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Boa vs. Python (2004)
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Summary: After an overly ambitious businessman transports an 80-foot python to the United States, the beast escapes and starts to leave behind a trail of human victims. An FBI agent and a snake specialist come up with a plot to combat the creature by pitting it against a bioengineered, 70-foot boa constrictor. (imdb)
Country: USA
Directed By: David Flores
Written By: Chase Parker, Sam Wells
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na Dicke_Taube
20
T1
na Granto
18
T1
na monte
40
T1
na lionesque
5
T1
na RealMacgyver
10
T1
Drek. Made it half way through and then gave up. Just terrible. David Hewlett is better than this.
na dbaldzhiev
7
T1
na caiman
19
T1
It may seem trite to call a movie like this "bad," but this movie was very bad. And not in a good way.
na lostinlodos
80
T7
na gavinbennett
27
T2
na Liina Aukia
10
T1
na jjrocketman
19
T1
na chester1958
60
T4
na h_double
71
T2
na Abba
53
T2
na Telemecus
3
T1
na Indicam
0
T1
na filmaffinity
24
T1
na Coheed
40
T2
na ivyy
2
T1
na m_thorn
4
T1
na crackerjack
40
T1
na kaleah12
15
T1
na dzejson
5
T1
na drowsybaker
50
T4
na Koalafish
40
T1
na wavymouth
84
T4
na slidercc
15
T2
na begoniabol
2
T1
I fell asleep, I think that sums it up pretty well. Quotes: 1 -"This is big, and big is nice."2 - "So using MY implants, we can track the boa as it tracks the python and see every move she makes?"
na jpb33
16
T1
na wcsae
34
T2
na DrewTheDude
9
T1
na Passero
50
T1
na evan85
20
T1
na Pursus
10
T1
na empire434
3
T1
na Vandelay1
13
T2
na LetsGoEatHuh
10
T1
na KasperL
0
T1
It's tempting to write that the cover says it all but that wouldn't be true, for this movie is infinitely more terrible and considerably less fun than it makes this abomination out to be.
na wanted
17
T1
na ZombieBuffet
30
T1
na mertagabey
2
T1
i really dont care about the winner.
na doomy
2
T1
na kayheartbeat
50
T4
na DougCollins
70
T1
na BGJ
0
T1
na XakkMaster
42
T2
na jcarere
15
T1
na buser333
26
T1
na avgcrtckr
19
T1
na jmarkthespot
10
T1
na Ag0stoMesmer
1
T2
I'm sure it sounded fun on paper but on screen it was shit.
na yashmehta_92
70
T2
na Waxmetal
45
T1
na seyfettin
40
T1
na mayabelle
0
T6
na Richnerd
30
T2
na elcalculator
63
T6
na Wesfx
75
T4
na pharaujo
0
T1
na OMGFridge
0
T1
Nothing really needs to be said.
na GinCat
0
T1
na Matija D
46
T3
na donquixotic
0
T6
na tracx1007
53
T2
na Mohko
75
T8
na AgentSnipe
20
T1
I watched this simply for the title and what I got was the cheapest laughs and thrills that can only be received by watching a movie this bad.
na marian
75
T5
na hellboy76
7
T1
Not sure what I was expecting here but it was still surprisingly bad.
na Wolf
20
T2
na vjhitler
0
T1
na Riptide0
25
T1
At least this movie is funny. "HEY THERE'S A GIANT SNAKE ON THE LOOSE. WHAT SHOULD WE DO?" "WHY DON'T WE RELEASE OUR GIANT SNAKE?" "THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA NOTHING COULD GO WRONG!" Amazing writing.
na bloodsome
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T1
na dg1228
20
T1
na Mattam
26
T1
na 8raz
16
T1
na Bunken
0
T1
na tom.com
90
T8
na JosefBeeby
60
T3
Ridiculous enough to sustain partial interest, manages to hold itself up between that and the absurdity of its sheer awfulness. Watch in a group or not at all.
na Mathew
25
T2
Cool title, lame film.
na IMDb-byvotes
29
T1
na olo
23
T2
na Thunderdolt
75
T4
na BalthCat
30
T2
na elmakebabi
17
T1
na Marter
20
T1
Boa vs. Python doesn't live up to its title. If it did, perhaps it would be worth seeing. Yes, it is still funny because it's absolutely terrible, but only if that's the mindset you enter it with. If you even start to think that it's a movie you should take seriously, you need to slap yourself. It's a terrible B-movie that is only truly fun if you can convince a few friends to come over to laugh at it with you.
na Cronos
20
T1
na mania
70
T6
na adidawha
29
T1
na roger1
76
T1
na Amakua
5
T1
na Kavu
73
T6
Even the plot outline makes you laugh in tears.
na RNG
57
T6
na imdb
30
T1
na savagewit
0
T4
na RiverRivers
5
T1
na Unimonster
25
T3
na jeff_h
30
T1
na cblur21
17
T1
na jjack229
36
T1
na Sheldrake
30
T2
na Doggr_Jones
10
T2
na ZakMcCracken
10
T1
na creck
10
T1
na Killfast37
21
T1
na dst7175
0
T1
na whitecalyx
5
T1
na jlewis
10
T1
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