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Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002)
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Summary: In the deadly game of international espionage, elite, anonymous operatives wage secret wars for power, information and national security. In a frantic race to obtain an ingenious new assassination device, only two individuals, sworn enemies, have the skill, talent and tenacity to succeed. (Warner Bros.)
Country: Germany, USA
Directed By: Wych Kaosayananda
Written By: Alan B. McElroy
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na matschi
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na Bacchanalian
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na damil
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na nwqt
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na Adobe Slats
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na skycycle
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na Vandelay1
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na jcampos
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na AceySaid10%
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na alucard
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na gavinbennett
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na Jet
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na gsburch
27
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na greensoda
20
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na portofmiami
76
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na KGB
8
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na AkumAPRIME
0
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Honestly, even the super sexiness of the main characters couldn't make me think about watching a second of it again. Utter crap!
na JahRas
3
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na Deadmarsh
20
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na Darbicus
10
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na novakvt
50
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na Coheed
30
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For a director who abbreviates his name to 'Kaos', he makes a pretty mediocre and poorly choreographed action film. It's pretty minor and forgettable, how not to make an action movie or even to create individual action sequences. Only Antonio Banderas seems to have some prescience in this; he looks like he wandered onto the set with a hangover, but his charisma makes it work for the paper-thin character. Aside from that, there are far better films to dig up in this genre.
na ekalsrek
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na kurtcomlf
7
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na anydot
45
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na mike615
30
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na Dufftone
30
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na TheDenizen
10
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What a stinking pile of ass.
na ky_pack35
86
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na pierrot
25
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na EarthlyAlien
20
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na donquixotic
0
T6
na raglits
10
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na WoozyB
20
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The high score is for setting a movie in Vancouver and shooting up the outside of the beatiful public library.
na kataruna
68
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na RAmpersaND
20
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na felipelahm
20
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na Lskywalker
32
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na Cahadras1
7
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na nickv
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na Electronic6
7
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na madderroot
1
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na Cerebrus
0
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na hozour
80
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na alexmangx
5
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na Guerrila
20
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na Akikaze
30
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na cakejunkie
10
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na LeperThundeR
73
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na Alex Watkins
20
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James Randi should add describing the plot of this movie to his $1,000,000 challenge contest thing.
na patrickped
10
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na andymcc
15
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na methad1
10
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na malisa
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na rrho
30
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na Lotheric
0
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na prinzgui
10
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This is truly bad.
na icromaholicx
25
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na mattador
43
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na ColinSchu
43
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na Jolo
39
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na markvincent
10
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na Scarface
30
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na piquet
50
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na Bhm
20
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na dst7175
5
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Some of the worst acting I ever seen by everyone in the whole movie. Horrible!
na BGJ
15
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na Manfy
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na jimmah7
20
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na jetboy
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na Bruce
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na loucypher
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na alemao
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na electriccafe
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na Etheriel
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na carpuzz
30
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na thoth
10
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na wasd06
70
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na John Castro
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na Kilobears
0
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na fenixdown
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na grantbnutt
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na AyssVen
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na bal3x
20
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na wbgoose13
38
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na bigloser
66
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na trafford
10
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na m3tan
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Simplistic: Bullets vs. Humans. Pointing them at the audience would be considered an act of mercy...
na kj2145
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na Bryan C.
15
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na martryn
38
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This movie, I had thought, was going to be badass. It wasn't. It was retarded. I can't even imagine the type of people who would enjoy a movie like this.
na TV+Film-Hub
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na 7azem
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na FrederikA
5
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na spikestone
30
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na martygrant
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na Justin052
35
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na Suteupac
35
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na tielardurdin
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na bulecool
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na smcqueen
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na drw
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na akd
5
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na madiso
30
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na leadfoot
20
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na Jonis
8
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na Bunken
0
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Probably one of the worst action movies Ive ever seen. The amount of flaws in this cannot be counted using fingers and toes!
na thelnie
75
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na Wax
10
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na normalman
3
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How can something with so many explosions be so mind-bogglingly boring?
na Honest_Thief
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na chiefcuster
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na imdb
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na UniqueName
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na DougReese
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na unohav_1
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na nerevar
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na andagh
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lmao. I think the worst part is the faux-Zimmer/Gerrard style music interspersed with the Uwe Boll style heavy metal.
na v21
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na spatters
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na lucasmartins
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na nuotio
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na Hyomil
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na lavos222
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My god... I mean, low expectations be damned, this movie blew me away with its unapologetic shittyness... Shot in Vancouver, SET in Vancouver (thanks, KAOS) and is really just poorly-planned action scenes strung together with plot that I assume originated from monkey butts. When I tried to figure out what was going on in the movie, my brain farted.
na Canguro
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na TheKandiman
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na Matthias99
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A movie that *wanted* to be a videogame but was not actually based on one. Even the videogame spinoff was bad.
na gkyratsos
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na ZombieBuffet
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na JackRyan2014
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na glm
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14.750
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25
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na KasperL
10
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na Enantoiel
15
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na doctor7
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An atrociously bad movie. The plot is retarded and the dialog is horrendous. The action sequences as so awfully shot and put together than what can normally give a bad action movie a moment or two of glory is completely missed here. While I can appreciate a movie as "so bad it's good" this movie goes from "so bad" to "so bad it's awful" to "cinematic cancer" to "cinematic genocide" in the first half hour. Needless to say never, ever see this. It IS just as bad as everyone says.
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na TJ Ximenez
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na goldman2
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na Jeb
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The worst film ever made in history! Whoever likes this movie should undergo brain surgery. Horrible acting, plot, script, effects and even action! If you could go below 0, I would give it a negative 1000! This movie is that bad! Lucy Liu and Antonio Banderas together in one film? How is that going to work? Antonio and Liu are both horrible actors, and can't act to save their lives! It's just instantly forgettable, and I guarantee you that you'll fall asleep in the opening minutes. Just bad.
na thedeadcow
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na iMASLAN
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na DuaneNeitzel
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na IrishCassidy
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na thecritics
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na Sadeceali
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na marsupial
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na jet0425
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na Ardail Smith
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na MJVmovieMan
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Terrible.
na filmaffinity
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na never1and
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na Lovecraft
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na sloucho84
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na thecynic
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No - it's not as bad as the critics say. But, no; it isn't at all good either. Lucy Liu and Antonio Banderas fire a lot of guns and blow a lot of things up in a script that doesn't make a lot of sense (why are the FBI in Canada?). Nevertheless, the fight scenes are relatively well done - and while Banderas is wasted, Lucy Liu kick-flipping her way around with a MATRIX knock-off trenchcoat is eminently amusing. Best watched drunk and with friends.
na ciyakedi
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na tinythedogg
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na SickForay
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na doomy
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na Sush!
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na israndy
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na filmcricket
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na burak
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na rv4175
30
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na tenhas
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na chaw
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na luc
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na safir
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na LennyNero
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na cithen
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na coffee
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na Jerky
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na todwarfare
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na rhinderman
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na Passero
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na hotsake
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na thecedex
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na kangadoodoo
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na Gauntlet
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na dice
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na cthululaw
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na joachimt
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na NyNNyXX
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na PassTheSalt
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na nosyparker
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na bob
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na KramYessev
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This film almost killed me. No joke.
na LmanofMGS3
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na Unsaintly
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na Horizon
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na Jeff
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na pagan
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na Daffy6964
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na willbf89
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na Spunkie
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na mbaran
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na Dustyd
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some nice action and two good performances help this braindead film.
na lodikrad
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na omnilicus
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na burflok
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na her9238
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na xgp1029
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na FincherFan
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na astrakhan
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na Lnemoy
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na Ross
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na jordanlige
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na dreadlord
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na prophecy
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na DaWolfey
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The principle problem is that the film is not Ecks Vs Sever. It's Ecks and Sever work together to achieve a mutually beneficial goal - the death of someone else, who we're never really clear on why he's a bad guy or what he wants. There's something about genetics which was apparently important in the last 45 seconds of the film. The fight scenes were like test footage of the Matrix without any of the CGI or quick editing done yet. And most damning of all - somehow they made explosions boring.
na Cantstopdrew
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na RealMacgyver
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It's amazing that a film with this many explosions is this boring. Possibly because they used more slo mo than all the Matrix movies and the 300 combined. Looks like everyone was in it for the paycheck too as there's no great performances, and the music is kinda crap.
na Yojimbo
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