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Summary: After an overly ambitious businessman transports an 80-foot python to the United States, the beast escapes and starts to leave behind a trail of human victims. An FBI agent and a snake specialist come up with a plot to combat the creature by pitting it against a bioengineered, 70-foot boa constrictor. (imdb)
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Killfast37 |
21 |
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dg1228 |
20 |
T1 |
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tracx1007 |
53 |
T2 |
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Granto |
18 |
T1 |
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crackerjack |
40 |
T1 |
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KasperL |
0 |
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It's tempting to write that the cover says it all but that wouldn't be true, for this movie is infinitely more terrible and considerably less fun than it makes this abomination out to be.
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whitecalyx |
5 |
T1 |
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Richnerd |
30 |
T2 |
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Waxmetal |
45 |
T1 |
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Doggr_Jones |
10 |
T2 |
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pharaujo |
0 |
T1 |
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dzejson |
5 |
T1 |
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LetsGoEatHuh |
10 |
T1 |
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Wesfx |
75 |
T4 |
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vjhitler |
0 |
T1 |
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roger1 |
76 |
T1 |
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BGJ |
0 |
T1 |
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Coheed |
40 |
T2 |
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elmakebabi |
17 |
T1 |
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seyfettin |
40 |
T1 |
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8raz |
16 |
T1 |
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chester1958 |
60 |
T4 |
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jeff_h |
30 |
T2 |
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Unimonster |
25 |
T3 |
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DrewTheDude |
9 |
T1 |
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Amakua |
5 |
T1 |
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Matija D |
66 |
T3 |
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Wolf |
20 |
T2 |
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drowsybaker |
50 |
T4 |
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Riptide0 |
25 |
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At least this movie is funny. "HEY THERE'S A GIANT SNAKE ON THE LOOSE. WHAT SHOULD WE DO?" "WHY DON'T WE RELEASE OUR GIANT SNAKE?" "THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA NOTHING COULD GO WRONG!" Amazing writing.
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wanted |
17 |
T1 |
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doomy |
2 |
T1 |
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ivyy |
2 |
T1 |
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hellboy76 |
7 |
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Not sure what I was expecting here but it was still surprisingly bad.
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Abba |
53 |
T2 |
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IMDb-byvotes |
29 |
T1 |
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JosefBeeby |
60 |
T3 |
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Ridiculous enough to sustain partial interest, manages to hold itself up between that and the absurdity of its sheer awfulness. Watch in a group or not at all.
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yashmehta_92 |
70 |
T2 |
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jcarere |
15 |
T1 |
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sixx |
10 |
T1 |
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Indicam |
0 |
T1 |
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kaleah12 |
15 |
T1 |
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empire434 |
3 |
T1 |
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adidawha |
29 |
T1 |
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AgentSnipe |
20 |
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I watched this simply for the title and what I got was the cheapest laughs and thrills that can only be received by watching a movie this bad.
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wcsae |
34 |
T2 |
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kayheartbeat |
50 |
T4 |
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Koalafish |
40 |
T1 |
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Mohko |
75 |
T8 |
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imdb |
30 |
T1 |
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buser333 |
26 |
T1 |
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Thunderdolt |
75 |
T4 |
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Marter |
20 |
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Boa vs. Python doesn't live up to its title. If it did, perhaps it would be worth seeing. Yes, it is still funny because it's absolutely terrible, but only if that's the mindset you enter it with. If you even start to think that it's a movie you should take seriously, you need to slap yourself. It's a terrible B-movie that is only truly fun if you can convince a few friends to come over to laugh at it with you.
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savagewit |
0 |
T4 |
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avgcrtckr |
19 |
T1 |
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jjrocketman |
19 |
T1 |
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GingerR |
0 |
T1 |
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SakiroQ |
20 |
T1 |
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wavymouth |
84 |
T4 |
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marian |
75 |
T5 |
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RealMacgyver |
10 |
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Drek. Made it half way through and then gave up. Just terrible. David Hewlett is better than this.
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filmaffinity |
24 |
T1 |
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caiman |
19 |
T1 |
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It may seem trite to call a movie like this "bad," but this movie was very bad. And not in a good way.
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slidercc |
15 |
T3 |
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Bunken |
5 |
T1 |
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evan85 |
20 |
T1 |
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Mattam |
26 |
T1 |
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RNG |
57 |
T6 |
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mania |
70 |
T6 |
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Liina Aukia |
10 |
T1 |
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creck |
10 |
T1 |
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Kavu |
73 |
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Even the plot outline makes you laugh in tears.
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OMGFridge |
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Nothing really needs to be said.
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ZombieBuffet |
30 |
T1 |
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Mathew |
25 |
T2 |
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Cool title, lame film.
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olo |
23 |
T2 |
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lostinlodos |
80 |
T7 |
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cblur21 |
17 |
T1 |
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jjack229 |
48 |
T1 |
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jlewis |
10 |
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bloodsome |
9 |
T1 |
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m_thorn |
4 |
T1 |
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mayabelle |
0 |
T6 |
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monte |
40 |
T1 |
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jpb33 |
16 |
T1 |
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DougCollins |
70 |
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Pursus |
10 |
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tom.com |
90 |
T8 |
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h_double |
71 |
T2 |
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Passero |
50 |
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XakkMaster |
42 |
T2 |
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mertagabey |
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i really dont care about the winner.
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Armoredrah |
60 |
T1 |
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BalthCat |
30 |
T2 |
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ZakMcCracken |
10 |
T1 |
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begoniabol |
2 |
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I fell asleep, I think that sums it up pretty well. Quotes: 1 -"This is big, and big is nice."2 - "So using MY implants, we can track the boa as it tracks the python and see every move she makes?"
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lionesque |
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Vandelay1 |
13 |
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dst7175 |
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