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Beowulf (1999)
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Summary: A sci-fi update of the famous 6th Century poem. In a beseiged land, Beowulf must battle against the hideous creature the Grendel and his vengeance seeking mother. (imdb)
Genres: Sci-fi, Action, Horror
Country: USA
Directed By: Graham Baker
Written By: Anonymous, Mark Leahy
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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na imdb
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na chmul_cr0n
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wtf is up with the editing? :D
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na Bruce
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na RedLantern91
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na Jehan
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na Zenmidnight
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na thrawn
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na pigpen14
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na metz
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na Tool
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na Svinet
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"A sci-fi update of the famous 6th Century poem." and it turns out that the movie is terrible. Who would have guessed?
na Chelman
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na ZombieBuffet
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na Antagon
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na JohnnyZombie
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na Jinthebandit
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na lockstock
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na pfloyd
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na Crazy Jack
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na Sunniva83
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na BBBD
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We bet you'd hate it! That's exactly right. I really need to learn to read the back of the boxes. "Beowulf" is an excellent story, and it doesn't need a sci-fi remake. "13th Warrior" is a billion percent better movie based on a book influenced by "Beowulf."
na mongo
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na sergicus
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na cranky
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na kristna184
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na shobykid
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na dst7175
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na FullCollapse
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na DougCollins
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na avgcrtckr
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na danrocha
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na critter
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na chiefg
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na slidercc
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only redeeming quality of this movie is Rhona Mitra
na SaulC
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na pvelentz
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na janus
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A cyber-steam-whatever-the-fuck-punk adaptation of Beowulf that is so audaciously trashy that I can't help but love it. Pretty much everything that can go wrong does and you will undoubtedly be laughing your ass off while bashing your head against the nearest hard surface.
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na Touffifou
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na Sandwichlord
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I liked it a lot more than the newer one.
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na jorge
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na 522mlh
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na muutanet
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The Bee Movie! Elevators, bodybags with zipper and all. Sure it's sci-fi and "anything" is accepted, but not in this kind of crap. Bad effects, bad acting, bad script, stupid and monotonous stunts. Five points for "dead man walking" idea.
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na Lord13
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na gse
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except he looks like Fogg... only reason its not a 0
na Veritas
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na corley
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I usualy like movies with this theme, but this is just bad.
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na daffodil907
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na rottentomat
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na MVSCH
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na EvilShoe
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Awesomely awful.
na Vandelay1
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Average Tier 2.54 from 162 Rankings rss