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Bryan Loves You (2008)

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Summary: The life of a therapist (played by writer-director Seth Landau) begins to unravel when he delves into the inner workings of a sinister religious cult that's taking over his Arizona town. At the heart of their dogmatic devotion is Bryan, a brutally murdered, near-mythological figure whose mindless worshippers don't countenance heretics. Inspired by a true story, this spine-chilling indie gem also stars George Wendt and Brinke Stevens.

Genre: Horror

Country: USA

Directed By: Seth Landau

Written By: Seth Landau

Starring: Daniel Roebuck, Tony Todd, George Wendt, Lloyd Kaufman, Jilon Ghai, Brinke Stevens, Jeff Dylan Graham, Chuck Williams, Seth Landau, Bobby Slayton

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If sell your soul to Satan, but all you get out of it is having George Wendt, Tony Todd, and Lloyd Kaufman agree to make cameos in your homemade indie flick, then kudos to you on tricking the Lord of Darkness because odds have it you were probably on the fast track to hell already anyway. Gets one lone point for the line, 'I will smash you with this clipboard until you have a hemorrhage.' Loses said point for not following through with it.