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Boa vs. Python (2004)
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Summary: After an overly ambitious businessman transports an 80-foot python to the United States, the beast escapes and starts to leave behind a trail of human victims. An FBI agent and a snake specialist come up with a plot to combat the creature by pitting it against a bioengineered, 70-foot boa constrictor. (imdb)
Country: USA
Directed By: David Flores
Written By: Chase Parker, Sam Wells
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na Kavu
73
T6
Even the plot outline makes you laugh in tears.
na jjrocketman
19
T1
na IMDb-byvotes
29
T1
na pharaujo
0
T1
na evan85
20
T1
na buser333
26
T1
na vjhitler
0
T1
na dst7175
0
T1
na elcalculator
63
T6
na savagewit
0
T4
na kaleah12
15
T1
na jcarere
15
T1
na doomy
2
T1
na creck
10
T1
na olo
23
T2
na Vandelay1
13
T2
na Thunderdolt
75
T4
na Marter
20
T1
Boa vs. Python doesn't live up to its title. If it did, perhaps it would be worth seeing. Yes, it is still funny because it's absolutely terrible, but only if that's the mindset you enter it with. If you even start to think that it's a movie you should take seriously, you need to slap yourself. It's a terrible B-movie that is only truly fun if you can convince a few friends to come over to laugh at it with you.
na dg1228
20
T1
na DrewTheDude
9
T1
na Matija D
46
T3
na kayheartbeat
50
T4
na mayabelle
0
T6
na jjack229
36
T1
na BGJ
0
T1
na Granto
18
T1
na Telemecus
3
T1
na elmakebabi
17
T1
na Riptide0
25
T1
At least this movie is funny. "HEY THERE'S A GIANT SNAKE ON THE LOOSE. WHAT SHOULD WE DO?" "WHY DON'T WE RELEASE OUR GIANT SNAKE?" "THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD IDEA NOTHING COULD GO WRONG!" Amazing writing.
na lionesque
5
T1
na adidawha
29
T1
na Killfast37
21
T1
na donquixotic
0
T6
na seyfettin
40
T1
na 8raz
16
T1
na Indicam
0
T1
na empire434
3
T1
na BalthCat
30
T2
na slidercc
15
T2
na drowsybaker
50
T4
na jpb33
16
T1
na Mohko
75
T8
na h_double
71
T2
na Mattam
26
T1
na yashmehta_92
70
T2
na ZakMcCracken
10
T1
na Unimonster
25
T3
na monte
40
T1
na hellboy76
7
T1
Not sure what I was expecting here but it was still surprisingly bad.
na Koalafish
40
T1
na Mathew
25
T2
Cool title, lame film.
na Passero
50
T1
na wavymouth
84
T4
na marian
75
T5
na jlewis
10
T1
na begoniabol
2
T1
I fell asleep, I think that sums it up pretty well. Quotes: 1 -"This is big, and big is nice."2 - "So using MY implants, we can track the boa as it tracks the python and see every move she makes?"
na ivyy
2
T1
na Sheldrake
30
T2
na caiman
19
T1
It may seem trite to call a movie like this "bad," but this movie was very bad. And not in a good way.
na m_thorn
4
T1
na chester1958
60
T4
na mertagabey
2
T1
i really dont care about the winner.
na RealMacgyver
10
T1
Drek. Made it half way through and then gave up. Just terrible. David Hewlett is better than this.
na Liina Aukia
10
T1
na XakkMaster
42
T2
na Wesfx
75
T4
na Coheed
40
T2
na jmarkthespot
10
T1
na cblur21
17
T1
na lostinlodos
80
T7
na avgcrtckr
19
T1
na dbaldzhiev
7
T1
na imdb
30
T1
na mania
70
T6
na bloodsome
9
T1
na gavinbennett
27
T2
na whitecalyx
5
T1
na Abba
53
T2
na filmaffinity
24
T1
na RiverRivers
5
T1
na wanted
17
T1
na DougCollins
70
T1
na LetsGoEatHuh
10
T1
na Waxmetal
45
T1
na Amakua
5
T1
na tracx1007
53
T2
na JosefBeeby
60
T3
Ridiculous enough to sustain partial interest, manages to hold itself up between that and the absurdity of its sheer awfulness. Watch in a group or not at all.
na GinCat
0
T1
na Doggr_Jones
10
T2
na Bunken
0
T1
na dzejson
5
T1
na Richnerd
30
T2
na KasperL
0
T1
It's tempting to write that the cover says it all but that wouldn't be true, for this movie is infinitely more terrible and considerably less fun than it makes this abomination out to be.
na wcsae
34
T2
na tom.com
90
T8
na RNG
57
T6
na crackerjack
40
T1
na Dicke_Taube
20
T1
na Wolf
20
T2
na jeff_h
30
T1
na Pursus
10
T1
na Cronos
20
T1
na OMGFridge
0
T1
Nothing really needs to be said.
na AgentSnipe
20
T1
I watched this simply for the title and what I got was the cheapest laughs and thrills that can only be received by watching a movie this bad.
na Ag0stoMesmer
1
T2
I'm sure it sounded fun on paper but on screen it was shit.
na roger1
76
T1
na ZombieBuffet
30
T1
Average Tier 1.93 from 107 Rankings rss