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Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)
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Summary: In the deadly game of international espionage, elite, anonymous operatives wage secret wars for power, information and national security. In a frantic race to obtain an ingenious new assassination device, only two individuals, sworn enemies, have the skill, talent and tenacity to succeed. (Warner Bros.)
Country: Germany, USA
Directed By: Wych Kaosayananda
Written By: Alan B. McElroy
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na crmassari
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na ColinSchu
43
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na pagan
1
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na normalman
3
T1
How can something with so many explosions be so mind-bogglingly boring?
na Jeff
40
T1
na postaci
67
T2
na laertes
16
T1
na darkknight
2
T1
na Wax
10
T1
na RealMacgyver
30
T1
It's amazing that a film with this many explosions is this boring. Possibly because they used more slo mo than all the Matrix movies and the 300 combined. Looks like everyone was in it for the paycheck too as there's no great performances, and the music is kinda crap.
na Jonis
8
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na raglits
10
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na lionesque
30
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na Lnemoy
20
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na cengizermis
60
T2
na Kilobears
0
T1
na methad1
10
T1
na Suture Self
5
T1
uh
na filmcricket
21
T1
na JahRas
3
T1
na malisa
6
T2
na niggative
20
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na ciyakedi
12
T1
na LmanofMGS3
80
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na Bruce
40
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na TeeZeh81
45
T3
na mlpgaffney
5
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na agburrman
25
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na nosyparker
45
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na Dustyd
50
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some nice action and two good performances help this braindead film.
na TedDedon
1
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I remember watching this at my friend's house when we were in eighth grade and when it was over neither of knew anything that had happened in the last two hours. It was instantly forgettable, almost as if it was wiping our memories as we watched it telling us at the same time, subliminally, that everything Lucy Lui and Antonio Banderas would ever do after that would be terrible and that they were terrible people for being a part of this project.
na Lskywalker
32
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na prinzgui
10
T1
This is truly bad.
na jetboy
55
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na specific
76
T5
na x@nder
30
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na jimmyjazz
50
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na baybaycan
65
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na Jet
0
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na hobbes007
50
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na Unsaintly
41
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na Ardail Smith
70
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na sarpierro
10
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na Akikaze
30
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na antonio_x
40
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na tanakan
75
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na Slayer_13
20
T1
na gremlis
33
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na Luna6ix
75
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na digitalmonk
45
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na avgcrtckr
17
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na Matt8724
10
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na terror
25
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na icromaholicx
25
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na Yojimbo
40
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na swat
20
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na cyberheal
100
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na mchiasson
80
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na graag
10
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Sewer
na Teck
57
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na Electronic6
7
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na revolucioner
80
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na Daffy6964
35
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na JosefBeeby
0
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na LiQuid3600
20
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na evil_md
22
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na sweetsin0r
9
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na jeremy2020
70
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na anydot
45
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na mattador
43
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na Spunkie
0
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na krf7
5
T1
na rockyrules
9
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na RapeyVessey
11
T1
This film almost killed me. No joke.
na Presto16
70
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na SakiroQ
12
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na irend812
7
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na NyNNyXX
68
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na Movieranter
10
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na Leafs81215
0
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na Marty
10
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na felipelahm
20
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na BGJ
15
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na ilsensine
10
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na Cibalo
40
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na matschi
65
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na Gauntlet
30
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na Meta Critic
19
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na UniqueName
42
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na spatters
15
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na omnilicus
10
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na alemao
10
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na Jellysauce
0
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na novakvt
50
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na piquet
50
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na thatgreatwar
0
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na Trapper
15
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na gelfling
85
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na Persona
15
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na lavos222
6
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My god... I mean, low expectations be damned, this movie blew me away with its unapologetic shittyness... Shot in Vancouver, SET in Vancouver (thanks, KAOS) and is really just poorly-planned action scenes strung together with plot that I assume originated from monkey butts. When I tried to figure out what was going on in the movie, my brain farted.
na KasperL
10
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na DougReese
20
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na Cerebrus
0
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na willbf89
1
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na Atanas
40
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na hozour
80
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na bojanpopic
0
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Below the 0 is not possible. So 0 it is.
na pierrot
25
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na astrakhan
20
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na necom
20
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na jcampos
34
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na otakat
30
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na Fauropitotto
60
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na barfly
25
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na Bunken
0
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Probably one of the worst action movies Ive ever seen. The amount of flaws in this cannot be counted using fingers and toes!
na FrederikA
5
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na what side
40
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na tinythedogg
30
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na robixsmash
20
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na nickabc
55
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na 231
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na brando814
0
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na yoohoo
35
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na alucard
1
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na israndy
75
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na IMDb-byvotes
34
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na bddres68
25
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na grimsooth
10
T1
Apart from one scene, which I call "Lucy Liu vs the Swat team," this movie is horrendous. That scene however is awesome, and if you like martial arts movies should rent it just for that. Fast forward to the fight scene though, the rest of it is simply dreadful.
na cakejunkie
10
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na DaWolfey
12
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The principle problem is that the film is not Ecks Vs Sever. It's Ecks and Sever work together to achieve a mutually beneficial goal - the death of someone else, who we're never really clear on why he's a bad guy or what he wants. There's something about genetics which was apparently important in the last 45 seconds of the film. The fight scenes were like test footage of the Matrix without any of the CGI or quick editing done yet. And most damning of all - somehow they made explosions boring.
na moomoocowsly
1
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na Bryan C.
15
T1
na hellboy76
7
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Ridiculous and insulting film. It tries on literally no level and insults the intelligence of every person who sees it. 7 points to the pyrotechnics team that had to probably put a lot of time info blowing a lot of things up.
na RTomatoes
0
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na EarthlyAlien
20
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na Chavie1982
66
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na cblur21
75
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na corruptelite
19
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85
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na sunamiabe
50
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5
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5
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na goldman2
36
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30
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na Adobe Slats
8
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na Crazy Jack
20
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na Oxide7
65
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na kyle.loomis
2
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na her9238
87
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na autting
5
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na guzintekes
40
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na Bacchanalian
18
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na burak
67
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na Ufkabakan
50
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na madiso
30
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na aarona1c
2
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na nwqt
52
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na DougCollins
80
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na Dufftone
30
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na CarsonWid
24
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na LennyNero
20
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na romanortega
60
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na iMASLAN
63
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na Vafthrudnir
0
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na Cook3777
0
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na Manfy
1
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na Cahadras1
7
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na undinum
0
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na portofmiami
76
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na Enantoiel
15
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na CMQuinn
0
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na forze
64
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na mike615
30
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na leadfoot
20
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na Sush!
25
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na todwarfare
29
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na darthfrede
10
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na RICO99
75
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na tielardurdin
70
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na pr0land
12
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na patrickped
10
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na chaw
0
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na spikestone
30
T1
na mertagabey
1
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na Jeb
0
T1
The worst film ever made in history! Whoever likes this movie should undergo brain surgery. Horrible acting, plot, script, effects and even action! If you could go below 0, I would give it a negative 1000! This movie is that bad! Lucy Liu and Antonio Banderas together in one film? How is that going to work? Antonio and Liu are both horrible actors, and can't act to save their lives! It's just instantly forgettable, and I guarantee you that you'll fall asleep in the opening minutes. Just bad.
na AndreSalles
36
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na Jerky
0
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na electriccafe
5
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na bigloser
66
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na Justin052
35
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na skycycle
4
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na MJVmovieMan
5
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Terrible.
na filmaffinity
34
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na DerGolgo
2
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na skyreduction
15
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na klaser84
20
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na fenixdown
15
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na jimmah7
20
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na martygrant
85
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na thecritics
0
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na Travisbickle
35
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na damil
20
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na Suteupac
35
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na greensoda
20
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na SnakeOnRur
40
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na Bhm
20
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na jkwall
1
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na Peter_Pain
30
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na ZombieBuffet
40
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na Robototron
30
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na nada
10
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na grantbnutt
70
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na unohav_1
45
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na 7azem
80
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na Jaifman
40
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na doomy
2
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na Deadmarsh
20
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na Horizon
60
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na DuaneNeitzel
28
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na Mikado
5
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na torontodog
5
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na TheKandiman
61
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na keskin
30
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na adidawha
39
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na Alex Watkins
20
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James Randi should add describing the plot of this movie to his $1,000,000 challenge contest thing.
na ReSe2k
60
T2
na ozyy
40
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na Lovecraft
5
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na wbgoose13
38
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na Sheldrake
20
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na z0ned0ut
52
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na AceySaid10%
50
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na winbran
1
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na thecynic
67
T3
No - it's not as bad as the critics say. But, no; it isn't at all good either. Lucy Liu and Antonio Banderas fire a lot of guns and blow a lot of things up in a script that doesn't make a lot of sense (why are the FBI in Canada?). Nevertheless, the fight scenes are relatively well done - and while Banderas is wasted, Lucy Liu kick-flipping her way around with a MATRIX knock-off trenchcoat is eminently amusing. Best watched drunk and with friends.
na Llanirev
30
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na toro913
4
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na alexmangx
5
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na John Castro
0
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na zaxer
0
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na oblakoff
35
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na glm
15
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14.750
na Dimjke
32
T1
na kangadoodoo
10
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na Camelman
10
T1
na pillowpants
55
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na kataruna
68
T1
na madderroot
1
T1
na sweevo
40
T1
na PassTheSalt
8
T1
na Corkwis
25
T1
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