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Bernie (2012)
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Summary: In small-town Texas, the local mortician strikes up a friendship with a wealthy widow, though when he kills her, he goes to great lengths to create the illusion that she's alive. (imdb)
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Crime
Country: USA
Directed By: Richard Linklater
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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na DigiDan
80
T1
na omglol
70
T5
na RealMacgyver
70
T5
I didn't realise that this was based on a true story so the half talking head, half film combo seemed a bit off at times. After the fact, I just think this was billed wrong as it's a doc with dramatic reconstruction. Jack Black does well in this is a less crazy role that normal BUT because it's him it's a bit hard to fully fall in to the movie. MacLaine is very good, McConaughey excellent. Alright film, but didn't quite land for me.
na IMDb-byvotes
69
T5
na klanc11
86
T9
na msprague
75
T7
Well played by Jack, Matthew, Shirley, and all of the towns folk. Well worth seeing.
na Ross
50
T5
This is made with a mixture of real and fake footage. It is a little boring at times, but an interesting experiment.
na hellabased
50
T1
na kark
35
T2
na Forner
100
T10
na Hamido
70
T6
na NorthSider
72
T7
na mosesismoses
83
T8
na betorocha
75
T6
na VTJoker
70
T5
na Darbicus
65
T6
na Empsall
80
T9
na filmaffinity
57
T4
na c-inea
1
T2
na Hgsoccer5
6
T1
na esayar
78
T4
na garrettpeace
86
T7
na mjf333
75
T4
na Mirelurk
76
T8
na Corganist
77
T6
na cory.nowacky
78
T6
na jonas01radio
80
T6
na jgreenwood
50
T4
na calinki
72
T5
na Richnerd
70
T6
na infimum
40
T1
na diegosdiner
80
T6
na constantine
73
T5
na maddriver52
71
T5
na Peter_Pain
63
T3
na babamots
45
T3
An excellent role for Black whose musical performances are delightful. I was hoping for some solid black humor, but this is a "comedy" because it treats the material lightly; I would only call one scene funny (upselling a casket). It's unfortunate that many of the interviews—which dominate the film—are dull and repetitive.
na gunter
85
T7
na Gladstone
6
T7
na explorer
65
T6
na rickicker
72
T4
Great performances, but once it reaches a certain point there's sort of nowhere else to go.
na Actionberg
75
T7
na TulipBlack
67
T2
na jeff_v
70
T6
na fatalfred
75
T6
na pristina
65
T4
na Axboerg
50
T2
na polanski28
75
T6
na KeanuGrieves
72
T6
na sa1988
90
T9
na strangelime
90
T8
na DougieD
65
T3
A decent mockumentary/courtroom drama hybrid that has great acting from Jack Black and Matthew McConaughey. The story is really hard to believe because it's so absurd, yet I was shocked to find out it was a true story.
na eats-almonds
86
T6
na hotdishtv
75
T2
na jecca06
80
T5
na Digger
85
T9
na dewall
71
T6
na SirRobbie
70
T6
Black was great [his best, no question] but the real star for me was McConaughey [never thought I'd see the day].
na ChristianB
65
T3
na Supes
75
T4
An interesting wikipedia page does not make a interesting film.
na mishas
87
T8
na cdalepirate
80
T9
na Daffy6964
80
T6
na Merc
60
T2
na Revolutiono
7
T6
na weirdyoda
74
T4
na spider_7
60
T3
na jjrocketman
76
T6
na madadude
80
T8
na b4con
70
T3
na kokirijazz
3
T4
na kalaba
6
T1
na Pingy
88
T6
na Cyberedge
70
T5
na lamport
62
T6
na Brettabaket
88
na JEMN
70
T6
na Jesus123
67
T7
na zzzDr
88
T8
na Electronic6
80
T7
na stimes19
90
T6
na ajdm
47
T3
na asdf83sdhf
9
T1
na flowing
7
T1
na Upton
60
T7
na joshpatton
82
T6
na george.96
74
T5
na entrapmen
60
T4
na DTI
77
T4
na teckgecko
60
T2
Jack Black is surprisingly restrained and I've enjoyed some of Linklater's work, but this did very little for me. It didn't seem to have much suspense, and the real-life DA may be right that an actual murder isn't great fodder for a dark comedy, but after reading Linklater saying "it reads boring [...] but they'll be funny characters.[...] I could just imagine the accents." I think maybe I just don't appreciate silly-sounding speech enough.
na quatsch
70
T6
na sandri
85
T7
na WWallce4prez
70
T5
If Texas accents, slightly effeminate men, and Jack Black's mustache make you laugh, then Bernie is the film for you.
na hellboy76
68
T7
na MovieCrazy21
43
T3
na cmiles
70
T6
na avgcrtckr
59
T6
na onuryilyang
78
T7
na PepeCamello
50
T4
na SignalsJerry
85
T6
na Tjekhov
70
T7
McConaughey DOESN*T take his shirt off? What a waste of time.
na gemtea
75
T5
na njjohn10
77
T8
na david99
5
T4
na lirpa42983
50
T3
na cruelclown
65
T5
na CMQuinn
8
T8
na andresg
70
T5
na eddof13
75
T6
na Gooner
3
T6
na sonique
64
T5
na disconnected
83
T10
Jesus, what an extraordinarily fascinating film. It has a hell of a lot to say about human behaviour and you don't even need to pay close attention to pick up on it.
na Prof. Sebby
60
T4
na stubbs7
86
T9
na Jellonajenni
79
T6
na akjn
75
T6
na filmcave
74
T5
na pvelentz
80
T6
na kylefilms
75
T8
na mattytron
90
T9
na yaisog
70
T7
na Kusanagi
85
T9
Went in without much research thinking this would be a run of the mill dark comedy and was flabbergasted when the credits rolled. Excellent performances all around (not that McConaughey hasn't played a lawyer before), I believe this may be my favorite of Jack Black's in particular.
na drummerx357
90
T8
na waqar
75
T8
na xzf620
80
T4
na IronMAN
40
T1
na brofest
84
T8
na gtsnuggler
3
T6
na jesperhp
80
T9
Nice to see a comedy where you don't just laugh on two and four!
na synweap
52
T5
na pillowpants
65
T4
na Budhisattva
72
T3
na Guillaume
76
T6
na topichtennis
80
T7
na Evolution
72
T5
na Kramer
94
T9
na djizuz
55
T3
na robbbbbie
68
T4
na Dogubomb
50
T6
na kleshikuh
83
T9
na ResIpsa
84
T9
na timmo
80
T5
Jack Black's best acting yet, with a really interesting -- if occasionally clunky -- story.
na Jehan
50
T3
na Milfadoodle
50
T8
na DalekCritic
93
T8
na Minimac
66
T5
na daystron7
56
T6
na halkas
60
T6
na afail
85
T8
na Void
2
T6
na Achk
5
T4
na nicks112
71
T4
na lweismantel
90
T8
na Kaptajnen
75
T7
na Piglet
70
T7
na corc79
6
T6
na janus
80
T8
Linklater brings East Texas to life with documentary-style interviews. Black disappears into his role and makes us love cold-blooded murderer Bernie Tiede as much as the citizens of Carthage did. McConaughey is a bit much; MacLaine maybe not quite bitchy enough.
na rydmcalboy
90
T9
na IsaacFord
92
T9
na dst7175
63
T5
na Xzlu
8
T8
na TjlMovFrks23
80
T7
an enjoyable dramedy based on true stories.what makes "Bernie" exciting is how good the satire can be toward small town people. the story was told in such manner which has made it more interesting to see.nevertheless, it conveys Jack Black ability as both comedian and Actor. indeed,he could carried it really well. Mathew McConaughey also help out light up the movie with his usual charms.also with the always welcome Shirley Macline. with good satires and likeable cast, "Bernie" is worth a wat
na macab
70
T6
na WalkenRoll
80
T8
Jack Black's best performance by far - who would have believed that he can actually act! an interesting true story done in an very effective way.
na Clark Nova
99
T10
na JuanDuring
3
T5
na mxr110
60
T5
na gimmefiction
65
T5
na grodrig1
79
T6
na Joey_Washout
82
T8
na mtarvus
12
T2
na myfavchords
78
T6
Jack Black is great in this movie. This is a different role for Black and he really excels with it. The story is simple but fascinating, based on real events. The main reason to watch the film is Black's performance. There are also some funny moments with the towns people characters in the movie.
na ugur
4
T3
na T3hJohnson
95
T9
na Ayizan
87
T6
na AAAutin
55
T7
na sofielykke
75
T7
na funkydame
15
T5
na Simon M.
85
T8
na witzelsucht
8
T6
na mullacc
65
T7
na Alex Watkins
75
T6
A very amusing, if not laugh-out-loud funny, comedy, with an interesting twist. It's curious to examine a community where a man could blatantly commit murder and be more or less given a pass because of his stature and likability, and the cruelty of his victim. Jack Black commits to the wholesomeness of Bernie, rather than trying to give him a creepy edge; it comes naturally anyway. Also, 2012: Year of Matthew McConaughey.
na aipohaku
82
T9
na Dalen_Quaice
70
T9
na babaracus
85
T8
na Johnny Logic
82
T7
na sergebarber
70
T8
na Evan D
70
T3
na AlleyLights2
63
T5
na konrad401
60
T2
na jonnykungfu
70
T6
na saganlives
90
T7
Not at all the kind of film I was expecting. Jack Black is surprisingly mellow and Matt McConaughey keeps his shirt on. I was pleasantly surprised how engaging it was.
na annie
35
T2
na Skerringer
83
T10
na PurpleCow17
75
T7
na Jerky
55
T7
na mattnawrocki
75
T6
na Rozno
85
T7
na tinysausage
70
T5
na otekiadam
70
T6
na chiphall72
93
T10
na bharath
75
T8
The movie is a really enjoyable movie. Jack Black does a wonderful role of playing the lead character Bernie. Shirley MacLaine does a good job as well. The movie will charm you the way Bernie charmed the town of Carthage. A must see movie.
na willow
40
T3
na lagartazul
80
T5
na Hipsteresque
80
T6
na oracle2b
60
T3
na jarmsterd68
93
T9
na Alan_Laidlaw
71
T5
na Ram0n
73
T6
na Onesimus
69
T5
na PFish
55
T3
na graveyardtan
70
T4
Great set up that falls apart in it's third act.
na Meta Critic
75
T9
na Gordon Cole
85
T8
na goldman2
69
T4
na clocks
87
T8
na mdruskin
79
T7
na Manfy
83
T9
na Gopherguy
78
T7
na jixby
85
T7
na JJJames
91
T9
na scanoni
70
T6
na bupp
75
T7
na riseoffall
57
T5
na ralexwr
76
T8
na Kel
75
T7
na nlacasse
80
T5
na BramSterling
85
T9
Bernie is a great film, and should definitely be seen. The directing, the acting, the writing - all of it adds up to make a very thought-provoking and unique, yet not completely humorless, film.
na sid
80
T8
na alecec24
75
T6
na Leonardis
82
T7
Bernie is a strange silly little dark comedy. I was impressed with the acting, mainly MacLaine, McConaughy and even Jack Black's performance.
na firecat_212
87
T7
na ROSBB
4
T3
na aaronwhat
80
T6
na jimmyjazz
75
T7
na AsherFord
81
T10
na jeanfr
84
T4
na tinythedogg
80
T9
na Warren
76
T4
na NRM02
65
T8
na cambelboy
74
T7
na chmul_cr0n
76
T8
Cool stuff. :D Fun. :) Very cool idea, great characters. McConaughey with one his best performances in this one. LOVED the tie wipe. :D:D:D Jack Black obviously being really cool as well.
na kerolayn
74
T4
na wetwillies
90
T7
Movie 1200. Viewed August 22, 2012. Linklater's portrait of small-town East Texas life sets this apart from other quirky black comedies and instead puts it in the realm of great film. This is probably Jack Black's best performance, too.
na bones_r
60
T4
na AaronMartin
84
T10
na luisferreira
68
T5
na Snazz
40
T2
na jeffayle
70
T6
na AVclub
9
T9
na damil
75
T8
I really wasn’t sure about this film for the first half. There was just a lot of set-up of the character of Bernie and it took a while for the real plot to kick in. I guess I was expecting it to be more of a straight-up comedy too, but while it has some funny moments, it’s not really a comedy. I thought the second half was really good. It posed some interesting moral questions and opinions. Jack Black was fantastic - it was definitely one of his best performances.
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