Blood, tits and pretentious shits like SIR BEN KINGSLEY and Michael Madsen. Hilarious dialogue, inconsistent special effects and terrible fight scenes all make this a very rewarding film experience.

If you want to experience Bloodrayne, stab yourself in the head, instead; it's cheaper, and takes less time. I'm pretty sure every actor in this movie wished they'd done it, too.

This movie's only redeeming quality is a 30 second sex scene.

There's a certain level of bad you can only get from an Uwe Boll movie. I don't know what's more baffling: That he continues to get funding to rape video game franchises, or that he keeps getting major actors to be in his crapfests.

So bad its good.

It looked like they were using toy swords through the whole movie...

Not Boll's worst, but this movie still sucks. Bad choreography, boring plot, shitty dialogue. BloodRayne gives you pain! Booo

BloodRayne is not a good movie, but you can enjoy it regardless. I know that I ended up having a decent time with it, and if you enjoy B-movies or if you just want a film to laugh at with some buddies, this might be for you. It has laughable acting, a terrible script, a ton of blood, moderately entertaining action scenes, and while it may not be a direct translation from the video game sharing the same title, that shouldn't matter to anyone.

This was the most gawd-awful movie I have ever seen.

This is absolutely awful movie. It's not bad in a good way (e.g. it being bad makes it interesting through "what the fuck is going on" -moments), it's just nothing and serves no purpose. Like a really shoddy episode of Hercules or Xena or something.

one more uwe boll movie that makes videogames look like they're unplayable. i respect his intentions, but he just doesn't have the ability to carry them out.

Play the video game. Its better.

Uwe Boll's finest hour. Michael Madsen stands out like a sore thumb though.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Bloodrayne the video game character wore black chaps over red tights with a black bikini bottom over that. This character wears baggy leather pants that suggest, ever so slightly, the above description, but with an inseam two inches too long. Before Mom Jeans, there were Mom Trousers. Not caring about sexy ladies and their scanty clothing, you must understand how bad the costuming offense is to get even my feathers ruffled.

I enjoyed this film alot, and that surprises me after Uwe's previous film Alone in the Dark. Yeah it is cheesy, poorly written and the editing is horrible, but this film has a certain charm which makes it an entertainer in my opinion, the only thing which can make this film unwatchable is Michael Madsen, who delivered the worst performance I have had the misfortune of seeing in many years, he should be ashamed, bad script or not, he really sunk to an all time low in this film, and I am not a fa

This is truly an awful movie. From terrible dialogue, one-dimensional characters, and a plot and motivations that make no sense, this is horribleness of epic proportions. The sex scene that takes place in the movie is simply for the purpose of seeing Kristanna Loken naked. Seriously, there is no reason for it at all, no character relationships, nothing. The incidental music soundtrack sounds like little more than a chimpanzee making a half-hearted attempt to bang out "Chop Sticks" on a keyboard.

It's an Uwe Boll movie.

I only saw the last five minutes of this, but I'm comfortable with my rating.

Seriously, one of the worst movies I have seen. That says a lot

Meat Loaf is a vamp, Kristanna reveals her boobs, and it's based on a game....I hope you know what your in for.

"Less pleasurable than the throbbing bladder pain begat by too much movie theater soda, BloodRayne ably continues Uwe Boll's indisputable reign as the worst filmmaker on the planet." - Nick Schager

Horrible, but lovely at the same time. I love vampire movies.

Abysmal effects, weak storyline - moderately decent acting. Can't make soup out of a mud puddle and a good pot, can you?

Udo Kier, Michael Paré, Rodriguez, Zane, Madsen, Kinsley, Loken, Geraldine Chaplin. Hmmm... Lots of positive B movie values.