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BloodRayne

BloodRayne

2006
Fantasy, Action
1h 35m
BloodRayne takes you to another place and time to experience a world where good and evil battle it out -- with mankind as the very prize. (Romar Entertainment)
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BloodRayne

2006
Fantasy, Action
1h 35m
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Rated 14 Aug 2007
10
5th
Kristanna Loken is attractive and we get to see her breasts. Aside from that there is nothing good about this movie. At all.
Rated 06 Jul 2009
100
0th
so yeah, FUCKIN awesome of this. gore galore, one of my new age art masterpeaces..
Rated 04 Jan 2021
61
12th
Maybe it helps to have had incredibly low expectations. I'm not saying this isn't bad, but it's not the worst? I mean presumably teen boys (preferably with ADHD) would enjoy this & there are several (often miscast) professional actors (in bad wigs) on screen. It's the opposite of slow - never have I seen a movie jet past its material so quickly that no emotion is allowed to breathe or seep in. Characters speak in exposition & things happen. It's like a movie edited down to its outline/treatment.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
20
2nd
For Kristanna's boobs and BILLY ZANE AND MEAT LOAF!
Rated 15 Oct 2007
0
1st
If you want to experience Bloodrayne, stab yourself in the head, instead; it's cheaper, and takes less time. I'm pretty sure every actor in this movie wished they'd done it, too.
Rated 25 Jun 2008
55
9th
Correct me if I'm wrong, but Bloodrayne the video game character wore black chaps over red tights with a black bikini bottom over that. This character wears baggy leather pants that suggest, ever so slightly, the above description, but with an inseam two inches too long. Before Mom Jeans, there were Mom Trousers. Not caring about sexy ladies and their scanty clothing, you must understand how bad the costuming offense is to get even my feathers ruffled.
Rated 02 Aug 2008
0
2nd
Meat Loaf is a vamp, Kristanna reveals her boobs, and it's based on a game....I hope you know what your in for.
Rated 18 Aug 2012
1
12th
boobs and gore. It's amazing how poor this movie is, really bad direction
Rated 18 Aug 2012
16
19th
Not Boll's worst, but this movie still sucks. Bad choreography, boring plot, shitty dialogue. BloodRayne gives you pain! Booo
Rated 16 Dec 2006
15
0th
This movie's only redeeming quality is a 30 second sex scene.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
4
1st
I only saw the last five minutes of this, but I'm comfortable with my rating.
Rated 16 Sep 2007
20
1st
Really bad movie with some nice nudity. I usually don't point out nudity in films, but this movie is so bad....that is all there was to praise.
Rated 22 Mar 2008
30
2nd
Uwe Boll is a god among men.
Rated 09 Oct 2008
10
6th
10 POINTS FOR KRISTANNA LOKEN LOOKING GOOD.
Rated 27 Apr 2009
6
0th
It's not the worst movie I've seen.
Rated 20 Aug 2009
0
0th
Seriously, one of the worst movies I have seen. That says a lot
Rated 18 Jan 2010
6
35th
Not a bad film to watch if you have no taste, no class, and no options.
Rated 12 Feb 2010
9
1st
The best thing about this movie was the look of distant horror on Ben Kingsley's face, like he was trying to imagine how he got from Ghandi and Sexy Beast to here.
Rated 15 Nov 2010
20
4th
20 points for Michael Madsen's hair.
Rated 28 Sep 2011
9
0th
There's a certain level of bad you can only get from an Uwe Boll movie. I don't know what's more baffling: That he continues to get funding to ruin video game franchises, or that he keeps getting major actors to be in his crapfests.
Rated 16 Jun 2013
15
1st
This is truly an awful movie. From terrible dialogue, one-dimensional characters, and a plot and motivations that make no sense, this is horribleness of epic proportions. The sex scene that takes place in the movie is simply for the purpose of seeing Kristanna Loken naked. Seriously, there is no reason for it at all, no character relationships, nothing. The incidental music soundtrack sounds like little more than a chimpanzee making a half-hearted attempt to bang out "Chop Sticks" on a keyboard.
Rated 20 Jun 2013
15
4th
The scene with Meatloaf surrounded by naked women featured prostitutes instead of actors because Boll wanted to save money. That probably tells you all you need to know about the passion behind this film, which is why it lacks that certain charm and earnestness that allows a film like Plan 9 or Miami Connection to be enjoyable. There are moments of fun in this thanks to hammy acting from Misters Loaf and Zane, but mostly it comes across as cynical and pointless as most of Boll's career.
Rated 04 Jan 2016
18
1st
So many good actors in the film ... and one shitty director. Uwe Boll should get knocked the fuck out.
Rated 08 Jan 2007
17
2nd
Uwe Boll's finest hour. Michael Madsen stands out like a sore thumb though.
Rated 07 Feb 2007
20
6th
..guess why the 20 points!?! yeah! splatter and of course tittis
Rated 26 Apr 2007
0
6th
This is absolutely awful movie. It's not bad in a good way (e.g. it being bad makes it interesting through "what the fuck is going on" -moments), it's just nothing and serves no purpose. Like a really shoddy episode of Hercules or Xena or something.
Rated 31 May 2007
3
0th
I really liked how a bunch of time was spent re-capping the entire movie right at the end. That was fun.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
5
9th
5 points for the boobs of the hot BloodRayne chick, everything else sucks and Uwe Boll can't make a movie.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
0
2nd
no more uwe! we give up
Rated 14 Aug 2007
20
20th
awful
Rated 14 Aug 2007
44
19th
Not the best movie I've ever seen but certainty far from the worst! Yes, the acting was generally disappointing, especially Loken (awful), but 'disappointing' more than 'poor' because it's the script not the acting that's the real villain of the piece. The plot is not bad (if a little daft), the CGI is adequate, the action is better than the average B-Movie, the gore is gory, the naked women were very pretty and the ubiquitous sex scene (that did seem to appear from nowhere) was nicely done.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
10
1st
Dr Bowl is on a roll.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
70
11th
It looked like they were using toy swords through the whole movie...
Rated 14 Aug 2007
1
1st
It's an Uwe Boll movie.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
65
51st
I enjoyed this film alot, and that surprises me after Uwe's previous film Alone in the Dark. Yeah it is cheesy, poorly written and the editing is horrible, but this film has a certain charm which makes it an entertainer in my opinion, the only thing which can make this film unwatchable is Michael Madsen, who delivered the worst performance I have had the misfortune of seeing in many years, he should be ashamed, bad script or not, he really sunk to an all time low in this film, and I am not a fa
Rated 14 Aug 2007
0
6th
Play the video game. Its better.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
1
1st
another horrible uwe boll production.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
20
3rd
Oh boy was that bad, Ewe Bolle really knows how to tear everything apart.
Rated 19 Aug 2007
10
11th
Uwe Boll is fit to direct, at best, porn flics (and I bet he still couldn't get it right). Otherwise 10pts for boobies.
Rated 15 Dec 2007
3
2nd
Abysmal effects, weak storyline - moderately decent acting. Can't make soup out of a mud puddle and a good pot, can you?
Rated 02 Mar 2008
2
16th
Absolutely hilarious! I [heart] Meat Loaf ze vampire.
Rated 28 Apr 2008
24
8th
While not tragically bad this movie doesn't live up to even the low standards of the genre. The lack of story, narrative hook, and terrible choreography are disappointing as once again someone gets an interesting concept and universe for a vampire movie, then drops a steaming pile on it.
Rated 03 May 2008
20
4th
10 points for vampire theme and 10 points for Michael Paré tits. Beside that 0 for acting, 0 for action scenes and 0 for story.
Rated 02 Jun 2008
46
6th
One more Uwe Boll movie that makes video games look like they're unplayable. I respect his intentions, but he just doesn't have the ability to carry them out.
Rated 02 Jun 2008
3
1st
Too much blood. I couldn't get past the first 5 minutes.
Rated 16 Jun 2008
63
12th
Horrible, but lovely at the same time. I love vampire movies.
Rated 18 Jun 2008
3
3rd
Plenty of gore and, for some utterly incomprehensible reason, a few big names in the cast. None of it helps, because of the sluggish pace of everything from plot to fight sequences and the usual Boll-errors. That man can't do anything right, it seems.
Rated 19 Oct 2008
55
26th
Blood, tits and pretentious shits like SIR BEN KINGSLEY and Michael Madsen. Hilarious dialogue, inconsistent special effects and terrible fight scenes all make this a very rewarding film experience.
Rated 18 Dec 2008
4
4th
It's such a simple concept. Hot vampire fights nazis! How do you screw that up?
Rated 19 Apr 2009
0
0th
This was the most gawd-awful movie I have ever seen.
Rated 25 Apr 2009
30
6th
Much better than most of the Boll movies. Perfect for a lame movie night.
Rated 22 Jun 2009
14
8th
Bad Movie
Rated 23 Jul 2009
32
18th
In terms of plot, acting, and style (in this case the repression of style), this is Uwe Boll's best movie. The ending almost works, and there is only one major loose end in the story, which is that I don't know what happens to that vampire who was a relative of Michelle Rodriguez. However, this is more depressing than Postal and less entertaining than In The Name of The King. But if there was a Uwe Boll movie which equals the middle echelon of Hollywood actions films, it is this one.
Rated 30 Oct 2009
61
51st
Udo Kier, Michael Paré, Rodriguez, Zane, Madsen, Kinsley, Loken, Geraldine Chaplin. Hmmm... Lots of positive B movie values.
Rated 25 Jan 2010
40
3rd
I could stand it ... well that's all
Rated 26 Jan 2010
39
15th
ger; [BloodRayne]; eine halbvampierin will den regierenden vampierfürsten ausschalten, dazu benötigt sie jedoch mehrere magische arktefakte, welche auch der fürst sucht.;
Rated 27 May 2010
65
44th
So bad its good.
Rated 21 Sep 2010
16
10th
ser ti minutter og lukker - hver gang
Rated 11 Nov 2010
5
2nd
"Less pleasurable than the throbbing bladder pain begat by too much movie theater soda, BloodRayne ably continues Uwe Boll's indisputable reign as the worst filmmaker on the planet." - Nick Schager
Rated 01 Jul 2011
17
5th
Ten times better than the other Boll movies I've seen, at least in the sense that it looks alright and the dialogue is a bit more flowery. Still not any good.
Rated 21 Aug 2011
1
0th
Utter garbage, only watched it because I love Meat Loaf and he was wonderful in it all else was trash.
Rated 22 Jan 2012
29
7th
Why do people always have to makes movies out of games I love? Why can't they make shitty movies out of shitty franchises like Call of Duty...although I suppose someone already did with Act of Valor. Similar to the remake of "Day the Earth Stood Still", insulting to the source material but great cameos/partial cast.
Rated 24 Jul 2012
50
47th
BloodRayne is not a good movie, but you can enjoy it regardless. I know that I ended up having a decent time with it, and if you enjoy B-movies or if you just want a film to laugh at with some buddies, this might be for you. It has laughable acting, a terrible script, a ton of blood, moderately entertaining action scenes, and while it may not be a direct translation from the video game sharing the same title, that shouldn't matter to anyone.
Rated 11 Aug 2012
30
5th
The ensemble is difficult to resist, but all in all it's uninteresting material and Boll and his cast don't pretend otherwise.
Rated 07 Apr 2013
15
5th
Missing in action: Kristanna.L's right boob; for the rest of this - I've seen worse. *Preview*: #13#, exp-1*, popcorn, story, (cast), R2.
Rated 28 Jul 2013
2
1st
Oh boy. What a stinker. With the universal mark of quality of Meat Loaf. Everyone is shouting all the time for no reason.
Rated 23 Aug 2013
12
1st
Even a fine actor like Ben Kingsley feels like an amateur when exposed to Uwe Boll's hopeless directing.
Rated 22 Dec 2013
4
0th
BloodRayne is an absurd sword-and-sorcery vid-game adaptation from schlock-maestro Uwe Boll, featuring a distinguished (and slumming) cast.
Rated 07 Jun 2014
50
14th
It's okay once. Has nice girls and some fun moments.
Rated 11 Feb 2015
30
8th
A truly enjoyable bad film, particularly in the director's cut format where you get to see the crazy-as-shit extended ending montage.
Rated 22 Mar 2015
10
2nd
Besides the cast, there's not much in this film.
Rated 12 Sep 2015
90
39th
In 18th century Romania, Rayne (a girl with a human mother and vampire father) possesses superhuman strength but a soft side for humans. She decides to find her vampire father who is the powerful vampire Kagan. On her journey, she is befriended by two vampire hunters and learns that there are three Talisman organs--a heart, an eye and a rib from her ancestor vampire, Beliarwhich Kagan covets, that will make him so powerful that he will throw the earth into darkness and vampires will rule foreve
Rated 14 Apr 2017
50
46th
I love you, Ube Woll.
Rated 08 Sep 2017
12
5th
Nonsensical, even for a Uwe Boll joint. And a final scene that isn't bad so much as mind-shatteringly baffling.
Rated 24 Dec 2017
71
80th
Seriously one of the most under-rated movies ever. Come on, really a 2.9/10 on IMDB as i'm writing this, if that is what you think you don't watch a lot of movies as there is far worse out there. The film is generally well made and certainly has a good flow to it. The effects are good without using too much CG. The acting is very good, this is one of the best roles Loken has ever performed. So, if you haven't seen it forget what the sheep masses say and give it a whirl, it's entertaining.
Rated 05 Jul 2018
100
94th
A true trashterpiece.
Rated 15 Sep 2018
18
4th
Take a look at the cast.
Rated 03 Feb 2019
3
2nd
i don't quite remember much about it
Rated 11 Oct 2022
35
13th
Most of Uwe Boll's movies are dogshit and this was no exception.
Rated 01 Nov 2022
1
4th
Some actresses in this thing seem like sex trafficking victims.
Rated 07 Nov 2022
0
0th
Pretty stacked cast and you can tell they are definitely really caring about the movie so much…… I dunno I don’t know much about Boll except for the one movie I saw that was actually kinda enjoyable in its shtick and that he fought a critic. This movie is just excruciating.

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