSchu
43
T1
na IrishCassidy
25
T1
na bal3x
20
T1
na Dimjke
32
T1
na AndreSalles
36
T2
na chester1958
10
T1
na Dufftone
30
T1
na Wulf
40
T1
na doctor7
2
T1
An atrociously bad movie. The plot is retarded and the dialog is horrendous. The action sequences as so awfully shot and put together than what can normally give a bad action movie a moment or two of glory is completely missed here. While I can appreciate a movie as "so bad it's good" this movie goes from "so bad" to "so bad it's awful" to "cinematic cancer" to "cinematic genocide" in the first half hour. Needless to say never, ever see this. It IS just as bad as everyone says.
na Leafs81215
0
T1
na Skuuby
60
T1
na LeperThundeR
73
T5
na dreadlord
20
T1
na Jet
0
T1
na Jeff
40
T1
na swat
20
T1
na 7azem
80
T3
na FrederikA
5
T1
na SakiroQ
12
T1
na m3tan
0
T1
Simplistic: Bullets vs. Humans. Pointing them at the audience would be considered an act of mercy...
na markvincent
10
T1
na madiso
30
T1
na Bhm
20
T1
na Vandelay1
7
T1
na dice
40
T2
na BGJ
15
T2
na uniform
14
T1
na israndy
75
T5
na jcampos
34
T1
na alleyd84
30
T2
na iammattr
0
T1
na forze
64
T2
na ?ar
45
T2
na micah
45
T2
na avgcrtckr
17
T1
na iMASLAN
63
T1
na midivitios1
10
T1
na mattador
43
T1
na jimmyjazz
50
T2
na JosefBeeby
0
T1
na walkearth
30
T2
na andagh
3
T1
lmao. I think the worst part is the faux-Zimmer/Gerrard style music interspersed with the Uwe Boll style heavy metal.
na tenhas
15
T1
na nickabc
55
T1
na Robototron
30
T2
na bojanpopic
0
T1
Below the 0 is not possible. So 0 it is.
na robixsmash
20
T1
na Jeb
0
T1
The worst film ever made in history! Whoever likes this movie should undergo brain surgery. Horrible acting, plot, script, effects and even action! If you could go below 0, I would give it a negative 1000! This movie is that bad! Lucy Liu and Antonio Banderas together in one film? How is that going to work? Antonio and Liu are both horrible actors, and can't act to save their lives! It's just instantly forgettable, and I guarantee you that you'll fall asleep in the opening minutes. Just bad.
na WoozyB
20
T1
The high score is for setting a movie in Vancouver and shooting up the outside of the beatiful public library.
na BlueRaja
40
T2
na ECSR
1
T1
na thoth
10
T1
na kangadoodoo
10
T1
na aselonen
72
T4
na yoohoo
35
T1
na Kilobears
0
T1
na Mikado
5
T1
na pillowpants
55
T2
na muratkrks
10
T1
na whatismyname
45
T1
na Darbicus
10
T1
na raglits
10
T1
na KasperL
10
T1
na Matt8724
10
T1
na Horohoro
45
T1
na sunamiabe
50
T1
na greensoda
20
T1
na baybaycan
65
T3
na Meta Critic
19
T1
na Justin052
35
T1
na Deadmarsh
20
T1
na Snakeyes
61
T2
na Akikaze
30
T1
na Chavie1982
66
T5
na DuaneNeitzel
28
T2
na RealMacgyver
30
T1
It's amazing that a film with this many explosions is this boring. Possibly because they used more slo mo than all the Matrix movies and the 300 combined. Looks like everyone was in it for the paycheck too as there's no great performances, and the music is kinda crap.
na dustinputman
5
T2
na normalman
3
T1
How can something with so many explosions be so mind-bogglingly boring?
na Trapper
15
T1
na Cantstopdrew
18
T1
na todwarfare
29
T1
na still
20
T1
na korbenPL
27
T2
na Blargety
45
T2
A great big stinking bag of movie crap. Miss this one.
na otakat
30
T2
na LiQuid3600
20
T1
na KramYessev
11
T1
This film almost killed me. No joke.
na hoven
40
T3
na UniqueName
42
T1
na Bacchanalian
18
T1
na bigloser
66
T3
na johnshaft
28
T1
na mertagabey
1
T1
na Cahadras1
7
T1
na romanortega
60
T6
na postaci
67
T2
na crmassari
22
T1
na smcqueen
0
T1
na IMDb-byvotes
34
T1
na Wax
10
T1
na sarpierro
10
T1
na matschi
65
T3
na lavos222
6
T1
My god... I mean, low expectations be damned, this movie blew me away with its unapologetic shittyness... Shot in Vancouver, SET in Vancouver (thanks, KAOS) and is really just poorly-planned action scenes strung together with plot that I assume originated from monkey butts. When I tried to figure out what was going on in the movie, my brain farted.
na DarkHartmann
0
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na v21
80
T3
na barfly
25
T1
na cithen
1
T1
na Carlo Paz
14
T1
na moeru
71
T5
na tralala
30
T1
na LesterGroans
0
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na CarsonWid
24
T1
na loucypher
65
T4
na gremlis
33
T5
na imdb
35
T1
na Kabutodude
40
T1
na TheKandiman
61
T1
na nada
10
T1
na MJVmovieMan
5
T1
Terrible.
na icromaholicx
25
T1
na RTomatoes
0
T1
na skycycle
4
T1
na ozyy
40
T2
na Jorg
30
T1
na jeremy2020
70
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na mchiasson
80
T3
na cybilla
45
T2
na kharms
30
T1
na AceySaid10%
50
T1
na portofmiami
76
T2
na Adobe Slats
8
T1
na Faeleaf
70
T6
na Dufke007
61
T2
na Movieranter
10
T1
na mike615
30
T2
na specific
76
T5
na nerevar
1
T1
na Jellysauce
0
T1
na madderroot
1
T1
na Crazy Jack
20
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na Bryan C.
15
T1
na kyle.loomis
2
T2
na fenixdown
15
T1
na safir
60
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na alexmangx
5
T1
na ReSe2k
60
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na Antoine
26
T1
na moomoocowsly
1
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na Suteupac
35
T3
na HiResDes
0
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na lionesque
30
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na marsupial
68
T1
na cengizhan
50
T2
na what side
40
T2
na thedeadcow
49
T1
na dst7175
5
T1
Some of the worst acting I ever seen by everyone in the whole movie. Horrible!
na drw
10
T1
na mbaran
20
T4
na TJ Ximenez
0
T1
na kippy97
25
T2
na Bushyman
68
T1
na goldman2
36
T1
na RikiFudoh
25
T1
na methad1
10
T1
na hopalong
15
T1
na svjchtr
1
T1
na Ross
10
T1
na lucasmartins
20
T1
na calmerthan
25
T2
na undinum
0
T1
na burflok
35
T1
na Etheriel
4
T1
na Daffy6964
35
T1
na gsburch
27
T1
na zaxer
0
T1
na Winged
2
T2
na LetterRip
85
T6
na Cerebrus
0
T1
na OzGrenouille
35
T1
na inpw
35
T1
na RICO99
75
T3
na ehsan_amid
75
T1
na Matthias99
0
T1
A movie that *wanted* to be a videogame but was not actually based on one. Even the videogame spinoff was bad.
na Kraven1905
6
T1
na tielardurdin
70
T4
na thatgreatwar
0
T1
na darthfrede
10
T1
na kj2145
0
T1
na bob
30
T2
na sweetsin0r
9
T1
na Lnemoy
20
T1
na akd
5
T1
na aschaeffer
0
T6
na Jerky
0
T1
na Yojimbo
40
T2
na JackRyan2014
20
T1
na AkumAPRIME
0
T1
Honestly, even the super sexiness of the main characters couldn't make me think about watching a second of it again. Utter crap!
na keskin
30
T1
na her9238
87
T7
na Presto16
70
T1
na Oxide7
65
T3
na ilsensine
10
T1
na chiefcuster
0
T3
na Serigala
40
T1
na CTNelson
40
T2
na Atanas
40
T1
na gelfling
85
T5
na chaw
0
T1
na filmcricket
21
T1
na FincherFan
10
T1
na niggative
20
T2
na LmanofMGS3
80
T2
na Bruce
40
T2
na Cook3777
0
T1
na jet0425
37
T1
na 231
30
T1
na NightGoat72
20
T1
na tanakan
75
T5
na John Castro
0
T1
na jcdracula
0
T3
na DaWolfey
12
T2
The principle problem is that the film is not Ecks Vs Sever. It's Ecks and Sever work together to achieve a mutually beneficial goal - the death of someone else, who we're never really clear on why he's a bad guy or what he wants. There's something about genetics which was apparently important in the last 45 seconds of the film. The fight scenes were like test footage of the Matrix without any of the CGI or quick editing done yet. And most damning of all - somehow they made explosions boring.
na jimmah7
20
T1
na skyreduction
15
T1
na Gauntlet
30
T1
na irend812
7
T1
na kurtcomlf
7
T1
na AyssVen
65
T4
na Alex Watkins
20
T1
James Randi should add describing the plot of this movie to his $1,000,000 challenge contest thing.
na Manfy
1
T1
na alkan altas
57
T2
na Horizon
60
T1
na ekalsrek
70
T1
na TedDedon
1
T1
I remember watching this at my friend's house when we were in eighth grade and when it was over neither of knew anything that had happened in the last two hours. It was instantly forgettable, almost as if it was wiping our memories as we watched it telling us at the same time, subliminally, that everything Lucy Lui and Antonio Banderas would ever do after that would be terrible and that they were terrible people for being a part of this project.
na Spunkie
0
T1
na gpajv
0
T1
na Camelman
10
T1
na jkwall
1
T1
na Electronic6
7
T1
na Bunken
0
T1
Probably one of the worst action movies Ive ever seen. The amount of flaws in this cannot be counted using fingers and toes!
na joachimt
30
T1
na Guerrila
20
T1
na NyNNyXX
68
T1
na RNG
1
T1
na lodikrad
60
T2
na leadfoot
20
T1
na cengizermis
60
T2
na ciyakedi
12
T1
na Teck
57
T3
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