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Boa vs. Python (2004)
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Summary: After an overly ambitious businessman transports an 80-foot python to the United States, the beast escapes and starts to leave behind a trail of human victims. An FBI agent and a snake specialist come up with a plot to combat the creature by pitting it against a bioengineered, 70-foot boa constrictor. (imdb)
Country: USA
Directed By: David Flores
Written By: Chase Parker, Sam Wells
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na DougCollins
70
T1
na Marter
20
T1
Boa vs. Python doesn't live up to its title. If it did, perhaps it would be worth seeing. Yes, it is still funny because it's absolutely terrible, but only if that's the mindset you enter it with. If you even start to think that it's a movie you should take seriously, you need to slap yourself. It's a terrible B-movie that is only truly fun if you can convince a few friends to come over to laugh at it with you.
na Vandelay1
13
T2
na elcalculator
63
T6
na tom.com
90
T8
na whitecalyx
5
T1
na jpb33
16
T1
na savagewit
0
T4
na Kavu
73
T6
Even the plot outline makes you laugh in tears.
na OMGFridge
0
T1
Nothing really needs to be said.
na jjrocketman
19
T1
na Thunderdolt
75
T4
na Passero
50
T1
na AgentSnipe
20
T1
I watched this simply for the title and what I got was the cheapest laughs and thrills that can only be received by watching a movie this bad.
na wanted
17
T1
na XakkMaster
42
T2
na dzejson
5
T1
na Coheed
40
T2
na Sheldrake
30
T2
na hellboy76
7
T1
Not sure what I was expecting here but it was still surprisingly bad.
na tracx1007
53
T2
na adidawha
29
T1
na chester1958
60
T4
na kaleah12
15
T1
na kayheartbeat
50
T4
na monte
40
T1
na pharaujo
0
T1
na Mohko
75
T8
na wcsae
34
T2
na mayabelle
0
T6
na donquixotic
0
T6
na ivyy
2
T1
na Mathew
25
T2
Cool title, lame film.
na lostinlodos
80
T7
na Matija D
46
T3
na Waxmetal
45
T1
na marian
75
T5
na IMDb-byvotes
29
T1
na LetsGoEatHuh
10
T1
na Wolf
20
T2
na Killfast37
21
T1
na bloodsome
9
T1
na slidercc
15
T2
na RealMacgyver
10
T1
Drek. Made it half way through and then gave up. Just terrible. David Hewlett is better than this.
na Telemecus
3
T1
na RNG
57
T6
na empire434
3
T1
na dst7175
0
T1
na 8raz
16
T1
na Bunken
0
T1
na wavymouth
84
T4
na h_double
71
T2
na mertagabey
2
T1
i really dont care about the winner.
na Richnerd
30
T2
na jeff_h
30
T2
na m_thorn
4
T1
na HRiver
10
T1
na Doggr_Jones
10
T2
na BalthCat
30
T2
na lionesque
5
T1
na cblur21
17
T1
na mania
70
T6
na Cronos
20
T1
na filmaffinity
24
T1
na Granto
18
T1
na jcarere
15
T1
na gavinbennett
27
T2
na SakiroQ
10
T1
na doomy
2
T1
na imdb
30
T1
na KasperL
0
T1
It's tempting to write that the cover says it all but that wouldn't be true, for this movie is infinitely more terrible and considerably less fun than it makes this abomination out to be.
na DrewTheDude
9
T1
na Liina Aukia
10
T1
na ZombieBuffet
30
T1
na olo
23
T2
na GinCat
0
T1
na creck
10
T1
na Indicam
0
T1
na elmakebabi
17
T1
na Unimonster
25
T3
na seyfettin
40
T1
na Pursus
10
T1
na Riptide0
25
T1
At least this movie is funny. "HEY THERE'S A GIANT SNAKE ON THE LOOSE. WHAT SHOULD WE DO?" "WHY DON'T WE RELEASE OUR GIANT SNAKE?" "THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA NOTHING COULD GO WRONG!" Amazing writing.
na ZakMcCracken
10
T1
na crackerjack
40
T1
na Wesfx
75
T4
na yashmehta_92
70
T2
na RiverRivers
5
T1
na vjhitler
0
T1
na Amakua
5
T1
na begoniabol
2
T1
I fell asleep, I think that sums it up pretty well. Quotes: 1 -"This is big, and big is nice."2 - "So using MY implants, we can track the boa as it tracks the python and see every move she makes?"
na Mattam
26
T1
na jlewis
10
T1
na evan85
20
T1
na roger1
76
T1
na Ag0stoMesmer
1
T2
I'm sure it sounded fun on paper but on screen it was shit.
na caiman
19
T1
It may seem trite to call a movie like this "bad," but this movie was very bad. And not in a good way.
na Koalafish
40
T1
na drowsybaker
50
T4
na JosefBeeby
60
T3
Ridiculous enough to sustain partial interest, manages to hold itself up between that and the absurdity of its sheer awfulness. Watch in a group or not at all.
na Abba
53
T2
na dg1228
20
T1
na avgcrtckr
19
T1
na BGJ
0
T1
na Dicke_Taube
20
T1
na jjack229
36
T1
na buser333
26
T1
na jmarkthespot
10
T1
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