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Bitch Slap (2009)

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Summary: In this contemporary take on the exploitation genre, three well-endowed women - a stripper, an assassin, and a businesswoman - try to take a villain for all he's worth.
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Country: USA
Directed By: Rick Jacobson
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na SlantMag
10
T1
"If the film's half-baked salaciousness feels merely risible, its slapdash screenplay and cheapo look make it something that its generic forbearers rarely were: boring." - Matthew Connolly
na labballin24
40
T1
na lebnof
55
T5
na Daffy6964
78
T5
So bad, it was entertaining.
na metz
70
T9
Overly superb
na ozgurbond41
65
T1
na chiefg
25
T2
na aliekber
75
T7
na funkyfender
40
T1
na megalixer
5
T1
na spacefloh
31
T1
eng; [Bitch Slap]; drei frauen - eine stripperin, eine geschäftsfrau und eine killerin - sollen einen verbrecher stellen, der eine bombe gestohlen hat.;
na Mouse
0
T1
na mlpgaffney
35
T1
Interesting visuals, at least 1 hot chick (Julia Voth), recognizable actors from Xena and Hercules (but no Bruce Campbell? Outrageous!!), and, well, that's just about it. The story is retarded, convoluted and confusing. The villians are beyond ridiculous. The acting, even for a B-Movie is atrocious - particularly "Camaro" who acts like she has the physical form of Tourette's and is always twitching and making stupid faces. If you like Russ Meyers movies, you'll probably like this.
na Nadia Lee
10
T1
na deeopey
75
T6
na tedrock
50
T4
na lvlr
4
T3
Imagine a porno with a grade a cast and crew. This is a perfect porno with fight scenes and great cinematography, good locations, hot, hot chicks. And everyone gets to set and the girls decided they don't want to take their cloths off, but just run around in bikinis and do porno things with porno quality dialog. This is that film.
na unusuall
62
T4
na hazelhawks
85
T10
na The Dane
0
T1
Balls.. I'd rather get punched in the nutsack than watching this movie again. Not even those hot ass chicks is able to give this movie any points from my side.
na exg_study08
80
T5
na Nroo
1
T1
If the film stopped pretending it had integrity and actually became pornography, I *might* have enjoyed it a bit more.
na Invi
80
T7
na Mesacer
60
T2
na aselonen
40
T1
na pascally
4
T1
na Killfast37
25
T1
na DrewTheDude
50
T5
Despite being utterly trashy in every conceivable way... I find it hard to hate this movie. While it's definitely not objectively good, there is so much trailer trash in this movie and so many ridiculous moments in its plot that it's hard not to sit back and laugh at how inconceivable it all is. It was an absolute joy to sit back and try to figure out what overly dumb and over the top bullshit they'd pull next. Totally recommended!
na irend812
40
T2
na filmaffinity
39
T1
na Lilja
20
T1
na princemuchao
73
T6
na begoniabol
8
T2
2 days ago: I watched this movie. 3 seconds ago: I started writing this review. 1 day and 22 hours ago: I was impressed by the ending of this movie, the amount of explosions was quite hilarious
na retsxlif
29
T1
na NELLY
13
T1
na goatboy496
30
T1
na gelfling
80
T2
na Wintersun48
65
T3
na BaardPiraat
45
T1
na bizarre_eye
42
T2
na Luvsgit
80
T5
na mostafah
30
T1
na Kojiless
25
T1
The epitome of warped American bible-belt values. The director isn't afraid to have a head explode onto the camera lens, fill the script with profanity, and even toss in a few lesbian love scenes, but for some unfathomable reason, refuses to have any of the 3 leads show any skin. The opening credits are the best part of this wanna-be tarantino flick.
na rothkochapel
25
T1
na JohnSandwich
10
T1
na schilders
3
T2
na Barthalen
42
T3
Absolutely, indefensibly terrible... but, you know, sometimes you just want to watch a movie with bouncing bosoms, hilariously stupid plot twists and a Kevin Sorbo cameo. Just a shame that it's not really sleazy enough.
na hadimbj
0
T1
na bernardobrum
45
T1
hey Rick Jacobson, you AREN'T Rodriguez or Meyer. but by the way, nice exposure of ba-donka-donks!
na bermudez
20
T2
na jacman80
10
T1
na Etopal
13
T1
na Meta Critic
19
T1
na alexandroid
50
T1
na Ritsu
70
T2
na IMDb-byvotes
47
T1
na mindheart
98
T9
na Ross
30
T3
The movie should be stupid fun. But the fun part is neglected. However Julia Voth is insanely hot and this makes the movie almost bearable.
na abesempire
80
T2
na Snazz
30
T1
na Tds4a
16
T1
Bitch Slap thinks it's a hilarious pastiche of Russ Meyer's films (particularly Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill!), but it's merely misogynist and irritating. The Sin City-esque green-screen backgrounds are painful to look at. As for the plot, well, actually, the plot is clever and intricate and actually no I have no idea what actually happened.
na pixiedoll
50
T3
na chemical404
18
T1
If you like anything about Russ Meyer or Japanese bad girls movies from the 70's, you will probably dislike this failed attempt to imitate as much as I did. Or if you like boobs in slo-mo and loud music in your movies, you'll find this one great. Either way, Bitch Slap is cinematic trash, hardly worth any attention.
na DarkCloud
30
T1
na panzerwolf
20
T1
Like porn, but without the sex. It did have it's funny moments and gratuitous amount of boobs, but still failed to be as brainlessly fun as (I assume) it was supposed to be.
na MCR
19
T1
na Scarface
60
T4
na JimiQ
75
T3
na Bruce
70
T8
na doctor7
46
T3
Much better than I expected to be honest, however I expected absolute trash. Oddly enough the film itself isn't sexiest and really reminds me of the work of Russ Meyer. The women are in power in this film, men are easily manipulated and can only over-power the women when they are in groups. As a film it's not very impressive. The plot is told backwards in order to try and give a false sense of depth. On the plus side, the women in it are smokin'.
na tef
0
T1
Porn is better.
na muutanet
11
T2
Now that Robert Rodriguez led the way, everybody's thinking they can do the same. This is not the first, nor the last attempt to reanimate bitchploitation movies. Erin was the only bitch who tried to act. Some extra points for chicks, but lots of slaps on a face for output. The best part of the movie was beginning titles.
na JahRas
19
T1
na Adalon
40
T2
na korbenPL
33
T3
na jetboy
50
T1
na imdb
46
T2
na Piglet
60
T4
Great title-sequence with homages to exploitation and other revenge movies. Great looking women as well, but oh so ridiculous.
na Indy
30
T1
na ppk
85
T9
na eddof13
55
T1
na micah
35
T1
A movie that tries SO hard to be Tarantino but gets so many things wrong along the way. Worthless, though the cameos from Kevin Sorbo and Lucy Lawless are amusing.
na Tweedale
1
T1
na corruptelite
19
T1
na raglits
18
T1
na Siltem
20
T1
na Darko
23
T3
Bad Movie
na CH866
55
T1
na MovieMan
36
T3
In keeping with the film's giddy superficiality, what's revealed is a series of sexy poses passed off as character depth. All the backstabbing, shifting alliances and dark motives are held together by adolescent, innuendo-laden dialogue and thick Sapphic overtones.
na nuotio
20
T1
na weirdyoda
65
T2
Vastly more entertaining than it really deserves to be.
na tearsofash
40
T2
Doesn't even do a good job of being a 'bad film'. Too polished. Kevin Sorbo cameo for the win, though.
na kubodegelo
50
T2
na astrakhan
80
T8
Trash. Glorious, delicious trash.
na Maps
1
T1
na iMarchine
0
T1
na Difontaine
60
T4
It's almost certainly sexist in some way, there are various flaws, it's somewhat blatant and yet and yet and yet... The spirit is in the right place. I know I should be giving it a low score but the girls are hot, the fight sequences work and it knows it's daft without being too knowing. Plus I liked America Olivo's wide-eyes-waaaay-over-the-top style.
na LordofDance
15
T1
na ZombieBuffet
50
T3
Just like the strippers they cast in the movie... fun to watch (for a while), but absolutely no substance.
na SirVasil
35
T3
na lostinlodos
88
T9
Despite the slow start, not a half bad film, the good in the second half. It's rather difficult to follow and may take a few viewings to figure it out, but that's part of the allure of this film.
na dst7175
10
T1
The movie sells itself with boobs, yet it never shows any nudity except a quick shot of some random stripper. Also poor script and long overdone fight scenes. But this girls are hot as hell.
na muzak66
13
T1
"How do you know who i am? Im an afishionado of your ass"
na Jirzzy87
70
T5
na cranky
13
T1
Just if you want to watch some boobs and sticked out asses. One or two hot scenes for those disappointed of the action. Funny just for a while. Avoid!
na twincinema
50
T4
na jamesdepaolo
36
T3
This was a cheap attempt at trying to do a Russ Meyer movie in the Sin City planet. I liked the yo yo...That was cool, and some of the backstory which did dominate the majority of the movie was decent...worth a rental...maybe
na woofat
45
T1
na Andreas
15
T1
na ldsix
12
T1
Average Tier 2.46 from 110 Rankings rss