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Beowulf (1999)

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Summary: A sci-fi update of the famous 6th Century poem. In a beseiged land, Beowulf must battle against the hideous creature the Grendel and his vengeance seeking mother. (imdb)
Poster submitted by Gauntlet
Genres: Sci-fi, Action, Horror
Country: USA
Directed By: Graham Baker
Written By: Anonymous, Mark Leahy
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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na johnshaft
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na mayabelle
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na Svinet
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"A sci-fi update of the famous 6th Century poem." and it turns out that the movie is terrible. Who would have guessed?
na kristna184
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na Reatrd
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na disacorns
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na RedLantern91
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na sergicus
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na hercules111
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na mindheart
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na IMDb-byvotes
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na metz
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na luc
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na wmtheta
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na slidercc
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only redeeming quality of this movie is Rhona Mitra
na FR6
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na screentime
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na Sunniva83
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na Bruce
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na goatboy496
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na frogman777
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na wcsae
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na oKoReli
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I usualy like movies with this theme, but this is just bad.
na muutanet
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The Bee Movie! Elevators, bodybags with zipper and all. Sure it's sci-fi and "anything" is accepted, but not in this kind of crap. Bad effects, bad acting, bad script, stupid and monotonous stunts. Five points for "dead man walking" idea.
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except he looks like Fogg... only reason its not a 0
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na coot
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na BBBD
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We bet you'd hate it! That's exactly right. I really need to learn to read the back of the boxes. "Beowulf" is an excellent story, and it doesn't need a sci-fi remake. "13th Warrior" is a billion percent better movie based on a book influenced by "Beowulf."
na madiso
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Awesomely awful.
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na peder
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A cyber-steam-whatever-the-fuck-punk adaptation of Beowulf that is so audaciously trashy that I can't help but love it. Pretty much everything that can go wrong does and you will undoubtedly be laughing your ass off while bashing your head against the nearest hard surface.
na the_censor
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I liked it a lot more than the newer one.
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Average Tier 2.56 from 147 Rankings rss